Remember the movie human centipede? choose your position in this picture.

>>42309351 (OP)
in front of twilight
i don't eat ass

>>42309351 (OP)
I don't like any of the Mane 6 in that way.

I would have to be at the back because I don't have a tail to bite onto.

>>42309351 (OP)
Last number of your post is your position in the pony chain. OP got lucky.
>>42309353
This Anon didn't, but got luckier than >>42309355

>>42309351 (OP)
>Be me like 12 years ago
>Like horror movies
>Decide to watch Human Centipede because people keep saying how fucked it is
>Naively think that means its a good horror movie
>Watch it
>It's literally just a deranged fetish movie involving an obscene amount of human suffering and degradation
>Hated every second of it and felt nauseas
>Complain online how the movie was just disgusting and objectively bad
>Get told by pseuds "that's the point" and get called a pussy

Imagine if I released a movie of me shitting into a toilet for 2 hours, released it in theatres, and proceeded to deflect any and all criticisms by saying "that was the point, it's supposed to be shitty"

>>42309351 (OP)
If I let my mare eat my ass, does that make me gay?

>>42309516
no unless you are talking about trixie

>>42309353
>>42309357
>>42309516
The person in front of Twilight is attached with her horn up your ass.

>>42309351 (OP)
rainbow's the least freakiest out of them all so i'd choose her

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>42309351 (OP)
roll

>>42309351 (OP)
fluttershy seems optimal
>>42309353
fag

>>42309351 (OP)
marererererererererere?

>>42309632
>12 legs
12 teats

>>42309794
24 dumbass

>>42309811
>>42309794
for a normal mare there's 2 teats for every 4 legs
therefore there are 6 teats

>>42309794
>>42309811 (checked)
>>42309816

>>42309816
THEY'RE ALL BACK LEGS
MEANING FOR EVERY 2 LEGS AFTER THE FIRST 4 IS 2 EXTRA TEATS
2 additional legs = 2 additional teats
nothing about this is difficult to imagine
can you even rotate an apple in your head?

>>42309866
nothing about the image indicates that each extra pair of legs is back legs

>>42309877
They go after the front legs, therefore they're back legs.

>>42309882
i could just as well say that all the extra legs go after the rear legs, therefore they're fore legs

>>42309884
That's not true, the first pair of legs are always forelegs, and since all other legs go after them, they're the rear legs.

>>42309888
>the first pair of legs are always forelegs
that would still be the case in my scenario
>and since all other legs go after them, they're the rear legs.
those legs are in the middle, not the rear

>>42309632
>12 legs
12 mare balls
6 cock

>>42309896
Explain the cutiemark then. Ponies have them on their flanks, where the rear legs are, so naturally all the legs after the cutie mark should be rear legs.

>>42309903
oh shit
yeah i don't have a rebuttal for that

>rp this with chatbot
>ponies poop chocolate pudding and pee lemonade
>ponies in the line inflate sequentially as they take more in from those in front

>>42309903
There isn't even a cutiemark there, you retard. Your centipede shit goes all over the body after the 1st set of legs, cutiemarks only show up on the hinds

>>42309944
What is it then if not a cutiemark?

>>42309953
Disgusting