>Look Anon you won “The Most Evil Creature in Equestria” award. I heard its a really prestigious honor, even Discord or Chrysalis weren’t nominated for it. Well go on and take it you deserve it.
>>42309032 (OP)Ah no feck no, i'll be claimin that award for king n' cuntry and you too you utter wanker for you too will be british and so will equestria will raise the union jack, nuff' said.
>>42309108that’s unconstitutional hoofholding! you monster
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She just wanted to give you a trophy not turn into your personal brood mare.
>>42309371The only thing I'm turning her into is Suri's wageslave again. I guess that could be considered fucking her in a way.
If evil just means being unsociable in candyland then fuck it, we evil now. Gimme that trophy and fuck off. I'm going back to my hammock in the Everfree. Next time you need to host a stupid ceremony don't send an RSVP.
>>42309032 (OP)Why? I'm a good person and I never hurt anypony.
>>42309771Ponies can sense the intent in your heart sorta like horses can sense fear or distress from your heartbeat in our world. They know you want to do unspeakable things to them like fuck them or eat them. Even a sadistic monstrosity like Chrysalis has her limits.
>>42309900Any sort of lust is evil in Ponyland?
>>42309906No, ponies have lust too, but their lust is pure and innocent, unlike human lust which is just disgusting sexual perversion.
>>42309900Do they have a heartbeat fetish? Because I sure do! :)