Hey bros,
My name is not important, and I love all of you. All of you are muscular, intelligent high-lives. You are everything that's good in the world. But why don't you seem to get any pony pussy? It's even better than jerking off to pictures on 4chan.
Don't be a stranger. Just use your GCP(Good colt points) to save up for a blowie joey(Just got one from Mommy, shit was SO cash).
You are all bros who should just save up your GCP. Pic related. It's me and Mommy.

>>42307059 (OP)

>My name is not important,
What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this board, and the autistic horsefuckers feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to go to equestria. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins here.

>>42307059 (OP)
>implying you'd need to earn a blowjob from best mom

>>42307073
You think something similar to this went through Brandon's head when he did it?

>>42307059 (OP)
Dude I love exchanging my Good Colt Points!