Rewrite The Last Problem one sentence each post. Though, following these few lines Haber just handed you after leaving (his toilet time alarm went off)

>[Spike] "I got here as soon as I could, but friendship ambassador is a full time job these days. Making peace between Abyssinians and the Diamond Dogs has not been easy."
>[Twilight Sparkle] "That's why I picked you for the job. But I'm glad you could come."
>[Spike] "So what's the emergency?"

>>42294142 (OP)
>Twigiraffe
This still sucks no matter what. Just go with the nuke ending.

>>42294142 (OP)
>[Spike] "I got here as soon as I could, but it's been hard avoiding OP since he sucks the cock of nearby males near him."
>[Twilight Sparkle] "That's why I picked you for the job. But I'm glad you could come."
>[Spike] "Come for what? So OP's cock sucking desires because he is a faggot could be satisfied?!"

>>42294150
>nearby males
OP be going for distant cocks as well