>ywn meet your human husbando
>ywn let him hold your hoof
>ywn be a real apefucker
why bother living?

>>42302270 (OP)
at least I am a picture

>>42302270 (OP)
>she doesn't know about the secret portal to the human world

>>42302270 (OP)
>falling in love with the mary sue protagonist
How basic? Every Anon-centered episode is boring as fuck. Wow, I wonder how he's going to solve this problem? Oh, yeah, >rape. Again. Total snoozefest.

Humans would most certainly not speak in ponish like they do in the show but would instead have their own language.
Would you actually be willing to figure out and learn a completely new language to communicate with them?

>>42302541
>Reading Mare-On-Earth fanfic
>None of the apes speak Ponish
Interesting premise, but then
>Creator shoehorns her language autism into the story and gives the humans seven THOUSAND different languages

Talk about an egghead. I think she would rather have been writing a linguistics paper than a mlh fanfic.

>>42302270 (OP)
>humans don't have magic
>some fics add magic and magical wands as horn alternative
who the fuck likes this garbage? Might as well give them hooves cutie marks

>>42302555
*and cutie marks

ponify this

>>42302282
>implying that any old unicorn, alicorn, or kirin can’t just summon a portal with his horn
>>42302541
There are many humans who don’t speak in English, but there are also others who do. However, it sounds like the Old Ponish language could be comparable to ancient forms of German or Swedish.
>>42302555
>>42302560
But they would want to perform those kinds of illusions because it makes them feel special. It isn’t like there are that many like that here, with the notable exception of a particular Ponyvillian I think I may recall running into a couple of times.

Human men were built for giraffe pussy

Stallion here, why do you watch a show for little colts?

>>42303211
>Stallion
You know the rules, balls or gtfo

>>42303242
>blue board
Cringe.
>>42303211
Because I’ve always been fascinated by stories of humans and how resilient and innovative they are. I have little doubt that my siblings have heard stories of the human named Megan Williams at some point in their lives and I can’t help but think that these stories helped them persevere despite their hardships.
>>42302998
But why would you want to see humans shagging giraffes?

My hazubendo is already into my paraphilia and he would never call me a freak but he would say it's cute and cool and funny and he would do it to me and not make me cry.

>>42302998
Post beak

bump

>>42303211
YWNBAS

AAAAAAAAA I hate the new generation. They all look like monkeys. Just a bunch of 3d monkeys.

Humans are NOT monkeys this evolution thing is a red herring to distract us from something

>>42302270 (OP)
>ywn meet your human husbando
maybe (you) wont, yeah

>>42304464
According to the leaked concept art, they were originally modeled after ferrets.

I like the stringed instrument that can make rain :)

>>42304491
So what stringed instrument can increase the water pressure of a cloud to its breaking point?

>>42303980
I told you putting Greg in charge was a mistake

>>42302270 (OP)
Be honest. He wouldn't like you even if he were real.

>>42302555
>>42302560
I honestly miss the old PPOH art.

>>42303211
oh my celestia is-is that a real stallion on this board?

>>42302541
I really like the language barrier concept! It makes things so much more interesting when you can’t just walk up to a human and speak his language. You have to find other ways to communicate that are much more special. Unf.

>>42302541
>>42305377
Ich spreche Pönisch sowieso nur ein bisschen. Vielleicht ist es gut, dass ich stattdessen Englisch hauptsächlich spreche.

Ecть ли люди, кoтopыe гoвopят пo -пoнилaндcки?

>>42305401
Yea, I thought it would be really cool to have like a fandom conlang for all us real turbonerd horse fans to speak in so we could be better than all the casual horsefuckers, but it never really took off. I hardly ever see it, and when I joined the dicksword a while back they had just added a word for like gender nonbinary or something so I figured it was only ever gonna be some super obscure irrelevant thing known to a few trannies that I probably wouldn’t want to talk to anyway. If Old Ponish made an appearance at MF I’d probably make an effort to learn it, but I kinda get the impression that it’s only ever gonna be known to no fun allowed eternally outraged blue haired types, so why bother?

>>42302998
Fuck off, Twilight

>a human kneels in front of you and coos "please fuck me, Mommy"
How do you react?

>>42302334
>Mary Sue
Look, we can all joke about Anon being the basic marketable lead character, but he has potential. He's the personal student of Hugh Hefner!
I wish more authors would capitalize on his letters to Penthouse Forums, or that one episode where A Pimp Named Slickback helped him take the city back from that two-timing lawyer.
Tartarus, even that time his annoying bimbo friend brought her 80 twin sisters to town and the only way to figure out the original was to fuck them all in the ass had tons of new worldbuilding that NOPONY wants to work with!
>>42302546
>She doesn't know the FOUNDATIONAL industrial revolution novel was written as a linguistics paper that accidentally a narrative
>>42303329
MLH is based off of real-world mythology- yes, our lauded ancestors lusted after humans! Pegasopolis doctrine stated that the first alicorns were created by the union of Danny and Surprise, or possibly Firefly and Megan through some highly erotic lesbian magic I mean what
Anyway my point is when the philosopher Play-Doh wants to fuck a human she's considered the grandmother of scholarly debate but when I want to mate with a human and contribute to the revival of an endangered species, I'm "bucking weird" and "get away from my oats"

>>42304862
I heard there's one underwater :O

>>42305512
>he’s never turned anypony into a human before

>>42305512
>Pegasopolis doctrine stated that the first alicorns were created by the union of Danny and Surprise
How come everypony thinks that sex with a human will turn you into an alicorn? I have read about this in multiple pieces of fanfiction.

>>42303718

Bump

>10

Some of these sexual fantasies are just too ridiculous even for a fictional race. Like "oh if I had a humie hubbie we'd have sex for two whole minutes" yeah and an earth pony is gonna be the next wonderbolt

>>42308842
>she doesn't know
Wonderbolt got DEI'd and now they have to accept earth ponies, unicorns and even ziggers into the Wonderbolt, shameful!

>>42308846
>unicorns
TBF some advanced magic can make one a flier
not sure why the fuck crosswalks are allowed though

>>42308842
>Two minutes
Sis, read the G1 lore- King Solomon had a herd of 1,000 wives he spent an entire year fucking nonstop

>>42309383
>herddyking
and that's why your husbando a shit

>>42309387
>Being this much of a newfag
>Coping this hard
Seethe more

>>42302541
It's fine if all he can do is make monkey noises. As long as be plaps me hard and cuddles me afterwards.

>>42309387
This. Imagine thinking human males want multiple mares. You make them seem all horny just so you can goon to the idea.

>>42309614
Ok flutters.
>>>/zoo/

>this fucking thread again

>>42309703
>Filthy degen neet humans
Why the buck can't they be real?

>9

>>42309703
Celestia I wish I was talking to a human in these threads...

>>42309703
I look like this and do this

>>42310427
>Celestia

>Humans' closest relative is the chimpanzee
>A murder-ape known for >rape and >literally eats your fucking face and genitals
Is it really worth the risk?

>>42312714
>our species has produced creatures as evil as Nightmare Moon, King Sombra, and the Pony of Shadows
It may only be as risky as meeting another pony, but I’d personally want to make sure our little humans don’t want to eat us first, but I guess they would start panicking if their food asked them not to eat it.

>>42312714
Anon, our closest relatives are asses and ziggers

>>42312731
I'd let my husbando lick me. If he wants to.

>>42313059
How come I have an urge to lick people I’ve turned into humans, but never people in pony form?

>10

>>42309614
But what makes you think that’s a possibility?

>>42312714
Absolutely not. Apefuckers are gross and almost always have disgusting fetishes.

>>42314460
They pass the Harkneighs test, so it's okay: Humans have pony-like intelligence, they can communicate with language even if it's not Ponish, and I only want to be plapped by an adult.