Thread 42309901 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1095 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:53:34 AM No.42309901
three-horned face
three-horned face
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Triceratopses have triple the power output of unicorns.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:56:26 AM No.42310029
>>42309901 (OP)
Yeah, but it only has 1/1000th the brain power of unicorns, entirely nullifying its magical power output.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:58:39 AM No.42310033
>>42309901 (OP)
Yeah, but i don't want to fuck a Triceratops.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:53:38 AM No.42310178
>>42310033
Faggot
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:49:25 PM No.42310323
For that to be possible unicorns would have to have more than 1,000 Planck units of brain power.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:45:46 PM No.42310497
>>42309901 (OP)
Yeah, but I do want to fuck a Triceratops.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:47:39 PM No.42310499
>>42309901 (OP)
oh yeah? why are they extinct then?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:57:37 PM No.42310513
>>42309901 (OP)
>Nose horn
If they get sick it'd be the end of the world. Which is probably what happened
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:20:59 PM No.42310552
>>42309901 (OP)
i had this headcanon that creatures with more than one horn have the potential ro be super strong if they have access to magic
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:32:30 PM No.42310581
1900x1900-000000-80-0-0
1900x1900-000000-80-0-0
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>>42309901 (OP)
Now i'm imagining a mare voiced by Kristen Schaal
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:36:07 PM No.42310810
>Trigga thread
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:57:49 PM No.42310844
>>42309901 (OP)
you had the chance to call it a trixeratops and you fucking missed it trixfag. you have disappointed me
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:19:15 PM No.42311432
t rex and triceratopses
t rex and triceratopses
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>>42310499
Tireks ate them
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:47:05 AM No.42311701
archaeopteryxie
archaeopteryxie
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>>42310513
Nah, rhinocerouses would've ended the world again if that were the case.
>>42310844
I won't forget to call picrel an archaeopteryxie

fun fact: spellcheck doesn't think rhinocerous is a real word
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:19:59 PM No.42312918
>>42310581
I need this in my life
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:04 PM No.42313019
>>42310499
Unicorns are also extinct, checkmate