>tfw the ponies gave you a solo part in their latest musical number but your singing is terrible and you have no dance rhythmn

They would appreciate an attempt, even if it was terrible.

>>42291301 (OP)
Except AJ.
She's an audiophile and appreciates good tones that mix with a melody.

>>42291301 (OP)
It may be bold to assume I auditioned to be a vocalist rather than an instrumentalist.

>>42291301 (OP)
This is one of many reasons I don't want to go to Equestria.
I couldn't carry a tune to save my life.

>>42292593
Well, what does the back say?

>>42292595
More

>>42293231
why is she flapping one wing at a time like that

>>42292593
More mares for me.

>>42292593
Watch Flight to the Finish and Somepony to Watch Over Me, the implication is that ponies magically sound better in dedicated numbers. You'll do fine!

>>42293238
You will never understand her level of flight mastery, it would be pointless to explain it to you.

>>42291301 (OP)
you just get a different voice actor for the part

>>42293390
Like in “Filli Vanilli”?

>>42293390
Imagine the magic of Equestria giving you whatever singing voice and dancing skill you want if you dream hard enough about it.

>>42293231
>>42293385
Is this mareautism?

>>42291306

>>42295093
>"jump! jump! jump! jump! jump! jump!"

>>42293252
You overestimate my power. I sound like Chris Chan when I sing.