One day Rarity invites you to her house after a nice dinner in Canterlot and asks you if you like “Huey Lewis and the News.” She goes on about their previous work and how the new album has a clear crisp sound and how they’ve been compared to Elvis Costello in the past. She puts on a raincoat too for some reason and you notice a bunch of newspapers in the room where you’re sitting. What do you do?

>>42300425 (OP)
Ask her if she has a cat. Like... a little Persian, or something?

>>42300425 (OP)
that's a nice axe you have there rarity, now im going to look away and be oblivious to what you're going to use it for

>>42300425 (OP)
I can tell you're making a thread every seven minutes specifically to kill off other threads, posting shit just to take up space, you fucking faggot.

>>42300437
take your meds and keep crying

>>42300425 (OP)
I leave.

>And Suri Polomare. I killed Suri Polomare with an axe in the face, her body is dissolving in a bathtub in Manehattan. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 ponies. Maybe 40!? I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the stallions have seen the tapes. I even, um...I ate some of their brains...and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I, uh, I just hahahahaha had to kill a lot of ponies! And um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

>>42300513
>New dress. What do you think?
>Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
>Sewed it together at the boutique yesterday.
>Good coloring.
>That's rich lavender. And the flounce is made of something called Everfree Ivyweave.
>It's very fashionable, Rarity, but that's nothing. Look at this.
>That is really nice.
>Full fuscia with Appaloosan frill. What do you think?
>Nice.
>By Celestia. That is really super. How'd a hayseed like you get so tasteful?
>(I can't believe that Fancy Pants prefers Photo Finish's dress to mine.)
>But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Double ruffle, saturated violet.
>Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Hoity Toity's dress.
>(Look at that pronounced indigo coloring. The tasteful backstitch. Oh, my stars. It even has a cravat.)
>Is something wrong, Rarity? You're sweating.

>>42300575
>ASMR moment
I felt a shiver down my spine.

>>42300575
Kek'd

>>42300425 (OP)
Press the super secret remote Cadance gave me to detonate the last of her eggs. She's a lost cause.

do a 360 and walk away

>>42300425 (OP)
OP was into that whole Yale thing

I used to be a ruffian
I used to horse around
But I couldn't take the balderdash and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight
My mane is nice and fair
You might think I'm loco, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be mare
It's hip to be mare

>>42300425 (OP)
cool axe rarity

>>42301563
You'd be walking straight at her axe, anon!

>>42300425 (OP)
Ponies wouldn't have weapons such as axes.

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>>42302987
OH SHIT IM SORRY DASH I WONT COME INSIDE

IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES