Why was there never a G2 cartoon?

>>42287581 (OP)
because you touch yourself at night

>>42287581 (OP)
because G@ sucks shit compared to G!, they knew it wasn't worth televising

>>42287617
G! also sucks compared to G$

>>42287581 (OP)
There was no Starlight.

>>42287666
Starlight is worst pony.

>>42287670
No?

>>42287581 (OP)
Because you haven't let me nut in your navel yet dweeb.

>>42287600
I exclusively touch myself during the day

>>42287581 (OP)
According to mylittlewiki, G2 didn't sell very well in America, so they probably didn't think it was worth trying to put out a cartoon. It's a shame, I like the G2 designs

Did G2 get comics or at least lore snippets on the card-backs? I have a feeling that G2 lore is shallower than RoboRiders

https://youtu.be/0T_h9DTecDg?t=102
it got vidya

G1.5 flopped so hard Hasbroke believed little girls didn't want pony anymore on TV.
>G1.5 was about schoolchildren doing boring stuff, it's just that they look like earth ponies. No magic, no pegasi, nothing.

>>42287581 (OP)
The designs were too arousing to put on TV at the time

>>42287670
>Gollynigger trying to project again

>>42288518
t. reddit

>>42287758
My Little Pony Tales is peak soul, faggot.

>>42288923
True. I love when Teddy beats the tar out of his girlfriend Sweetheart.

>>42289049
It was a different time. Before feminism turned all men into female bootlickers.

>>42287626
LMAO no way queer

>>42287581 (OP)
Because Hasbro is lazy.

>>42287713
cute mare

Hasbro was unbelievably retarded in the 90s, that's why.
They created My Little Pony Tales, but for some stupid reason they released the cartoon only in the US and completely skipped on the toys there, while they released the toys only in the UK and completely skipped on the cartoon there, while allowing dubbing of the show only to be made if it was on DVD (that's how it got a mexican and a danish dub, but the mexicans didn't give a fuck and aired it on TV)
Hasbro later released they were fucking retarded after seeing how Tales was doing really well in America, but since there were no toys to sell they got fucked, so the franchise got stuck in a financial limbo until the late 90s with G2 where, for another weird reason, they believed it was the cartoons the ones that made the toys sold poorly and that they would do well on their own (since that's what happened in Europe, and that's why most of the G2 you can see for sale are in spanish, greek, and other european languages), so they released G2 with 0 advertising and 0 marketing in America, and it almost ended killing the franchise here.
G3 sucks and all of that, but they had the genius idea to create the cartoon exclusive to DVDs and include it alongside the toys since at the time everyone loved DVD players and it was the new huge thing, so it made the toys sell like crazy and the generation became even more profitable than G1 ever was.

>>42290405
>Hasbro was unbelievably retarded in the 90s, that's why.
How is any of that different from present-day Hasbro?

>>42287670
>>42287672
Two retards fighting

>>42289142
Wish we could turn back time to the good old days.

>>42287758
G1>G1.5, but 1.5 is still kino

>>42287713
Yes, it's very cute. But toy collectors HATE change, and fans wanted the fat ponies back.
Dedicated G1 fans also complained about G4 toys, but they were overshadowed by bronies so no one listened.

>>42287713
>>42290900
I don't get why /mlp/ has such a hardon for the G2 toys. It looks terrible.

>>42290909
I don't have a hardon for any of the toys. I don't collect them. But I respect that people like G2.

>>42290947
I don't mind that people like that. But whenever they're brought up everyone is going all "Oh, shame, the design is so great!" I mean, really faggot? Am I the only one here who actually dislikes this design?

bump

>>42287581 (OP)
they were too hot and fuckable. it wouldve turned an entire generation of males into zoophiles. g4 mares were nerfed (chibified) so the societal damage was mitigated.

>>42290405
>G3 sucks and all of that
RUN

>>42290958
>Am I the only one here who actually dislikes this design?
Yes

>>42290909
>I don't get why /mlp/ has such a hardon for the G2 toys
They're the most horsey.

>>42290428
not really. they basicaly got really lucky with g4. Faust wanted to do it and hasbro wasnt doing anything with the francise so they let her do whatever. it ended up blowing up partly because of some clickbait bullshit and because it was good.

>>42287713
So it’s literally because they focused more on the merch for G2 than any actual series?

>>42287581 (OP)
No idea. But g6 better look at least this good

>>42287581 (OP)
Other than needing taller ears i feel like this is a great design.

>>42292711
>>42293609
So it's just zoophiles, got it.

>>42287581 (OP)

>>42294191
Cope however you want, autist-kun. People will continue to like what you don't like no matter how much you screech about it.

>>42295236
>when they see the state of this board

>>42295236
Say what you like but this is peak pony.

>>42296065
That's fine, now that I know you're a zoophile I don't have to pretend to care about your opinion.

>>42298205
No one believes you actually think G2 mares are ugly, and this virtue signalling disguised as contrarianism of yours is obvious and embarrassing.

>>42298596
NTA but their ears could afford to be taller. They kinda annoy me as is.

Why can't Hasbro just draw a fukn HORSE?

>>42298621
I can just envision a crew of artists at Hasbro. They are about to draw a horse that looks like a horse, and someone comes in and says
>ok guys, we have to choose a part to screw up
>"what, again?! I just wanna draw a horse!"
>hey man you know the rules
>"can we just try and see?"
>NO!! you can't just ... DRAW a horse (insert Mordor meme here)
>"sigh, ok I'll draw it with no ears"
>that's the idea!!

>>42298205
>autistic screeching continues
whatever nerd

>>42298205
>TwiTranny gaslighting this hard

wtf is this thread

>>42300920
unf

>G2, explicit
>Only 19 results.
Zoophilia bros, WTF?!

>>42300920
why is she looking at me like that?

>>42301761
Why do you care? After your own metric G2 is the worst generation because it has zero Minty :/

Superior Generations up to top again

>>42289049

>>42302259
Minty would’ve been there in the alternate reality where there was a TV show.

G2

Bump.