Thread 42309203 - /mlp/ [Archived: 674 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:01 AM No.42309203
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Tell me some headcanons about Unicorn sex. Telekinesis must lead to some freaky behavior. And I bet their magic horns do SOMETHING when a Unicorn is sexually aroused.

I bet when 2 Unicorns touch their horns together, they can share their thoughts, emotions, and sensations.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:25 AM No.42309234
>>42309203 (OP)
When a human make inserts the tip of a unicorns horn up his urethra it hurts really bad.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:47:05 AM No.42309239
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Most/nearly all Unicorns are bisexual. For girls, the horn is both a dildo physically and also the telekinesis in particular makes lesbianism a way way way more viable option for them.

For guys, telekinesis makes it really easy to experiment with anal. They can stimulate their prostate literally just by thinking about it, so they will naturally seek stallions to experiment with at some point, even if they didn't start off as gay exactly. They just get used to anal stuff naturally and eventually most of them will get bi-curious. Plus, they're Unicorns. They do not have a reputation for being manly or macho, so Unicorns wouldn't tend to be homophobic. Being gay isn't seen as shameful or embarrassing to them, they don't care.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:50:15 AM No.42309243
Twilight specifically is powerful enough to convincingly act out any sexual scenario
All twilight porn is canon
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:48:27 AM No.42309340
>>42309203 (OP)
Howโ€™s this for a headcanon? The sensation of magic is actually very weird and uncomfortable to most ponies, so itโ€™s not commonly used in sex. Unicorns arenโ€™t any kinkier or more promiscuous than any other brand of pony and there is nothing erogenous about the horn itself.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:56:22 AM No.42309359
>>42309239
>the urbanite race is also degenerate
yeah that fits
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:00:44 AM No.42309369
>>42309203 (OP)
Unicorns have more magic power the longer they remain celibate.

This explains Twilight's power and Celestia's lack of power. And this explains why Rarity has shown to use powerful magic in moments of need. She prefers to hide that she's sexless, whereas Twilight fully embraces it. And Starswirl is your typical virgin wizard.

This also could explain how NMM escaped the moon. She needed to let her magic build up until should could go forward with her plan.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:46:26 AM No.42309448
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If Unicorns could telepathically share thoughts and sensations via touching horns together, that would help explain why Unicorns are often snooty toward the other races. They don't approve of cross-race relationships too much because if a Unicorn marries anyone who is not a Unicorn, they miss out on a deep metaphysical type of intimacy that you can't get unless both partners are Unicorns.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:47:27 AM No.42309450
>>42309369
>and Celestia's lack of power

Thought you were gonna say that's why Celestia can raise the sun but okay whatever lmao
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:51:33 AM No.42309461
>>42309203 (OP)
Telekinesis feels like nothing just like a slightly strong wind otherwise ponies would freak out at getting lifted so you can't magically masturbate someone
But you can choke them until all that air runs out of their lungs and they are gasping hard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:54:11 AM No.42309467
>>42309450
She's an alocorn so she has a lot more magic than even Starswirl and Twilight. But her sex life drains most of her power, but she keeps enough to raises the sun and do minor spells for quality of life.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:48:35 AM No.42309550
>>42309203 (OP)
Unicorns are a chaste race because their stamina and magic reserve are deeply connected, with one or two orgasms being enough to put anyone who doesnt have Twiight levels of magic reserve out of commision.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:07:24 AM No.42309595
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Unicorn magical power is enhanced by orgasms. This is why all the strongest unicorns we see are nerdy girls: they're fucking weirdos in the bedroom, but also, they've learned to channel the very frequent orgasms they give themselves into their magic reserves.

Star-Swirl the Bearded discovered this unintentionally by just being that much of a gigachad (most unicorns have a little bit of him in their ancestry, like Genghis Khan in our world). The other five unicorns who'd raise the sun and moon with him before Celestia and Luna showed up were his mare harem, but even he couldn't satisfy six mares enough on his own to make it easy for them all as a group.

Celestia and Luna have the power to raise the heavenly bodies all by themselves because of the frequent orgies they have with colts and fillies from around Equestria. Only younger ponies have the stamina needed to give the princesses the sexual energy they require to keep the day-night cycle going. Celestia's trying to tone it down to a small group of royal consorts now that Luna's back to split the effort.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:09:25 AM No.42309597
>>42309448
Unicorn mares are the most likely to get with ponies of another tribe going by show canon.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:10:06 AM No.42309599
>>42309595
and why pray tell does this image require there to be an sfw version
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:11:28 AM No.42309603
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>>42309599
Use your imagination.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:14:45 AM No.42309611
>>42309603
I will not
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:15:03 AM No.42309612
>>42309595
wheres the nsfw version!?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:16:43 AM No.42309616
>>42309612
Derpibooru. Just search Celestia, foalcon, harem.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:25:16 AM No.42309972
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>>42309612
https://derpibooru.org/images/2758623?q=Celestia%2C+foalcon%2C+harem
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:31:35 AM No.42309985
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>>42309616
>Celestia, foalcon, harem
I hate this fucking website, I copied this just to search it for myself (spoiler it's literally only celestia's horsepussy!) and a while later I remembered that I was going to paste a link into a discord server and guess what? My clipboard did not contain a link anymore!!
>These are people I have met in the REAL WORLD
>They are gonna think I'm a FREAK who gets off to CELESTIAL FOAL FIDDLING
>It should have been ME (of proper age) on that bed
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:55 AM No.42309989
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>>42309985
>doesn't do echo | clip in command prompt
should'a known the game son.
I do agree that fagcord fucked up their clipboard system for no good reason, it has a noticable delay for some retarded reason so it'll paste whatever was queued up in your clipboard before.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:07 AM No.42309995
>>42309989
Discord is so bad these days I'm starting to miss Skype
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:32 AM No.42309998
Oh gosh. They could caress you all over, pinch your nipples, squeeze on your thighs and backside, massage the bud and put pressure on the inside and thatโ€™s even with the tongue still free
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:29 AM No.42310010
>>42309998
That sounds pretty gay.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:46 AM No.42310021
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>>42310010
No
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:35:59 PM No.42311209
Unicorn cum is literally magic. It sparkles and shines a brilliant white in color, and it causes intense euphoria when absorbed by the body
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:40:23 PM No.42311219
>>42309595
>picture

You're a pedophile so I'm not reading the rest of your post. skip
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:47 PM No.42311226
>>42311219
Didn't ask.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:59:26 PM No.42311255
>>42311226
Seethe more
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:04 PM No.42311339
>>42311219
>>>reddit.com/r/mylittlepony
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:10:02 PM No.42311400
>>42309239
unicorns are the aristocrat race and they're foppish dandys like aristocrats
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:07 PM No.42311405
>>42309550
so twilight's the best at gooning?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:18:45 PM No.42311430
>>42309203 (OP)
sissy hypno mind control magic
horn insertion
magic bondage
empathic emotional/pleasure amplification
magic chastity
you can probably do something magic with semen, make a potion out of it or sth
magic pegging
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:47 PM No.42311443
>>42311430
Zecora's potions are magical because the base for them is unicorn sexual fluids. She has kept a Rainbow Dash figurine in the bottom of her cauldron since before the show started.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:14:13 AM No.42311599
>>42311430
>empathic emotional/pleasure amplification
How does that one work with horns?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:22:30 AM No.42312421
polishing a unicorn's horn yields magical unicorn mayonnaise
this is where all mayonnaise in Equestria comes from
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:54:22 PM No.42312905
>>42309450
>Sex immediately after dusk
>Just enough power recharge to raise the sun in the morning
>No sex during day
>Enough to lower sun for the night
>Repeat
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:03:38 PM No.42312964
>>42309467
>so she has a lot more magic than even Starswirl
Except if you buy into the theory that Starswirl was once her mentor, magic teacher, or whatever, wouldnโ€™t Starswirl be more powerful by definition?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:03 PM No.42313043
>>42312964
Have you ever heard of the student surpassing the teacher? She had a lot to learn from him, but her maximum potential was always much higher because she is an alicorn.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:48:12 PM No.42313269
>>42309340
boring
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:50:03 PM No.42313274
>>42313043
>alicorns have higher potential
Sauce?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:54:05 PM No.42313280
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>>42309448
I endorse this headcanon.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:54:12 PM No.42313281
>>42313274
After you provide sauce on Starswirl being her mentor.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:16:56 AM No.42314148
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>>42309203 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:55:38 AM No.42314218
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>>42309239
>Most/nearly all Unicorns are bisexual.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:36:01 AM No.42314390
>>42314148
why is twilight spilling her pony semen all over the library
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:44:43 AM No.42314403
>>42314390
Because you gave her a hornjob but refused to swallow.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:54:27 AM No.42314616
>>42314148
>still spurting
>hand off the horn
POV of an utterly ungenerous lover
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:35 AM No.42314822
>>42309203 (OP)
all unicorns are hermaphroditic and their horns are actually penises
they reproduce exclusively through 69 which means there are no only children
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:07 AM No.42314827
>>42311405
No, she's just lucky that she doesnt have to goon like the rest of her race.