You got a job as a teacher at the school of friendship. The job pays well and you get to teach either your favorite subject or hobby on Earth or something you majored in for collegefags. How do you make it fun so your students get the subject material? And more importantly how do you tie into the magic of friendship?

>>42310869 (OP)
All Creatures Get Cremated Class.

>You see that thing stamped on your asses? That's what you are and what you do. None of this matters. There is no social ladder. Your career, status and meaning in life has been decided for you. Class dismissed.

>>42310869 (OP)
I quit and apply for a job at the Ponyville Schoolhouse instead.

>>42310869 (OP)
I would probably be teaching a machine learning course and have students engage in projects where they learn how to use tools like Pandas and Skorch. Perhaps this can also teach them that different people can excel in different areas, so combining the strengths of the members of a group teaches that friendship is about valuing each other’s differences and skills.

I would teach them about the history of revolutions, especially ones where monarchs were overthrown. We'd also have fun projects like making protest signs (they pick the issue, and anyone who protests the class gets extra credit for standing up to authority), standing up for worker's rights, and chemistry lessons where we make incendiary devices and then use them (the last bit is during a field trip). I'd also have them write an essay criticizing the ruler of a nation they've lived in, be that their home or Equestria.

I will make them just as dangerous as Neighsay feared while radicalizing the ponies into revolutionary republicans (anti-monarchy, not the American kind).

I'll tell them about Starlight Glimmer's duel with Twilight to get them hooked and then use it to tell them how her ideals of Equalism were good at their core and just flawed in their implementation.

I'll invite Discord into the classroom and ask him to tell the class about Celestia's flaws, mistakes, and embarrassing moments.

>>42310930
>arrive in a foreign land, uninvited
>graciously allowed by the government to go free and work
>immediately conspire with other immigrants to cause civil unrest and incite revolution
Your skin is as dark as your flag.

I wouldn't last one day as a gym coach in equestria

>>42310869 (OP)
Over the course of the academic year, I will regale them with all of my autistic 40K knowledge whilst under the pretense that the events were completely real and that I had personally experienced some of them, sprinkling in some magic of friendship to make it more palatable.

>>42310963
My skin's whiter than yours, Achmed. You should've called me a kike, it'd be closer (I'm Bri*ish).

>>42310869 (OP)
>You got a job as a teacher at the school of friendship
I'm going postal

>>42310930
>standing up for worker's rights
>into revolutionary republicans (anti-monarchy, not the American kind)
don't be homosexual

>Teach them how to make a Laser Shooting Dinosaur
>Use it to kill them all.

>>42310963
>>42311310
MoonAnon's bong status checked out. As far as I know, they mostly just took advantage of a lot of infighting and rivalries to set up colonies. Maybe colonizers were where Jews learned this from.

>”And if you kiddies thought World War 1 was just wait until we get to World War 2!”