Thread 42291247 - /mlp/ [Archived: 913 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:26:20 PM No.42291247
casting couch
casting couch
md5: dd571a4800353ff52dc32607b0ffb961🔍
>"Well Anon. How badly do you want this job?"
Replies: >>42291445 >>42291528 >>42292997 >>42293009 >>42293041 >>42293418 >>42293464
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:30:37 PM No.42291254
calcium
calcium
md5: c2b1ec5205adb4bc8cbba43c2de5ded7🔍
About as much as a double mastectomy.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:46:12 PM No.42291445
>>42291247 (OP)
i don't want a job. i want a shimjob
Replies: >>42291559
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:20:50 PM No.42291528
>>42291247 (OP)
That's the footjob couch
And yes
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:30:47 PM No.42291559
>>42291445
What the fuck's a shimjob?
Replies: >>42291587 >>42291607 >>42291611 >>42291621 >>42292984 >>42294112
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:40:44 PM No.42291587
>>42291559
>s/he doesn't know
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:46:56 PM No.42291607
1731493810515527
1731493810515527
md5: 593d28e21a6761518074ded25bed0f5b🔍
>>42291559
It's when she @&$!?@$ and then @&$!?ASSFASFEDGRD@$ and finally @&$!?@$HORSE NEIGHS topped off by [spoilerED,EDD,&EDDY SOUND EFFECTS and that right there is a genuine Shimjob.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:48:50 PM No.42291611
1731493810515527
1731493810515527
md5: 593d28e21a6761518074ded25bed0f5b🔍
>>42291559
It's when she @&$!?@$ and then @&$!?ASSFASFEDGRD@$ and finally @&$!?@$HORSE NEIGHS topped off by ED,EDD,&EDDY SOUND EFFECTS and that right there is a genuine Shimjob.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:52:20 PM No.42291621
>>42291559
Its when you rim the inside of her prolapsed anus
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:49:09 AM No.42292984
>>42291559
No one knows
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:55:04 AM No.42292997
>>42291247 (OP)
>"Not at all, really. I'm only here because the employment office wants me to be. Now can you reject my application so I can go back to shitposting?"
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:59:17 AM No.42293009
>>42291247 (OP)
"Look, lady, if I wanted to become a prostitute, I wouldn't bother applying for this job."
anon
6/23/2025, 7:11:52 AM No.42293041
Lee
Lee
md5: 1dadf9b2befeecf34a1d18a56686e030🔍
>>42291247 (OP)
>uhh not so much since i have jobs better than this!
Replies: >>42293345
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:38:47 AM No.42293345
>>42293041
Is he still around?
Replies: >>42293395
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:17:07 AM No.42293395
>>42293345
no
only copycats remain
Replies: >>42293637
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:35:04 AM No.42293418
>>42291247 (OP)
Ma'm, please, just tell me where is the leaking pipe to fix, I have a tight schedule today.
Boss is still pissed of about last time, so now, I really have to fix your plumbing.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 12:31:39 PM No.42293464
>>42291247 (OP)
>The positions been filled, sorry, no more interviews were needed after I found out how much cock OP sucks!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:21 PM No.42293637
>>42293395
very shitty ones on top of that
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:36:50 PM No.42294112
1724647409104444
1724647409104444
md5: c69b76028eccaa812f0fa17740aba696🔍
>>42291559
If you don't know what it is, you're not ready for it yet
You'll know when it happens