.

>>42298049 (OP)
>he wants to cum inside rainbow dash

>>42298052
And just like us, he'll never succeed. Solidarity!

>>42298049 (OP)
I look like this and sound like him too.

All the good child juice went into Fluttershy, apparently.

>>42298071
The bad child juice also goes into Fluttershy when he needs stress relief.

>>42298066
damn no way we got a real pony on 4chan

>Le turn the mirror on yourself, /mlp/!
This again? Ehh..

>>42298049 (OP)
cool dude

>>42299556
Unlike you shartbags.

>>42299562
take your meds, fag.

>>42298071
what do you mean there is juices for bad and good?!

shit thread

>>42299761
stay mad

@42300221
shit thread. keep coping subhuman tranny, all fields

>42300345
keep malding

>>42298052
Nah, only Soarin wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

>>42298078
kek

>>42302207
fixed, now he will be a mare magnet

>>42298049 (OP)
Whenever I see a twinkish man with a beard, I become infuriated. I desire to shave him so badly. So badly.
NOT FOR FUCK! not for fuck, I must STRESS that it is NOT TO MAKE MY COCK HARD. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FUCK MEN, MALES OR STALLIONS.
It is STRICTLY fucking AESTHETICAL. he needs to look GOOD. beards on most men look like SHIT. Especially on ANDROGYNOUS MEN. he needs to be SHAVED.
SHAVE HIM NOW.
SHAVE HI...

>>42302327
OH SHIT THIS ANON GOT ABDUCTED BY PONES WITH BEARDS

>>42302384
and nothing of value was lost.

>>42298049 (OP)
ugliest motherfucker in the entire show
>>42302207
actually super cute

>>42302207
massively improved

>>42302207
maybe this is the real reason why zephyr is so hateable, because he has the potential to be one of the hottest stallions on the show yet chooses to look and act like a contemptible faggot

>>42298066
show proof

>>42303417
No.

>>42298049 (OP)
what's with the hair and beard?!

>>42303880
he's just shit at making himself look good

>>42303880
He's a later-season character which means that rather than going for a semi-timeless feel they have to make it very very clear that they're writing the story in the current year. This really began with season 4 and it never stopped.

>>42302703
yeah good riddance to that faggo....

>>42304245
oh god they took this anon as well

>>42302207
Now he looks good.

>>42304361
It's taking EVERYTHING, nonny. Don't you understand?!

>>42305391
Oh lord...

>>42305461
>>42305391
Would you two calm down it can't be that ba...

>>42306197
OH NO-

>>42306931
shit artist

>>42306931
Imagine if Fluttershy had a neet sister...

>>42307848
unf would be awesome

>>42298049 (OP)
This guy sucks.

>>42306931
god artist

>>42308604
and fucks!

>>42308699
*gets fucked

>>42308604
My penis.

>>42308708
And sucked.

>>42302207
how the fuck do stallions shave their beards without revealing their bare skin underneath their coats

>Be You
>At the local bar
>Meet this gorgeous mare
>Tall
>Thin
>Flowing golden mane
>And she's a pegasus to boot
>You always took a liking to the feathered ones
>Strike up a conversation
>You two hit it off
>Turns out, she's also a top conversationalist
>The two of you spend hours talking
>She's got a pretty nice voice too
>One of those sexy gravelly voices that just activates your almonds
>It starts getting pretty late
>Both of you need to head home
>And you need to see her again
>Since horseland is sans proper technology, you suggest the two of you exchange mailing addresses to keep in touch
>Suddenly she seems hesitant
>She pulls away and into herself, her eyes looking everywhere
>Everywhere but you
>You blew it...
>Wait
>A longing glance
>A brave smile
>A nod
>You swap info and part ways
>There's a lightness in your chest all the way home
>You've made a new friend
>And maybe more

Continue?

>>42309671
Please do.

>>42306931
so-so artist

>>42310854
wtf is this from?

>>42309631
This is good.

>>42311213
It's by Badumsquish.

>>42309980
hair still needs improvement to ever be a mare magnet

>>42298049 (OP)
I like him

>>42310326
they both fit for each other 100%

he's just like me, an ADD riddled drifter bum/neet who wants to fuck rd

>>42312998
they made a pony after you?! wow!

>>42312998
you just described everypony who goes on /mlp/

>>42312998
ADD isn't real

>>42314016
how do you know if its real or not?

>>42298049 (OP)
>Fluttershy said I can live with her as long as I let her live out her "brocon fantasies," whatever those are.

>>42310326
Tree Hugger's hair looks so bad

>>42307848
Do they need two neet girls in one family?

>>42314982
Can never have enough of that, Anon.

>>42310854
unf

>>42302207
Looks like one of those surfers

>>42314638
It means you have to be a total bro, like Rainbow Dash.

>>42314076
>uhhhhhhh I can't like... pay attention bro
So just pay attention. Problem solved

>>42310326
cute shit

>>42309631
SEX SEX SEX

>tfw anon sees Zephyr on screen
https://youtu.be/hp4YOBD3WfY?feature=shared

>>42312998
why are you like that Anon cant you improve yourself and get a job

>>42317673
I genuinely do not know what or where and I've spent a decade thinking about it (26). The only thing I did have passion for is made for the most part, made redundant by AI.
It's either stock shelves, or bum it out as a wagie posting about ponies.
A job which I can invest myself into would be nice though, don't get me wrong.

>>42317682
>>made redundant by AI
Programming? I'm sure you still can make a game even on something like roblox to make some dosh.

>>42309671
>>42309980
>He never continued
Why are writefags like this?

>>42318088
probably got cancer and died after submitting that

>>42318453
Not a reason to not continue the green while being in pony heaven

>>42316278
the fact they stopped paying attention to give you a reply shows it's real

>>42298049 (OP)
Rainbow won't love you, no matter how many times you try to make her jealous.

>>42318557
why would be jealous if she wasn't in love with him? is she stupid?

>>42318557
who's the pony on the left?

>>42298990
Sounds like someone is mad about the truth.

>>42318064
Nah, art. Programming would be fun to learn though.

>>42310326
I 100% ship it.

>>42319343
What sort of art do you make, anon?

>>42308708
aww they're hugging :)

>>42320331
yeah sure anon, hugging so hard they're putting sticks in each other.

>>42318557
Would you?

>>42298066
Can I fuck you?

>>42321135
No, Go away.

>>42321392
Not even if I was a mare?

>>42321419
Like that would ever happen.

>>42314638
wtf is brocon

>>42322708
It's where Fluttershy gets her bro to rape her, trust me.

>>42310326
Both fit each other nicely, I like this ship.

>>42323497
Hot

Every anon should strive to be like him.

>>42326030
I thiink we are already like him to be here on /mlp/

>>42310854
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXX I WANT TO SEX SEX SEX NOW

>>42326804
Stop thinking about sex, Anon!

>>42327456
What did he mean by this?

>>42327815
He wants nonny over there to not rape anything within a 50 mile radius

>>42328635
That's impossible, for where he goes, he must rape.

>>42329102
can anyone stop him then because rape is bad and needs to prevented asap

Why is this shit thread still on the catalog? I only posted it to archive some other shit thread I didn't like.

>>42330004
The people like stallions

I remember this board when the previews of the episode were shown off. Some anons were on suicide watch.

>>42330079
did any of them actually suicide or did they all pussy out as per usual

>>42330004
im jorkin my gorkin on this thread so it lives

>>42330986
you're WHAT now?!

>>42298066
Show hooves

>>42330079
could you post some of em?

>>42331910
Here's one from the archive. There was a screencap that I remember that collected all the good ones, and there one that I liked the most went something along the lines of
>Fuck, even the colored horse show is calling me out. This is a wake up call, I'm submitting my job application tomorrow.

>>42331972
Found it

>>42331972
Honestly, it is a bad episode.

It would be so much better if it were genderswapped.

>>42298049 (OP)
He's only like that cause he's traumatized from all the times Fluttershy forced herself onto him

>>42332455
Lucky bastard, it should of been me!

>>42332656
*should have

>>42332659
thanks nonny

>>42298066
Could I have your autograph

>>42330436
>pussy out
Did they not learn from the episode?

>>42334662
Of course not, why else would we be still here?

>>42331991
kek

>>42298049 (OP)
such a ugly hair

>>42318557
Cute pic

>>42310326
best ship for both ponies

>>42309671
Where is the continue?

>>42309671

>You've just gotten out of work
>It's been a little over a week since you saw her
>You'd sent her a letter after half a day of agonizing over whether you should
>Every morning since, you've checked the mailbox with what some would call excessive enthusiasm
>What can you say?
>You were smitten
>But should you be?
>What if she's come to her senses?
>What if all you'd felt was just the booze in your blood?
>You barely snap out of your spiraling in time to see the grey mailmare flying away from your mailbox
>You pick up your pace
>Then restrain it some to keep anyone from seeing your excitement
>You open the creaky little door
>You do a doubletake
>Sitting there is a plain envelope
>You snatch it and rush inside your home
>Your heart is pounding as you take a seat on your sofa and inspect the parcel
>Plain white, with your address in black ink
>She has pretty handwriting
>Hoofwriting?
>Whatever
>You gently rip it open, careful not to damage the letter inside
>You unfold it as if it were made of gossamer
>You take a deep breath and set to reading

>>42337521
moar?

>>42308708
fag

>>42312998
get a life holy shit

>>42298049 (OP)
Noodle ass hair

>>42319343
>gave up on art because of AI
Is this the most retarded faggot in the history of this website?

>>42332081
Being a stallion automatically deducts points from the appeal factor. It's the law of this show.

>>42338793
I didn't give up on art. I gave up on the idea that I could fund a basic life off being a 'decently competent' artist online. I will never stop drawing, but I don't think the art landscape will look as it does now in a decade or so—patreon/commission based models are hard to see persisting (especially for artists like me who are not household names). I might be wrong, but it'd be silly to pretend like that isn't a possibility.
I'm not trying to doompost either, I just want to carve out a life I'm happy with that doesn't involve slotting myself into an amazon warehouse.
Art will and always will be my favorite thing, regardless of what the landscape looks like and how it may change. I make it currently without payment, I will continue to make it without the expectation of payment.
Maybe my other post did make it sound like I was 'giving up' since it lacked context, but I didn't mean that.
Gamedev might be the only actual play which utilises the last decade in a way which could bear monetary fruit and pull me out of this rut... Or maybe I'll doodle in a sketch book and just work on a on a farm. Either sounds appealing. Blogposting is fagshit, so I am a faggot... but I wanted to clarify that.

>>42338879
If so then you have ZERO appeal factor, Anon.

>>42339472
Is that a surprise?

>>42339694
No not really since we're all on /mlp/

>>42339118
nta, but consider selling physical art

>>42339993
Nta but are there even any good outlets to sell physical art?

>>42340010
No idea, but I imagine if you do commisions, its pretty much same thing as digital, just instead of sending it online, you mail it normally.

>>42338793
Yes, if he can make good art then he can easily squeeze good cash from commissions

>>42308708
get this shit outta my screen

>>42338479
I'd slurp that noodle hair to the point it'll make him BALD.

>>42310326
kino

>>42341251
They are cute together!

>>42341251
>dude weed lmao
Is there really weed in Equestria???

>>42342073
No. There is no sinful material in the ponyverse such as sm*king

>>42302327
fag

>>42298052
literally fucking me

>>42338793
>Is this the most retarded faggot in the history of this website?
>he doesn't know

>>42341251
I wish I could sit next to those two, they seem chill as hell

>>42298049 (OP)
I can't believe they made /mlp/ into a real pony

>>42343719
Zephyr is that based?

>>42343719
Do you think that Rainbow Dash knows what IWTCIRD means

>>42298049 (OP)
He and Blueblood deserve to be shipped together

>>42344546
>fagshit
No. Bluebood and Trixie is better and more kino.

>>42342073
yes but they smoke poison joke

>>42330079
Am I the only one who doesn’t hate Zephyr Twink? I-I mean Zephyr Breeze.

>>42331972
Fun Fact: “Flutter Brutter” came out during pride month of 2016.

>>42344563
Why ship the Great & Powerful Trixie with Blueblood? Blueblood is a Twink.

>>42344653
I can see him being a bi guy

>>42343719
Headcanon: Years later, Rainbow Dash and Zephyr Breeze hooked up together, after both of them had matured enough to get over themselves. On that day all of Equestria breathed a sigh of relief.

>>42344653
fun fact: you're a faggot

>>42344831
this is canon

>>42344693
>flaggot
You're the biggest twink to ever twink in existence.

>>42343719
Did he came inside?

>>42346493
https://derpibooru.org/images/3629946
Yes.

>>42346967
hot

>>42346967
I guess he REALLY is coming inside of Rainbow Dash.

>>42344563
>Bluebood and Trixie
Is there any basis for this?

>>42347696
Crack

>>42344693
Because they're both unlikable cunts.

>>42330004
>shit thread
What thread did you slide?

>>42347696
Both egomaniacs so when you combine then you get the most egotistical couple. Oh and they're also both cute together I suppose.

>>42346967
>rape
Niiiice!

>>42346967

>>42348888
That's not rape, you fucking liar. Quads of LIES

>>42349501
>he didn't see part 1
ngmi

>>42346967
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SEXOOOO

>>42350493
Why would Rarity do that to Rainbow Dash???

>>42351745
Just a little prank, haha...

>>42352214
lol

>>42346967
unf

>>42352214
>rape
Isn't a prank, Anon.

>>42354653
Why not then.

>>42346967
>Crotch tits
This would've been so perfect.....

>>42355452
^This Anon is gay^

>>42355452
Is there a problem with that?

>>42355452
faglord

>>42354653
It is, haha ha ha ha h a

>>42354653
It's only rape when someone has a knife to your throat.

>>42357322
There are more situations that are considered >rape, anon.

>>42357754
Like?

>>42355452
...Anon?

>>42357754
Modern day "I actually wasn't that into you and regret having sex with you" """""rape"""" you mean?

>>42355901
>>42355454
>>42356500
Yes, it just look stupid and ruin a mare's silhouette. I prefer my shit to look as close as possible to the show as they are already prefer.

>>42359523
*already perfect

>>42359523
Very autistic of you.

>>42360465
And?

>>42359523
This nigga wants his foals to starve to death

>>42359523
No it doesn't...

>>42360953
bro probably won't make any at this rate

>>42350493
>Part 1
hot hot hot HOT

>>42343719
literally me on the right

>>42298049 (OP)
The most unrealistic part about the episode is that he changed in the end

>>42360780
Likewise, you're very autistic.

>>42364865
No proof of that.

>>42365307
There is. You're on this board.

>>42365969
Fuck that's true

>>42298049 (OP)
How would you improve him to be proper MLP pony?

>>42367070
he's already perfect, /mlp/ as a pony in the show

>>42302327
FAGGOT

>>42367994
No that's (You)

>>42368639
>projection

>>42364205
Is this true?

>>42302207
Oooohhhhh honey it's about to be me cumming inside YOU for a change

>>42344831
I don't understand the beard, a future version of him with Rainbow Dash should have a more surfer hair and without that beard on a fucking pony fur

>>42370120
You shouldn't heed the understanding of the nu-writers and nu-artists.

>>42370570
Ahh true that

>>42346967
Oooooo myyyy

>>42298052
same for me, that's crazy!