Thread 42310977 - /mlp/ [Archived: 522 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:17:50 PM No.42310977
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why would they do this to him
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:19:38 PM No.42310980
>>42310977 (OP)
Millennials have a crying addiction, if you haven't noticed by literally every piece of media they put out.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:20:48 PM No.42310983
>>42310977 (OP)
1,000,000,000,000% deserved times a quadrillion infinities. Fuck him. I hope he tried killing himself every day since this cunt’s death but was unable to. I hope he physically suffered as the magic went away and just begged anyone for the ability to die, wondering how much the magic had to disappear before it would finally grant him the gift of mortality. I hope every waking moment was an eternal nightmare. I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:25:01 PM No.42310997
that's not friendship
that's not friendship
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>>42310983
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:26:03 PM No.42311000
>>42310997
Neither is turning a fucking filly into stone!!!!!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:27:48 PM No.42311002
>>42311000
Positive thinking helps with stress management and can even improve your health ;D
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:38:46 PM No.42311027
Look at how they massacred my boy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:39:52 PM No.42311032
>>42310977 (OP)
lord of chaos? more like lord of being a bitch
/r/
6/29/2025, 9:05:48 PM No.42311108
Discordg5
Discordg5
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>>42310977 (OP)
I don't like how they made Discord this mopey, melodramatic, misguided shell of a god justifying his actions as "I'm killing magic for you Fluttershy" in the G5 comics. The one thing he kind of had going for him was his design feeling very Jim Henson-esque, like a marionette that would have fit right in with The Dark Crystal.

>>42310980
I blame Steven Universe for the whole crying melodrama in cartoons these days, it did that shit a lot. People really got "depth" mixed up and now we're here.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:42 PM No.42311469
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>>42311000
You're right! Discord wasted perfectly good Golly meat. She should be unpetrified right now so we can shove her hooves-first into a meat grinder on the slow setting. Her screams can be recorded and then autotuned to fit the Equestrian National Anthem, and her intestines can be used for the sausage casing. Discord probably doesn't need to eat, but I bet she'd taste great and her meat bringing him joy would serve more of a purpose and do more good than she ever did in life.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:54 PM No.42311481
You should always aim to be pussy that's so good it makes the living embodiment of entropy want to kill himself once you're gone
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:24 PM No.42311526
>>42311469
Your favorite character has been trying to commit suicide for thousands of years and is living in endless agony. Cozy Glow helped Opaline take over all of Equestria, and personally killed all the shitty, disgusting creatures. Discord begged the two of them to end his own life after they killed Fluttershy in front of him and made him drink her blood, but they just laughed at him.

So no, Discord doesn’t like the taste of pony meat. It reminds him of Fluttershy’s sufferings.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:25:48 AM No.42311632
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>>42311469
>>42311526
I always chuckle when I walk past golly's, a butcher's shop.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:55 AM No.42311644
gorsh
gorsh
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>>42311526
Neat headcanon. Here's how Golly's actually doing as of g5.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:29:54 AM No.42311648
>>42311644
Technically Golly never existed in G5, so she's not in stone after all.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:04 AM No.42311652
discord snap
discord snap
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>>42311526
>>42311644
>gollyfags are still mad that he dodged the statue garden
>discordfags are still laughing about it
Sounds about right.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:15 AM No.42311653
>>42311644
Wrong.

>>42311648
She existed and helped Opaline. It all makes sense.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:34:14 AM No.42311661
geewillikers
geewillikers
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>>42311653
Actually, good point, her statueified body wouldn't be left intact so that it could be revived theoretically. Here's what really happened to her. Phyllis is keeping her company!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:38:40 AM No.42311672
>>42310977 (OP)
He is basically everyone here inserted.
Missing the good old times.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:40:10 AM No.42311675
DiscordFags that recognize anything after Season 2 as “real” honestly revolt me. I met a DiscordFag on here awhile back who liked him and kept saying “It’s not his fault that talentless writers wrote total garbage.” I can agree with and tolerate that. But if you somehow enjoyed this FlutterCucked freak with the same name as him, the REAL Discord would fucking rape you.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:41:43 AM No.42311681
>>42311672
Good. Discord’s terrible writing is just the most prominent example of our sufferings, and now that he’s turned into the absolute worst version of himself, he deserves all the sufferings we felt.

But really the writers do. I wonder if they ever realize just how much they ruined everything.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:47:48 AM No.42311704
gyatt
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>>42311675
>the MLP version of a genwunner
>Golly flag
You do realize your favorite hair curler filly is from the worst season, right?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:56:48 AM No.42311730
>>42311704
Yeah, I do. I’ve explained this before and don’t feel like getting into it at the moment. But long story short, I feel pretty strongly that Cozy correctly understood the need to undo Haber’s shit.

I had a new theory today that the Season 9 writers got some kind of knowledge about the basic premise of G5, by the way. I realized that it would make sense as to why the villains turn the ponies against each other so easily. They might’ve been trying to work their season into that. Not positive of that, but regardless of how it happened, I do think Cozy ultimately won, on a very huge level. She undid the Twilight regime. That’s a pretty good victory. I’m just sad we never got to see it.

And I do see G5 as being about how bad the universe becomes when anything after Faust is canon. It’s not a great series, but it’s doing the best it can. They gave us a ruined Equestria because it was already ruined long before G5 was even conceived of.

Guess that explains it to a decent extent. I could go on, though. Basically, I think Cozy would agree with me about the need to bring back Faust’s Equestria. She even agreed that Discord did nothing wrong in Season 2 (which I unironically think), something FlutterCucked DiscordFags have to deny.

So, yeah. I could just write too much and I’m about to eat. I can get more into it later.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:03:42 AM No.42311760
herdayoff
herdayoff
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>>42311730
Nah, G5 was just shit. You can tell because they gave the ponies smartphones and changed from soulful 2D animation to soulless beanmouth CG slop.

Anyway, here's what'd happen if Twilight gave Cozy a day off from being a statue each year.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:11:20 AM No.42311796
>>42310983
This. He deserved worse.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:34:39 AM No.42311866
qcord
qcord
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This is now a Discord being fun thread.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:55:07 AM No.42311908
Gollyfags might be the worst people on this planet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:03:01 AM No.42311927
>>42310977 (OP)
>everything the IP owner produces must be canon
StarWars is an easy falsifier of this rule.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:03:21 AM No.42311929
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smonk
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:04:43 AM No.42311933
>>42311927
You’re right. Only Season 1 and 2 are canon.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:06:07 AM No.42311935
bestponybreaksworstpony
bestponybreaksworstpony
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>>42311933
Nah, this is canon too!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:09 AM No.42311940
>>42311933
As far as I’m concerned, the treehouse still exists.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:22 AM No.42311942
discord receives your feedback fondly
discord receives your feedback fondly
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>>42311866
Which is a little redundant to say, since all Discord-related threads are automatically fun.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:10:55 AM No.42311944
>>42311935
*yawn*

>>42311940
The CMCs’ or the shitty students’?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:11:56 AM No.42311945
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>>42311942
So much fun. :)
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:13:33 AM No.42311947
fact2
fact2
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>>42311945
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:15:56 AM No.42311954
>>42311944
Big one. Palace next to a rustic hamlet looks shit.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:18:28 AM No.42311956
>>42310977 (OP)
Doesn't matter. He fucked Fluttershy and YOU didn't
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:03 AM No.42311961
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Just
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:20:08 AM No.42311962
flutters + discord decapitated
flutters + discord decapitated
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>>42311956
I was never sold on Fluttercord. I think the dynamic is more like they both believe that they're keeping the other as an exotic pet.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:24:58 AM No.42311970
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>>42311961
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:32:35 AM No.42311987
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>>42311653
>She existed and helped Opaline. It all makes sense.
I like more the headcanon of her being the queen of the pegasus after the magic was starting to fade, make a successful that lasted some generations until she passed away satisfied knowing that she was a good ruler, she did her part and protected her kingdom
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:33:11 AM No.42311988
>>42310980
Millennials should have a case study desu, they are both the progenitors of the worst of online/social justice culture but also the first chuds against it. Honestly I think as a group they'd have been based if it weren't for boomers/gen X power players going for the whiny idpol ones (mostly to help dismantle Occupy before millennials had a widespread anti-corporatist/anti-semitic movement) over the funny racist ones.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:36:53 AM No.42311997
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paintingwithanewfriend
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>>42311866
Discord thread? Discord thread.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:36:56 AM No.42311998
>>42311988
Yes, it's almost as though generational tribalism is a complete meme that you should only be using as bait. Zoomie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:12:35 AM No.42312062
>>42311997
Does discord hate ziggers too?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:27:15 AM No.42312093
Chaos
Chaos
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>>42311997
Fuck it, I take what I can get
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:00 AM No.42312104
I'm jorking it
I'm jorking it
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>>42312062
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:59:56 AM No.42312135
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>>42311987
Why not both?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:06:35 AM No.42312152
IMG_0433
IMG_0433
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>>42311954
Oh, oh, oh. The library? I agree with you on that. If the castle must exist, imagine how much less shitty it would be if it was something like this, by the way.

I mean, the library’s still better, but it’s just crazy how incapable of having appealing designs the later seasons were. The color purple especially is assaulting your eyes nonstop. Brown might not be anyone’s favorite color, but some earth tones go along way.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:09:11 AM No.42312156
>>42311962
Yes anon, that's what sex with Fluttershy is like.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:14:49 AM No.42312173
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>>42311961
>Everyone loses their magic and is miserable
>Only thing Dash cares about is the Wonderbolts being brought back
Never fails to make me laugh how everyone will write RD as the biggest narcissist imaginable, but still pretend like she isn't. Can this bitch please just care about something that isn't the Wonderbolts or her own ego for once in her life?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:15:32 AM No.42312176
>>42312173
LOL!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:18:08 AM No.42312179
>>42311961
>if you can't fly what's the POINT
Dash you had an ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT THIS
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:18:13 AM No.42312180
I will incade gollyfag in his dreams and rape her brutally.
I will make her my wife who will obey and love me and maniphlates everyobe else for my benefit.
Fuck i wanna fuck gollyfog so golly much.
I hope he makes smug cozy glow faces as well for maximum unf.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:19:01 AM No.42312181
out out out
out out out
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>>42311672
Discord was always us. Obnoxious, histrionic, and most definitely a schizo. He's the archetypal anon.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:19:46 AM No.42312182
>>42312180
Like holy fuck i wanna lick gee fur so much and wanna rape her everytime this bitch fucking talks.
Fucking gollyfag is fair and based and should be a holiday tradition.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:24 AM No.42312186
>>42312181
And like many anons, he gets away with all of his bullshit and ends up fucking Fluttershy.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:28:47 AM No.42312195
>>42312179
>Ahh cheer up Scootaloo, it's no big deal you can't fly, you're still spec-
>What, I can't fly anymore?! No more Wonderbolts?! My entire life is meaningless now! What's the point of being a pegasus if you can't fly and there are no Wonderbolts?
Guess it isn't too surprising though, being the greatest flier evar is pretty much 2/3s of her appeal, and the primary justification for her being a smug cunt. Without that, she's basically just some cunt.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:30:17 AM No.42312197
>>42310977 (OP)
Hah good. Fuck this guy.
Replies: >>42320077
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:33:25 AM No.42312200
>>42310983
This. He is a personality only one soul ever loved and only because she overlooks all flaws. I know people in real life like this, absolute assholes that only befriend those who excuse their asshole ways.

Maybe if he wasn't such a shit, more than 1 soul would love him and he'd have moved ahead without her. But no. He probably continues being an asshole, hoping to find that heart of gold who just forgives evil.

He's getting what evil deserves. The injustice was her ever befriending him in the first place.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:38:46 AM No.42312211
>>42311961
This seems so mean spirited of them to shit on g4.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:41:21 AM No.42312214
>>42312179
>writers continue to have ZERO continuity
>anonfags still take any of it as canon
The show ended s2e24
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:42:22 AM No.42312217
>>42312195
>inside every Karen is a grounded Pegasus
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:47:20 AM No.42312229
>>42312214
Tbf, it's practically canonical that Rainbow never learns any lesson and will always stay the same and repeat her mistakes. At least for the other characters you can point to specific instances of them learning from a precious blunder and not repeating the same fuck up. Dash? I'm pretty sure every chance she had to show off how much she learned, she just did the same shit again. Fluttershy grew more than Dash did.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:53:14 AM No.42312245
>>42312152
>The color purple especially is assaulting your eyes nonstop

Agreed. Whenever I think about the later half, the thing that pops in my head the most is either purple or any color that's only useful to re-enforce it. It truly shows how much Hasbro was forcing the show to be like their cheap merch.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:59:05 AM No.42312260
>>42310977 (OP)
Season 2 will always be the peak of Discord as a character. Everything after is passable at best and insultingly pathetic at worst.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:00:57 AM No.42312265
>>42312260
If they do a remake I hope that Discord comments on this new universe being thoroughly unappealing to him and he remains a villain the whole time.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:22:52 AM No.42312315
>>42312265
That would be amazing kek. Have him be extra hostile to Fluttershy for being "below standard" too.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:34:15 AM No.42312331
>>42312195
The people who headcanon that Scootaloo will be able to fly as an adult are actually making things crueler for her if you take G5 as canon since it means she'll very briefly be able to fly, then go back to being grounded again. Her life's dream granted and then taken away. It's worse than her just being disabled by quite a lot, honestly.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:44:40 AM No.42312360
>>42311760
I was pissed seeing gen 5 effectively set in the modern day
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:52:28 AM No.42312373
>>42310983
Absolutely based. He reaped what he'd sown. If he could not make another friend after her passing it's on him, not the rest of the world.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:53:38 AM No.42312376
>>42312229
Makes me laugh considering that one of the first episodes had Trixie who they hated because she was a show off cunt
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:01:24 AM No.42312391
>>42311933
Season 1 is canon. Everything afterwards is varying degrees of "Optional"
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:30:57 AM No.42312430
stoned For 1000 Years - by SophieCabra
stoned For 1000 Years - by SophieCabra
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stoned For 1000 Years - by SophieCabra
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:33:08 AM No.42312433
order_vs_chaos_by_robd2003
order_vs_chaos_by_robd2003
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Remember when Discord was the cruel enemy?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:34:21 AM No.42312437
order_vs_chaos_by_robd2003_detail 2 brightness adjustment
Look what hid behind Luna.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:35:25 AM No.42312439
discord_versus_lightmare_sun_by_ziom05-d55m130
discord_versus_lightmare_sun_by_ziom05-d55m130
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:38 AM No.42312441
world_of_ponycraft__cataclysm_by_runmaru
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:01:35 AM No.42312473
>>42312331
Jesus, I've never thought of that. You're totally right, that's fucked up.
>>42312376
Season 1 is full of instances where Dash is let off the hook for behavior that would not be tolerated from other ponies. Faust's favoritism really shows there. Dash really is just a poorly written character at the end of the day. She just gets let off the hook because she was given the most desirable element of harmony, which causes people to overlook her behavior no matter how bad it is.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:12:15 AM No.42312488
>>42312473
>Season 1 is full of instances where Dash is let off the hook for behavior that would not be tolerated from other ponies
Yeah, Dragonshy should have her apologize for treating Fluttershy like shit but she never does. It's strange.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:03:23 AM No.42312561
>>42312062
>Why don't you ask your ((((Zeeeebra)))) friend?
Discord, S4E01
Yeah, he seems based.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:43 AM No.42312617
>>42311961
Why are american writers like to make the iconic characters of their franchise miserable everytime they make a sequel or new generation of it?
Avatar did it by making Aang died young and toph a single mom of two from different fathers, Batman's family from DCAU got old, miserable and have to see everything they fought for become meaningless in batman:beyond, og gen 1 transformers got destroyed in stupid ways in the 1986 movie, Star wars og characters got absolutely humiliated in the sequel (yeah I know people regard those as fanfic nowadays but still)
and many more example of it. They really mistook suffering and humiliation as depth and mature storytelling when it's infact stupid as it always goes against the core message of the story and unnecessary.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:44 AM No.42312623
>>42312152
Be grateful that they didn't put the pony car toys in the shows.
Replies: >>42312679
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:03 AM No.42312679
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>>42312623
AJ's truck + paper cutout Twi, though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:53 AM No.42312683
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>>42310983
I don't often find with your schizoid ramblings agreeable, but yep.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:42:16 AM No.42312768
>>42312617
Critical drinker’s right, modern writers are crap because they’re dumber and haven’t had the same hardships of people in the past to give them a strong compass.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:47:56 AM No.42312773
>>42311933
>>42312214
The mayan predicted the end of the world in 2012, the shows world.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:49:29 AM No.42312777
>>42312768
Self-own
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:02:37 AM No.42312795
>>42312768
Ironic hearing that from that mick who couldnt make a movie worth a shit or write books worth a shit
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:58 PM No.42312871
discord + dash face swap
discord + dash face swap
md5: a3cdc009eb4e932bd6655f02b85c408f🔍
>>42312473
>keeps fucking things up
>learns nothing
>never changes
>always gets away with it
Sounds familiar.
Replies: >>42313308 >>42320077
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:06:16 PM No.42313308
>>42312871
You can afford it if you're a god.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:16:16 PM No.42313329
IMG_0408
IMG_0408
md5: a521fdeb8e6a6386f3bfeeb621a94f9e🔍
Replies: >>42313355 >>42313520
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:29:39 PM No.42313355
anonfilly who killed
anonfilly who killed
md5: 623841f7047d00ea9e70b47bd3a56b20🔍
>>42313329
Who killed Fluttershy?
Replies: >>42313365
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:35:41 PM No.42313365
>>42313355
His dick
Replies: >>42313431
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:14:31 PM No.42313431
1601414917169
1601414917169
md5: 93d1330f01586808b0a4cc0af175a8b3🔍
>>42313365
LMAO
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:47 PM No.42313520
>>42312795
>Ironic
but not incorrect

>>42313329
>Flutterghost keeps trying to point out how he can just snap his fingers and bring her back, but no dice
>he can see and hear her, to be clear- he's just blubbering too hard to notice her
Replies: >>42313538
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:54:31 PM No.42313538
discord bow
discord bow
md5: 5e9d7771ac36ebdc4e6c800df2d57003🔍
>>42313520
You know full damn well he's not bringing anyone back until he gets his Oscarbait scene in.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:01:03 PM No.42313544
>>42312391
Mlp is the perfect example of a show getting progessivly worse with each season
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:01:46 PM No.42313546
>>42310977 (OP)
>>42311108
It's a good thing the comics are not fucking canon and you don't have to agree Flutters died and he outlived her and went mad.

I mean on top of all that the writing direnction is all over the place. How the hell is Canterlot and Ponyville abandoned when it's so close to Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, and Bridlewood, and we know they are bustling towns. How the hell can you even say in the movie that all the three races broek down that much and segregated that badly that all the unicorns IN THE WORLD went and lived in ONE FUCKING FOREST with no contact despite the fact we see that there are trains going to a million other places further afield including all the other pony cities from G4? There's clearly no soietal collapse.

Either there was a sudden abandonment of Ponyville in a disaster (and the unreleased concept art shows radiation signs around PV, so it might be canon but it might be rejected, we don't know) and it was only recent, like a generation back, and everyone stil knows about PV and where it is. Or, as the comics imply, it was over a long time, but there is no way in hell that they forgot about it, or Canterlot, as the capital city. It's should be like Rome and lived in still. So that's scenario two out and you need that for the societal collapse and that level of segregation

But it it's a sudden abandonment over a generation or two, how can segregation, again, get that bad? Basicallly they're saying it got bad over a thousand moons, but all the shit you see implies it was very recent, too recent to work. It is self contradictory when you compare the comic to the tv show/movie, and ven more so to the alleged links to G4.

In short, this is all good because it contradicts on so many levels it can't be canon.

But was any of these gaps between g4 and g5 ever ironed out or explained in the show or the comics? Could I have some G5 autist fill me in?
Replies: >>42314030
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:08:07 PM No.42313554
>>42312617
Because Americans are self entitled and automatically become fatalists when something goes wrong. In short, to borrow a line from World War Z, "we don't just want everyone to know our victory was a smackdown, but so complete, so uncontestable and immediate, that our enemy would never recover, and when we didn't get that, we floundered."

Fucking good book btw.

Fucking Yanks, just give us a happy ish ending for once, please? Tragedy is not automatically realism, you know.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:48:24 PM No.42313639
Do this to him? Why would they do that to the story? 9 seasons of hard work only to take it all away because everyone was too stupid to just ignore Opaline and remember the horrors they went through in the last two parter.
Replies: >>42313660
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:56:45 PM No.42313660
>>42313639
It's called 'doing a Douglas Adams' in my mind because it didn't literally erase the Universe like a Penders but it DID make them lose so hard and put so much bitter, and so little sweet, into their 'bittersweet ending', that any lasting effects of their actions, anything they'd fought for, was erased, and the only reason the torch was passed was because someone else stumbled on it.

And the worst part is they lost that badly to Opaline, a villain of a level they won against easily before.

I heard that there is a G4-G5 crossover comic where the Mane Six come back like the Pillars of Harmony. Do they get some kind of nice endingdo you know?

Or any other Anon who could help me out here?

I mean either way it's a good thing the comicsare not canon.
Replies: >>42315076
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:08 PM No.42313903
1698227314349619
1698227314349619
md5: 8ed385285d803061202d6bf2ff352000🔍
>>42311961
>literally the end of the world
>all their legacy destroyed
>all for nothing
>Don't worry kids, we're gonna start it again ourselves someday! Be happy and ignore all that!
Oh, that's alright then!
Replies: >>42314084
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:08 AM No.42314030
>>42313546
>canon
I think you're missing the point here. It's not about muh canon, it's why you write a story like this in the first place.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:41:00 AM No.42314073
>>42310977 (OP)
>>42310983
Just poppin' in to say this made g5 canon to me. Fuck Discord lmao RIP BOZO he couldn't even commit to being evil. Thrembillion% based Legion of Doom, who never gave up their will to power. They just followed the destiny handed to them as best they could. It's not their fault the world even down to a spiritual level conspired against them.
Replies: >>42314088 >>42314127
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:46:34 AM No.42314084
>>42313903
Not the best way the canon could've shown it, but isn't that lesson fine? Sometimes grand things happen that'll ruin everything you built up, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't have applied yourself in the first place. It also doesn't mean anyone looking back at your works shouldn't try themselves to succeed where you failed.
Replies: >>42314509
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:49:05 AM No.42314088
discord explains
discord explains
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>>42314073
To cut the Granite Gang some slack, they were up against someone who probably had a copy of the script in his back pocket. In fact, considering how obnoxious and rage-inducing it was, the S9 script might well have been his own design. 'All the bad guys get turned to stone except me' is a conspicuous outcome.
Replies: >>42314127
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:08:52 AM No.42314127
>>42314073
Based.

>>42314088
I think I’ve said it before somewhere that Discord is the writers’ scapegoat for their own personal failings. They knew the story they were originally writing made no sense, so they threw Discord under the bus in the rewrite.

That was my theory for a while, but it was confirmed that they had a totally different story planned where Discord, Celestia and Luna were all going to “die” (really go to Skyros, but the outline kept using words like “ascend” and clarified that they can’t return, so yeah, die) and Discord was trying to prevent it by going evil again and making Twilight do the same.

Actually, one of the ideas in that outline was that Equestria was about to reach “total harmony” thanks to Twilight, making Discord incapable of surviving there and Celestia and Luna irrelevant. I’m now putting together that the theory I had about them getting word of the plans for G5 may’ve been responsible for the changes. There’s not total harmony in G5. The outline made it sound like it’d literally be an eternity of perfection for their world. It can’t be canon to G5 if that happens.

So actually, yeah, I think I’m starting to get how this happened. We know the rewrite was super late. They’d already started animating the season. But now their story makes no sense. So what do they do? They try to keep as much of the original story as possible while using “Discord’s just being a retard again” as an excuse.

I mean, seriously, I’ve hated Discord since his second appearance, but even if I liked him for longer, I’d have to admit just how much they’d ruined him by then. I feel bad for John de Lancie for feeling compelled to keep reading this shit. The fact of the matter is his character had no place in the show and they just kept using him for the worst stories imaginable. Such an embarrassment. I’d be pissed.

DiscordFags (like some of the ones in this thread) seriously need better taste. You can’t keep accepting shit. If Cozy Glow is brought back in future media and they ruin her, I’m not going to deny it. It’d be the writers’ fault, not hers.

The real Discord was happier as a statue than he ever would be becoming the faggot he is now. If he ever met his later self, he would absolutely rape himself to death.

But I am trying to piece together which show is more in the wrong now. G5 for being set in the same universe, or G4 for… everything. Just because we saw Season 9 earlier doesn’t mean that it’s the source of the problems. I’m considering taking away some of my praise of G5 if it really did give us that ending.

As it stands, if Season 9 is canon, G5 HAS to be, and yes, Discord suffered a fate a billion trillion times worse than the worst death in the multiverse, as “he” deserves. (I’m writing as if he really was himself, which he isn’t.) But if G5 was set in a totally different universe, would we really have gotten this?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:13:32 AM No.42314140
>>42314127
The G4 writers let it slip that they knew G5 was in the same continuity before it was officially announced, by the way. In the BABSCon 2020 Q&A, they said that they would be bringing the evil three back if they were working on G5. Well, nobody said at that point that G5 was a continuation and none of the previous generations had been continuations to the generation before them.

So it could actually be the case that G5 is the Great Evil that ruined FiM. The Evil Three were actually going to be the ones to defeat Discord and Evil Twilight after redeeming themselves, by the way. So Equestria was supposed to become, like, literally perfect, I guess? No evil left at all. And again, without disharmony, Discord can’t live there and he “died.” That was the original plan.

So, this is all just something to consider. I’m not actually sure now which show is more evil. It depends on what came first behind-the-scenes. The first Great Evil that we saw was from FiM, though.
Replies: >>42314181
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:30:00 AM No.42314175
discord has an aneurysm
discord has an aneurysm
md5: 89b6fed6af3b9ecb1967f37f943281e3🔍
>>42314127
To distill my own feelings on his character: I'm equally happy whether he wins or loses. He's the complete antithesis to the show's moral system - harmony, that is - and everything we see past his initial S2 showing is him shamelessly abusing the weaknesses of that system to prolong his own unpetrified existence. It's fun to watch him carry that out, in the same way we might enjoy watching the course of any character that we know is ultimately in the wrong, but we know that the eventual come-uppance is entirely deserved. I like seeing him screw around, get away with it, and ratfuck his way into staying standing by the end of S9, but I'm not disappointed at the post-FiM prospect of it all coming back on him in the end, because that's the natural, poetic way in which things ought to have concluded.

I don't know. I'm quite thoroughly attached to his character, so there might be some of my own fatalism creeping into that analysis. He was fun while he was around, some comic writer gave him what was coming to him, and I'm not the least bit upset about any of it. I'm smiling because it happened. It made for a nice story.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:31:16 AM No.42314181
>>42314140
>they were totes going to write Twilight into the villain
Tell me you don't believe that delusion
Replies: >>42314202
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:38:54 AM No.42314194
>>42311108
>"I'm killing magic for you Fluttershy
>Erm acthcually all twilight's fault to cockblock opaline
Which is it?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:43:18 AM No.42314199
>>42314175
I don’t see the character post-Season 2 as baring any resemblance to his real self, personally. If he just couldn’t be properly contained and got out of anything the Mane Six defeated him with, it would’ve been more in line with the character and the show’s morals. And it also would’ve been continuing to say something about the nature of chaos in our world that relates to the original idea of the character.

Instead we got him acting like a five-year-old and the others being perpetually forgiving of him for no reason whatsoever. He’s an embarrassment to himself for only fucking around when he feels emotionally insecure, and his obsession with Fluttershy is disgusting, pedophilic, clingy and displays an unhealthy dependance that proves he can never last as a healthy character. An emotional breakdown into being suicidal is in line with who the character turned into, but it has no connection at all to his true self.

The cool thing about chaos is that it’s impartial, by the way. I’m pissed that we never once got to see him be set free after a villain had taken over and then done the “right” thing by ending their reign. That’s the most obvious use for him and they were never able to do it because he simply was not connected to the concept of chaos anymore.

Chaos doesn’t mean rubber chickens, unicycles and crazy colors. Those things were just a visual cue due to the idea of randomness within a cartoon. True chaos is actually very natural. The visuals still work, because they relate to the nature of cartoons. In their world, that is nature.

On this level, I’d argue that Discord went from being Chaotic Neutral to Lawful EVIL. Something the real Discord totally opposes. He had an anti-redemption. The version of the character that the show tells us is better is actually infinitely worse. The original Discord had an important role in their world. He needed to contained but not defeated. He was not evil. They missed the point of him so much that it’s honestly embarrassing. I really can’t stand him because they massacred a good character to turn him into an absolute disgrace.
Replies: >>42314237 >>42316440
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:44:57 AM No.42314202
>>42314181
It was leaked. Discord was going to turn her evil. As far as I know, they were going to recycle the version of her from “The Mean Six,” but this time, it’d be the real her.
Replies: >>42314272
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:07:53 AM No.42314237
>>42314199
Agreed that there was much more that could've been done with his concept. Putting him alongside Fluttershy was indeed a strange decision - I guess that the writers decided that he needed to have some kind of 'relatable and human' touchy-feely friendship element to his character, even though he's meant to be the polar opposite of the whole idea of friendship - that's 'friendship' as a tangible, magical force within the show's system, rather than just getting along socially, and that Flutters was the easiest member of the cast to staple him to. Call it an S3 convenience decision - we think the show's about to end, we need mostly every character to have a quick happy ending, and this is the fastest way to do it - and then, oh no, the show's actually going to continue, and we need to live with what we just wrote.

>He was not evil
I've been dwelling on this idea a lot and I'm glad that I'm not the only one to have hit on it. That's what seems to distinguish him, in his initial showing, from the villains that came before and after. He's about as 'evil' as a natural disaster - the consequences of his actions can be terrible, but there's no malicious animus to it, of the sort we might ascribe to the likes of Chrysalis. He's a pure force of nature.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:29:21 AM No.42314272
>>42314202
Proof or it's b.s.
Replies: >>42314305 >>42315099 >>42315106
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:52:55 AM No.42314304
eg
eg
md5: c6b7a4ffaf7e43019684cbc196d918d6🔍
>>42312265
the former sounds a bit like cheap meta for me, but I'm with you in the later. He was so fun in The Return of Harmony because he was an deceitful asshole who would do anything he wanted if he felt like it. It's hard to make him "chaotic" when ethics limit his potential. Make New Friends but Keep Discord is a post-redemption episode I truly like because he's allowed (at least more than usual) to be a jerk without a leash forcing him to larp as a the Aladdin's Genie. I also love Señor Huevos, but that's another topic.
Replies: >>42314307
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:53:13 AM No.42314305
>>42314272
I’d have to find it. It’s been posted here before, if you look you can find it on the archives. If I feel like it, I’ll try to find it myself later.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:54:46 AM No.42314307
>>42314304
Cozy Glow can just have all his powers in the continuation series or reboot. That’s the best solution.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:44:10 AM No.42314509
>>42314084
>but isn't that lesson fine?

Not so much when you tie it to the previous gen.
It would be like Batman finally finding closure with his parent's death only to discover they were alive this whole time, or the next Fallout being about how war changes despite six games telling us otherwise.
Lessons can be fine on their own and perhaps there's even value in comparing ideas, but it is hard not to see them as a middle finger when you consider the context they are attached to.
The Mane 6 going through this makes it seem as if everything they learned was a big lie, a metaphorical middle finger on their plots.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:47:39 AM No.42314515
>but isn't that lesson fine?

Not so much when you tie it to the previous gen.
It would be like Batman finally finding closure with his parent's death only to discover they were alive this whole time, or the next Fallout being about how war changes despite six games telling us otherwise.
Lessons can be fine on their own and perhaps there's even value in comparing ideas, but it is hard not to see them as a middle finger when you consider the context some are attached to. The Mane 6 going through this makes it seem as if everything they learned was a big lie.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:03:24 AM No.42314541
>>42310977 (OP)
Because it’s funny.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:49:05 AM No.42314796
>>42314175
If the show hinted more that he was actually angling for a novel way to break the consistency of his disharmony, I would be in the same boat as you, celebrating his adherence to alien axioms. But it just seems like he was Q at his most manchild low; just a force with no self-control or self-introspection. Everything had to be handed to him by others (his lessons, his place in the world, ego boost from Starlight capitulating, his revenge against the villains). If the show ended with him accepting house arrest or some shit because he realizes he can't help himself I could've accepted that. Something he could do to not cause unsavory harm to other beings (not fuck up people's days) while still retaining his core functions/personality. Teach the kiddies that there are people you don't have to brutalize, but still need to separate from basedciety. You are right thoughever, that it's fun to see a villain who recognizes the setting's morals completely and how other characters feel about those beliefs. The villain despite this, dances on the cliff's edge because she don't share the morals and shamelessly gives zero fucks about anything other than her goals (Chryssie <3)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:41 AM No.42314831
>>42314796
I love Chrysalis. One of the few characters never ruined.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:20:39 AM No.42314841
>>42310977 (OP)
Literally why not, retard? Think about it for half a second.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:36:21 AM No.42314875
Discord was actually an original character originally, by the way. Faust didn’t even expect to get de Lancie to do the voice, it was just a name she threw out because Q was a character he took the most inspiration from. But he wasn’t a blatant fucking ripoff. His bratty childlike behavior in later seasons was also a byproduct of the later writers failing to grasp this. She literally just threw his name out as an idea and was shocked when the casting department got him. He’s not the same character.

I mention this because it to is just another of an infinite reasons that the character turned into such utter fucking trash. Q’s not a bad character, but it’s hacky and lame to just recreate him. That wasn’t what Faust did. Discord was supposed to be the living embodiment of chaos. He took more from Eris than Q in terms of his conception. Almost makes me wish they hadn’t got his voice, even though he did kill it in Discord’s first appearance.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:10:18 AM No.42315076
Screenshot_2025-06-22-23-00-26-12_64ef5fc2000c1caa954c114bb372e1d5
>>42313660
>I heard that there is a G4-G5 crossover comic where the Mane Six come back like the Pillars of Harmony
Considering there is a rainbow dash toy with g5 artstyle I think that what they wanted to do before they decided to pull the plug on g5 and continue milking G4 in china.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:32 AM No.42315084
>>42311961
This is so stupid, if they wanted to show twilight failing, they should've done it after her all died of old age except for spike. That will explain why she couldn't just spam the power of harmony at opaline. Or even better, make a twilight became evil like nightmare moon after hundred of years without friend.
Replies: >>42316317
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:33:14 AM No.42315099
unf
unf
md5: 89be6013c1945c5fd8e45d044877fbc2🔍
>>42314272
I have found something along those lines.
Replies: >>42315104
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:36:00 AM No.42315104
>>42315099
I believe this is a later version of the story when they were still trying to find a way to make Evil Twilight work while abandoning the other thing I mentioned about Discord being actually (intentionally) evil again. I know that’s there somewhere too, the thing about him and the Princesses needing to ascend to Skyros and bringing about true harmony or whatever. The story changed a lot.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:36:56 AM No.42315106
ok
ok
md5: cfcbc5d1b8bf695c934bb31448dd0205🔍
>>42314272
Oh and yeah also this.
Replies: >>42315122
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:08 AM No.42315122
>>42315106
Yeah, this is from the story that I was talking about.

By the way, Discord was trying to do the opposite thing originally from what he does in the final version of the season. Remember how he keeps trying to get them to work together? Well, in this, because it’s the Elements of DISharmony, he’s actually trying to ensure that they stay as far away from each other as possible. His constant attempts to force them into his plan are what piss the three of them off enough to team up and destroy him. This was going to be explicitly a GOOD thing in the original draft.

Remember how I said earlier that if Cozy Glow was ruined as a character I’d admit it? Well, I do have to be honest, there is an extent to which they seriously misunderstood her… like, super shortly after creating her. And it’s this. Cozy’s whole thing was attempting to use friendship for evil ends. But now, in the Season 9 we actually got, she suddenly hates friendship?! Explain that. This is further evidence of just how poorly the story was stitched together from a totally different plan. Discord was supposed to want to keep them away, as the villains eventually went against him and joined forces.

By the way, this idea that everything needs to be a twist was going to make even the better version of the season unlikely to actually work. The Hasbro execs are complaining about this in one of the emails, asking if the audience can have it explained to them beforehand. Jim Miller, I think, responded to that saying “We really want to keep it a twist,” but then offered to call him Discord instead of Grogar when discussing the story. If your story is THIS hard to understand, it isn’t that important to keep it as a twist. Even though Discord’s plan makes more sense here, you’re necessitating an exposition dump that’s just going to confuse and bore the audience. It’s much better to see his plan as he’s coming up with it. I think the confusion of the whole thing was another possible reason the story was changed. It went from a coherent plan that was confusing even to the writers to an incoherent plan with the excuse of “Discord’s a retard, so it made sense to him.”

Regardless of how it happened, anyone denying that Season 9 is utter dogshit is a complete idiot. It’s literally a mess in every single possible way, much of which is owed to the horrendous behind-the-scenes fuck ups. I’m still theorizing that finding out the plans for G5 may’ve been the straw that broke the camel’s back and caused the horseshit rewrite that we ended up getting.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:13 AM No.42315126
>>42315122
How does Cozy hate friendship in S9? She always talks about how she wants the three of them to be friends with each other.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:07:57 PM No.42315144
>>42315126
They have her avoid using the word “friends” when it comes to the other two because they all hate friendship now. At the end of “The Mean Six,” they all decide against using the Magic of Friendship, the exact opposite of how the original version of that episode was supposed to end.

But yeah, she does have friends. They very poorly wrote some forgettable scenes of the three not getting along and making plans to have separate kingdoms (without visual accompaniment, ensuring no one would remember it), explicitly stating that they never want to see each other again afterwards. The way the first outline that added their punishment phrased it (and Discord as well in the actual episode), the three of them being together was supposed to be seen by the three of them as some horrible thing in and of itself.

Obviously that contradicts the much better written and more memorable scenes. This is what I’m saying about it being hastily rewritten and thrown together. There are entire scenes that are identical to the original outline and the payoff to them would’ve made a million times more sense. This is why the ending was so unsatisfying and downright baffling.

I wish we could see what the original ending would’ve been like. I am starting to think G5 needs to take some responsibility for this. But I still cannot forgive Haber for this. It still sucks ass as a last minute rewrite and anyone responsible for it deserves shame.
Replies: >>42315178
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:10 PM No.42315178
>>42315144
Not “The Mean Six.” I meant “Frenemies.” The rest of what I said is accurate, though. By the way, that episode was titled “Bad Day” in the original draft, and it was originally the last episode before the two-parter.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:45:50 PM No.42315288
pinkie + discord rocker
pinkie + discord rocker
md5: 7587256b9813499152f25862e7da2127🔍
Since this is essentially a backdoor Discord thread, here's some Oingo Boingo songs, all of which I consider to be very Discord. There's a lot of stuff in their earlier discography that reminds me of him, but these are the top picks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js4yGcgO6hk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDCOOReXXOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilLRvKJJeR8
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:57 PM No.42315834
1012498__safe_artist-colon-icelion87_discord_cute_discute_smiling_solo_stupid sexy discord
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:52:49 PM No.42316317
>>42315084
I don't get it. I was there for the "Leaks at the end of time" thread. Never saw this. You sure it's real?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:36:38 AM No.42316440
3009
3009
md5: a39903797446fdd47e9753ef734e6a5f🔍
>>42314199
>his obsession with Fluttershy is disgusting, pedophilic, clingy
I wouldn't go that far. His Fluttershy simping is pretty pathetic but calling it pedoshit is kinda silly since Fluttershy is an adult and there's barely any implied romance. Only if you squint a bit. That said I wish they focused less on Fluttershy and had Discord interact with Twilight more. I've always felt those two characters had a lot of potential to play off one another. It could've been a great dynamic with Discord challenging Twi's presumptions about harmony and friendship and forcing her to grow, while Twilight manages to surprise him in ways he wouldn't expect. It would've been great for both characters. They could've really cooked and I will always consider it a serious waste of potential.
Replies: >>42316618
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:18:18 AM No.42316509
>>42315834
why is he so... sultry?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:29 AM No.42316530
1726734331714714
1726734331714714
md5: fab0f32d74d00c851c3796563a24ef0d🔍
>>42311648
Yeah because Opaline ENDED her.
Replies: >>42316544
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:13 AM No.42316544
>>42316530
Directly opposes established canon about Opaline. She loves both Alicorns (including temporarily depowered ones) and children more than you could ever know.
Replies: >>42316605
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:39 AM No.42316560
IMG_0409
IMG_0409
md5: ca457fb83ce8c73c87092a20193b96be🔍
Replies: >>42316632
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:45 AM No.42316605
>>42316544
Doesn't oppose anything, gollyschizo.
Replies: >>42316679
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:01:21 AM No.42316618
>>42316440
Fluttershy's fucking 30 years old with a house. She's allowed to fuck a pool noodle like Discord, and it's weird that people treat fully grown adults as being incapable of making their own decisions.
Replies: >>42316654 >>42316679
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:39 AM No.42316632
>>42316560
I miss the autists who used to think the mane 6 were teenagers for some reason.
Replies: >>42316679
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:11:22 AM No.42316654
discord&#039;s sides have left orbit
discord&#039;s sides have left orbit
md5: 0c823bdd4053c32e22052a0e5ad86fdd🔍
>>42316618
>pool noodle
Made me giggle. Congrats.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:21:16 AM No.42316679
>>42316605
Wrong.

>>42316618
>>42316632
Faust said she was 15. Pedophiles get the rope.
Replies: >>42316683 >>42316696 >>42316706
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:22:24 AM No.42316683
>>42316679
Which would make Rainbow Dash 14, which lands the entire board in hot water.
Replies: >>42316691 >>42320141
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:57 AM No.42316691
2111825__safe_edit_edited+screencap_screencap_fluttershy_pegasus_pony_g4_griffon+the+brush+off_my+little+pony-colon-+friendship+is+magic_animated_caption_female
>>42316683
Is Dash a year younger than her? I know Pinkie is.
Replies: >>42316740
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:27:53 AM No.42316696
>>42316679
It's you! I missed you, dude. It's been a while.
Replies: >>42316745
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:33:06 AM No.42316706
>>42316679
>Faust said she was 15
Where? That would make her, Pinkie, and Dash all only a little older than the CMC. Meanwhile Applejack and Rarity were both grown adults by the time their sisters were 5. You have to do some pretty intensive mental gymnastics to say that the Mane 6 are only teenagers.
Replies: >>42317978
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:48:46 AM No.42316740
dislestia from below
dislestia from below
md5: 0e445c3ed59673e7c19998d3eec56009🔍
>>42316691
That's the line I was thinking of, but I got the ponies mixed up. Point is, we know that the entire mane cast is in a roughly similar age bracket. So, if in this hypothetical 'showrunner-said-so-on-Shwitter' case, Flutters is 15 years old, then we can infer that the whole lot of them are below the age of majority. That doesn't make a lot of sense, since most of them own their own houses, and some of them even run businesses. If Floots is 15, then Rara is 18 at most. It doesn't track.

All of that said, whether they're legally adults or not, it'd still be totally inappropriate for a millennia-old spirit of chaos to consider a relationship with any of them. He's much better suited to the likes of an alicorn.
Replies: >>42316751
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:51:26 AM No.42316745
>>42316696
Hello! :3
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:54:23 AM No.42316751
>>42316740
We have finally ascended to immortaphilia. You cannot fuck gods, angels, demons, or anything with more than one mortal lifespan. That makes it statutory, or at best consensual sodomy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:44:14 AM No.42316836
kyouma
kyouma
md5: fa0bb53ba238bf31e5f81a0feafec3df🔍
>>42312181
El. Psy. Kongoroo.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:53:18 PM No.42317602
>>42311935
BASED
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:54:09 PM No.42317604
>>42311000
pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope pedo cope
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:00:13 PM No.42317796
maid discord
maid discord
md5: 9b2a9ca9db2252f0a5ed1f0422b77bb1🔍
>>42312186
This is the true source of Discord seethe. Envy. It's funny how anon acting like an unhinged jackass in Equestria is so accepted but this board still malds at Discord. Lmao they just want to be him.
Replies: >>42317967
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:55:58 PM No.42317967
>>42317796
Discord will never be able to kill himself but will never experience a millisecond of joy for the rest of eternity. With all his powers, he couldn’t stop the death of the only pony who was ever able to tolerate him. And no matter how hard he tries, he will NEVER be able to kill himself to be with her again. Deal with it.
Replies: >>42318002
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:04:28 PM No.42317978
>>42316706
All those 15 year olds with full time jobs and houses.
Replies: >>42317989
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:09:58 PM No.42317989
>>42317978
Pinkie Pie had her own house as a baby in “Newborn Cuties.”
Replies: >>42318011
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:19:37 PM No.42318002
1664391661174784
1664391661174784
md5: 9c9774985bfc8c2abbd5d79d1091b6f9🔍
>>42317967
Wtf are you talking about? You just ignored my post completely and went on a deranged rant? Why even reply? You bring shame to gollyfags. You can like golly without being mindbroken by the funny chimera.
Replies: >>42318013
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:23:43 PM No.42318011
>>42317989
But that's her mom's house I think. We even see her.
Replies: >>42318016
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:24:28 PM No.42318013
>>42318002
Cozy Glow killed Fluttershy and made Discord watch. It was the first funny thing involving Discord since Season 2.
Replies: >>42318021
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:25:29 PM No.42318016
>>42318011
No, her mom’s house is next to it. The house Pinkie is in is called Pinkie Pie’s Playhouse.
Replies: >>42318020
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:28:08 PM No.42318020
>>42318016
Okay you are right, but since it is located in the garden of the Pie house it could still be Mom Pie's property.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:29:09 PM No.42318021
1688020915743602
1688020915743602
md5: 32fd3ac1752835cbad52b6f0b332a249🔍
>>42318013
This is transcendent coping and seething. I just think Discord is cool.
Replies: >>42318023
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:30:04 PM No.42318023
>>42318021
Your taste is shit.
Replies: >>42318036
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:40:55 PM No.42318036
it&#039;s_what_i_do
it&#039;s_what_i_do
md5: 8df0f369c50adb910efb5b81e4a5a191🔍
>>42318023
You have no taste. Only rage. Turn back from this wicked path my son.
Replies: >>42318051
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:47:58 PM No.42318051
>>42318036
Season 2 Discord was one of my favorite characters. They turned him from the embodiment of chaos to a cringeworthy failed meme spewer that never makes anyone laughs and is always super embarrassing and cringe. Even Maud destroyed him with no effort at all. He’s a disgrace to himself and the only reason he exists is to promote pedophilia.
Replies: >>42318059 >>42318096
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:52:49 PM No.42318059
>>42318051
And that's a... good thing?
Replies: >>42318069
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:21 PM No.42318069
>>42318059
No.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:17:42 PM No.42318096
>>42318051
>Promote pedophillia
Fluttershy is an adult you fucking retarr
Replies: >>42318105
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:22:41 PM No.42318105
>>42318096
Acts like a kid and looks like a kid.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go fuck Cozy Glow’s mature mare cunt! ;)
Replies: >>42319550
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:31:55 AM No.42318773
don't get slid off
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:30 AM No.42319533
>>42310983
flutters was basically discords wife (in my silly brain) why do we hate him - #1 fluttercord supporter
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:15 AM No.42319539
>>42311481
literally what i am to my bf
the cunt is too fucking good and i’m qui53 nice

i think he’d euthanize himself
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:09:04 AM No.42319544
IMG_3002
IMG_3002
md5: b807b9986d8e036382243291b0719d77🔍
>>42311675
what if i want discord to rape me tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:02 AM No.42319550
>>42318105
>i’m a autistic 19 year old does that make my boyfriend a pedophile
drools and cums everywhere
i hope it does
>gulp
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:28:09 PM No.42319941
1740413531515
1740413531515
md5: 14b029d0f286f9c36a587e549abee7dd🔍
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:32:25 PM No.42319946
IMG_0446
IMG_0446
md5: 5d34bf6e55dbada47fc7413147e669ae🔍
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:18:36 PM No.42320077
>>42312197
no, fuck you

>>42312871
I can’t tell if this is a edited or not, discord really is like this
Replies: >>42321222
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:47:35 PM No.42320141
1736409909079010
1736409909079010
md5: 538fb21621bae0f250269e8c217e2f8e🔍
>>42316683
>Which would make Rainbow Dash 14, which lands the entire board in hot water.
EVERY POST I HAVE MADE ON THIS BOARD IS SATIRE.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:54:25 PM No.42320816
1745118180106
1745118180106
md5: 8578de2d28ed91a15f4fb5bba1544617🔍
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:53:19 PM No.42321222
discord pony face
discord pony face
md5: 62bce9bbbe6a9b388ade9cea4fc8ae62🔍
>>42320077
I don't know what you're talking about, man, that's just what he looks like. DYEWTS?
Replies: >>42321598 >>42322292
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:40:07 AM No.42321598
>>42321222
El Diablo
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:12:24 AM No.42322292
1747427608721
1747427608721
md5: 1e703e07828b7629dae825f016fdb0d8🔍
>>42321222
checked
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:23:01 AM No.42322310
no peetzer
no peetzer
md5: 3ade0e0b88eac6bf1a271edc3570676d🔍
I haven't paid a single gram of attention to G% outside of sampling single episodes of the various shows/shorts. Each one made be feel the same type of unusual nausea, like nothing I've ever felt before. Literally physically sick, probably because of how godawful the animation was. I'm just here to shit on it and the people who post about it on this board, really. G5 is cancer.
Replies: >>42322912
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.42322912
>>42322310
I'm sorry for the handful of nice enough characters stuck in an all-in-all poorly received world.