>Holy smokes my trap worked! Check it out everypony I caught a human. I knew they were real I just knew it! Now that I caught you that means you have to give me 1 wish and a satchel of treasure like the fables say! After that I’ll let you go.

>>42307605 (OP)
Scootaloo is like Papyrus, she will NEVER catch a human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6_6WHBm1Q

>>42307605 (OP)
Look Scootaloo I might have Irish ancestry but I'm not a fucking leprechaun you racist asshole- and if I had any treasure I sure as shit wouldn't share it with you.

Okay, what's your wish?
>I wanna fly!
Okay, no problem. Get down here and I'll help you fly.

>>42307605 (OP)
For the love of god my leg is broken in two places why did you dig this trap so it would be like 50 feet deep?

>>42307617
yeahhhh yes! the irish, the underground humans who eat potatoes

>>42307631
Cartoon physics!

>>42307605 (OP)
>>42307631
SCOOTAPOO YOU BITCH YOU BROKE MY FUCKING BACK! AHHHHHH!!!!

Bamp

>>42307605 (OP)
“Just because I have Irish heritage doesn’t mean I’m a leprechaun. My cousin, on the other hand, fulfills just about every Irish stereotype you can think of, so maybe ask him instead.”

>>42307605 (OP)
Piss in my mouth.
>>42307608
You spend too much time by the computer. I suggest you make a friend irl.

>>42308705
I feel like reading a spicy cmc X AiE fic. Make me that please.