>The Human
>Equestria's Strip Joint

>>42298576 (OP)
>99% of men's eyes are drawn to the woman
>0% of this board's eyes are drawn to the woman

We are that man.

>>42298624
What woman

>>42298633
It's that ugly stain on the left

>>42298624
i legitimately did not recognize that as a woman until you mentioned it

>>42298640
Sorry to bother you

>>42298646
thanks for the you
i guess?

>>42298651
Yeah I'll keep it to myself next time. Sorry don't know what I was thinking. Just wanted to share pain*

>>42298576 (OP)
Can someone with some pink paint fix this?

>>42298624
Please refrain from using offensive terminology. Censor w*man if you have to use it, please.

>>42298660
Speaking of. Pink paint. Anyone? At least crop that shit out.

>>42298624
Yea, I couldn’t help but notice how suggestive that pony was…

>>42298624
this is how one becomes a certified horsefucker, huh?

>riding with coworker for work trip
>the top 40 song comes on
>he asks if I've ever been there and that it's a strip club
>uh, n-no
>picturing Pinkie dancing on a stripper pole

>>42298576 (OP)
>go to 'The Human' strip club
>tfw literally 0 humans inside