>"I know you're a pony now, but Twilight told me that in your world you were some kind of 'tall monkey'. I think that's so amazing! So like, did you live in trees and eat bananas?"

>>42291176 (OP)
thank you fluttershy, very cool

>>42291176 (OP)
the tall monkeys live underground and eat potatoes

>>42291176 (OP)
>"But I'm not a... Wait, what the fuck?! What did you do to me, you fucking horse?!!"

>>42291176 (OP)
No, but we had this thing called the internet, which allowed us to metaphorically fling our shit at each other without being limited by our physical throwing range.

I lived in a house but I did eat bananas. Can I have a banana?

>go to equestria
>become a midget
grim

>>42291176 (OP)
some of us did

>>42291176 (OP)
No. You're thinking of niggers.
>>42291291
Kek. Moderatly funny. I giggled.

>>42291291
Anon those are the Irish

>>42291176 (OP)
Yeah I ate coconuts and threw shit around all day. That's why I have hands, for throwing spears and shit at yellow rats, Flutterrat.

>>42291176 (OP)
I'd eat bananas occasionally yeah. Promates tend to like fruits. Though most humans didn't live in trees, as opposed to Twilights

>>42291176 (OP)
That's right, Fluttershy. Actually, I was a monkey king named Louie. I had a grand and opulent tree house palace in the redwood forest where bananas and pine nuts grew in great abundance. My empire spanned many forests and jungles and all my monkey subjects lived in peace and harmony.

I'll answer all your human-related questions if you let me smell your mane until I pass out

>>42291176 (OP)
Why is Fluttershy sieg heiling?

>>42291298
The piss horse strikes again.

>>42291176 (OP)
Yes. And you look a little like a banana to me.

>>42291729
She wants you to hold her hoof. Be nice.

>>42291176 (OP)
ik ook?

>>42291883
What did you say about my mother?
>flinks shit at you

>return to monke

>>42292370
Fluttershy will find it delightfully natural if you scratch yourself around her. She'll be less enthused if you jerk off around her.

>>42291176 (OP)
“You must have a misconception as to what a ‘tree house’ is used for.”

>>42291176 (OP)
>not particularly

>>42291176 (OP)
>Banana colored pone
Hmm...
>Not banana flavored
Huh
>Keeps licking anyway

>>42292768
That is annoying. She should taste like bananas.

>>42292790
Agreed. In actuality, Fluttershy would have rubbed banana flavored essence into her coat and worn banana perfume in an attempt to unlock Anon's monkey banana fetish.

>>42291298
>the episode where Discord turns Anon into a pony in a bid to make him less fascinating to Fluttershy

>>42292872
>anon finds out he's not been getting aroused by fluttershy's natural musk
>he's inconsolable for weeks

No, Fluttershy. We live in houses like ponies do, not trees. The rich people who build houses like to cut down all the trees and pave over everything so they can cram in more houses to sell. For most of us, our food is like if Flim and Flam were put in charge of the entire food supply: pre-packaged, quick to prepare, bland, and horrible for you.

Actually, just imagine if Celestia and Luna got replaced by Flim and Flam. That's the world I'm from.

But yeah, sometimes we did eat bananas.

>>42292901
Anon it's not nice to traumadump on a pony. She just wants to make you banana bread and tea.

>>42292909
She asked what the world I come from is like. It's not a very kind place. I just answered honestly.

>>42292909
Banana bread sounds damn good right about now. I bet Fluttershy would be a surprisingly good cook. Though perhaps not considering how much culinary work she puts into preparing quality meals for such a vast variety of animals.

>>42293246
I'd imagine most ponies in Ponyville are at least decent cooks, most meals are made at home since it's a small farming town. Canterlot is where you find the high-paid professionals who couldn't cook to save their life.

>>42291176 (OP)
some of us but they're called tree monkey. fun fact, albino monkeys and tree monkeys fought during the ape wars of the 50's to prevent the spread of monkeynism

>>42291176 (OP)
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER