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>>42288269 (OP)
Skibidi Toilet

>>42287835
Nice, sex offender notification/confessions has potential

Have we done Anon from R63 Equestria goes to RGRE yet?

>"Dusk Shine, Butterscotch, Applejack, Elusive, Bubble Berry, Smegma-Dick, and Commie-Horse the Wonder Simp. The gang's all here... and apparently all mares now. Would someone like to tell me what the fuck's going on?

>>42288466
>>>/HHH/

>>42255897

Nice to see APA ain't dead.

Now don't be dyin' early

>>42288282
peak rgre

>>42288372
>new pony moves to town
>she shows up on Anon's doorstep early the next morning
>"Hello Sir and/or Madam. By decree of law of Her Majesties' Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, I am here to inform you that I am a convicted boopist registered as a habitual offender among the Crown Boopist Registry, case number #7834-"
>Anon boops her

>>42289348
>Anon's boop sets in motion a major societal and political shift, the ripples of which will be felt by generations far into the future
>Future historians call it "The Boop Heard Round The World"

>>42288466
>I miss Barb

>>42289549
Can't stop the Boopening.