Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:57:40 PM No.42304302
>"Girls, I don't know where you're getting all this from. I don't 'like' Anon! We're just like, bros, y'know?"
>"Yeah, course we hang out a lot, I hang out with all my friends a lot! It's not 'excessive', we just like doing a lot of the same things. We head over to the field and, you know, toss a ball around or whatever."
>"Well of course that's not the only place we go! We eat out sometimes, what of it? Ponies gotta eat, and it's quicker to do it at a close restaurant then whatever else."
>"It's not 'fancy restaurants', it's just decent food! What you fuel yourself up with matters, can't be eating junky fast food all the time."
>"Ugh, we're not 'touchy feely', have you never seen stallions interact with each other before? They're all about hoof bumps and bro hugs and all that. Just because I'm a mare doesn't make it any different! Heck, we all do friendship hugs all the time, does that make us all turbo lesbians? No!"
>"Oh heeere we go. No, it's not kissing! That would be sappy and weird. It's called a bro peck, and it's a totally normal thing that good bros do, you just wouldn't get it cause none of you have any guy friends! And no, Spike doesn't count."
>"It is too a thing!"
>"Sh-shut up! What does it matter how long it lasts? Since when did the council of bros decide a hard limit for how long a bro peck is supposed to last!? Ugh!"
>"Yeah, course we hang out a lot, I hang out with all my friends a lot! It's not 'excessive', we just like doing a lot of the same things. We head over to the field and, you know, toss a ball around or whatever."
>"Well of course that's not the only place we go! We eat out sometimes, what of it? Ponies gotta eat, and it's quicker to do it at a close restaurant then whatever else."
>"It's not 'fancy restaurants', it's just decent food! What you fuel yourself up with matters, can't be eating junky fast food all the time."
>"Ugh, we're not 'touchy feely', have you never seen stallions interact with each other before? They're all about hoof bumps and bro hugs and all that. Just because I'm a mare doesn't make it any different! Heck, we all do friendship hugs all the time, does that make us all turbo lesbians? No!"
>"Oh heeere we go. No, it's not kissing! That would be sappy and weird. It's called a bro peck, and it's a totally normal thing that good bros do, you just wouldn't get it cause none of you have any guy friends! And no, Spike doesn't count."
>"It is too a thing!"
>"Sh-shut up! What does it matter how long it lasts? Since when did the council of bros decide a hard limit for how long a bro peck is supposed to last!? Ugh!"
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