PONY COURT aka 12 Angry Mares - /mlp/ (#42308576) [Archived: 805 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:25:42 PM No.42308576
back view concept
back view concept
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ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!!!!! MAKE A CASE! MAKE EVIDENCE! HAVE FUN!!!!!
>what is this?
/mlp/con's premier venue to finally settle your autistic debates! Get as much into the courtroom aesthetic as you want—prepare evidence, witnesses, call objections, etc.—or just show up to shitpost. I'd like our lawyers to use voice/video, but we can probably work out something for text if absolutely needed. This will unfortunately utilize D*scord. I'm so sorry.
>when?
July 5th at 7:15 PM CDT
>how?
Sign up at the form below! Be sure to post in the thread about your case as well, so other anons can jump in on it! We'll need at least two fellas for each case, so find someone you hate and take them to court!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:28:53 PM No.42308580
ALL APPLICANTS HAVE BEEN CONTACTED.
Current cases:
>Applejack v. Strawberry Sunrise
>The Values of the Holy See v. Celestianism
>Rarity v. Flimflam brothers & Fancy Pants
Could still use another defense lawyer for either Strawberry or FF&F, or a new case altogether if you'd be so bold! There's still time to make something happen!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:36:14 PM No.42308922
i would like to see a mare, happy
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:38:27 PM No.42308927
i would like to see a mare, sad
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:48:41 PM No.42308950
>>42308576 (OP)
Buy an ad.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:50:50 PM No.42308956
>>42308950
Kill yourself worthless /v/fag holy shit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:06:41 PM No.42308977
>>42308922
>>42308927
New case for the court?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:02:42 PM No.42309070
>>42308956
>Ad not being bought.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:09:37 PM No.42309078
>>42309070
>everyone is a shill they're in my walls!!!
Do you unironically believe OP is trying to make a profit by hosting a free event for the board to participate in? What is your logic here?
Go the fuck back to /v/. You don't fit in. Better yet, buy an ad for your suicide livestream and I'll happily click it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:18:41 AM No.42309404
Confess. You stole the bailiff's CBD oil.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:31:06 AM No.42309982
rarisuit
rarisuit
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>p9
bumping for lawyer Rarity kino
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:50:00 AM No.42310171
>>42308580
>>42308580
tree law is very expensive irl. cutting down someones tree and losing in court, will make you pay, for a similar age tree of the same type of tree, to replace the tree. This includes having the old tree removed, finding a new one, removing it, having it brought to the property, and putting it in the ground. And sometimes a fine is added on top after all of that. so I'd imagine that a dispute between AJ and Strawberry Sunrise would be over a strawberry having grown in between the property lines, and AJ cut it down.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:26:20 PM No.42310488
>>42310171
might be worth taking into consideration, even if it's just used as part of the case they already have. applejack does often deal with trees, after all.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:58 AM No.42311693
We might have all the anons that want to sign up at this point. I think we should have enough to run it, but you're always welcome to come sign up! The link will still be in the /mlp/con thread after this thread dies. See you next weekend!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:04:08 AM No.42312477
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-night-court.html
Reminded me of the TV Sitcoms Night Court and Yes Prime Minister.