Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:22:55 PM No.42300288
Rainbow Dash is the most retarded pony around Equestria.
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Thread 42300288 - /mlp/ [Archived: 884 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:36 PM No.42300289
I'd believe it.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:31:15 AM No.42301023
>>42300289
I like this gif.
I like this gif.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:14:25 AM No.42301141
>>42300288 (OP)
I can name at least 10 in just Ponyville that are more retarded.
I can name at least 10 in just Ponyville that are more retarded.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:57:51 AM No.42301380
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:24:38 AM No.42301428
>>42301380
Sweetie is plenty smart, her transmission just slips
Sweetie is plenty smart, her transmission just slips
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:29:07 AM No.42301436
>>42301428
Imagine if ponies used motor vehicle terminology but it referred to things completely unrelated to machinery.
>"And you know what she did next?"
"No, what?"
>"She gearshifted him!"
"That whorse!"
Imagine if ponies used motor vehicle terminology but it referred to things completely unrelated to machinery.
>"And you know what she did next?"
"No, what?"
>"She gearshifted him!"
"That whorse!"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:11 AM No.42301461
>>42301428
Her engine tries to send power to her brain, but some of it gets diverted to her butt instead.
Her engine tries to send power to her brain, but some of it gets diverted to her butt instead.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:12 AM No.42301473
"Hey, Rainbow."
>"Oh, hey, Anon. What's up?"
"How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?"
>"I didn't eat breakfast this morning."
"Oh, uh, then how would you feel if you did have breakfast this morning?"
>"...Dude, I just told you I didn't have breakfast this morning. "
"Right, but how would you feel IF you had breakfast?"
>"Are you not hearing me? I said I didn't have breakfast. No breakfast. I'm actually getting kinda hungry now."
>"Dash, darling, it seems like you're the one having trouble hearing. Anonymous is asking how you'd hypothetically feel at the moment if you, hypothetically, had a chance to eat this morning."
>"Huh? I didn't get any shots either. What the hay are these questions?"
>"N-no, Rainbow. Hypothetical, not hypodermic. It means...well, you can just think of it like 'imaginary'."
>"...Imaginary?"
>"Pretend."
>"Pretend. Pretend breakfast? Why would I eat pretend breakfast? I haven't played pretend since I was a filly."
>"Um, Rainbow Dash? I, uh, I don't think you, and I'm really sorry if this is mean but, I don't think, um, you're understanding. Entirely. Sorry..."
>"You know what I'm not understanding? I'm not understanding why everypony keeps saying I ate breakfast! I haven't eaten all morning and now all of you are peeving me off!"
>"Oh, hey, Anon. What's up?"
"How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?"
>"I didn't eat breakfast this morning."
"Oh, uh, then how would you feel if you did have breakfast this morning?"
>"...Dude, I just told you I didn't have breakfast this morning. "
"Right, but how would you feel IF you had breakfast?"
>"Are you not hearing me? I said I didn't have breakfast. No breakfast. I'm actually getting kinda hungry now."
>"Dash, darling, it seems like you're the one having trouble hearing. Anonymous is asking how you'd hypothetically feel at the moment if you, hypothetically, had a chance to eat this morning."
>"Huh? I didn't get any shots either. What the hay are these questions?"
>"N-no, Rainbow. Hypothetical, not hypodermic. It means...well, you can just think of it like 'imaginary'."
>"...Imaginary?"
>"Pretend."
>"Pretend. Pretend breakfast? Why would I eat pretend breakfast? I haven't played pretend since I was a filly."
>"Um, Rainbow Dash? I, uh, I don't think you, and I'm really sorry if this is mean but, I don't think, um, you're understanding. Entirely. Sorry..."
>"You know what I'm not understanding? I'm not understanding why everypony keeps saying I ate breakfast! I haven't eaten all morning and now all of you are peeving me off!"