>Twilight gently holds her hoof to your circumcision scar. “I-it’s ok Anon… they can’t hurt you ANY more.”


Also, how would ponies react to the fact that humans mutilate foals when they are born?

Undoubtedly they would be horrified.
Now fuck off back to /pol/.

>>42311338
>expressing outrage at the barbarism of certain self-described "people" is /pol/

>>42311329 (OP)
>"Stop crying Twily your little bitch. It's just a piece of skin, get over it"
then anon rapes her with his mutilated cock

>>42311329 (OP)
>Convince ponies that alicorn blowjobs can restore it.
>Twilight and pals stop at nothing to convince an alicorn to suck your dick.
>Shining punches you in the face.
>Luna simply doesn't get it and thinks its all weird modern slang.
>Celestia is being weird and aloof about it and won't give a definitive yes or no.

>>42311329 (OP)
>Also, how would ponies react to the fact that humans mutilate foals when they are born?
>"Stop whining Anon. You should be grateful your stepfather didn't stomp you to death."

>>42311329 (OP)
>Also, how would ponies react to the fact that humans mutilate foals when they are born?
Negatively, as they would react to a great many aspects of human civilization.

>>42311349
>tfw you will never have your pony wife cry over what your word has done to you
>ywn have your pony friends refuse to send you back to earth after discovering your scar
Why even live?

>>42311349
>Twilight decides to take matters into her own hands
>Becomes Twilicorn
>Lickles your pickle
>Nothing happens
>Everypony is mad at (You)

>>42311356
Yeah, they definitely wouldn't approve. I suspect Twilight would accept it as a weird peculiarity of an alien culture if you explained it to her but she wouldn't be happy about it.

>>42311329 (OP)
It's ok twilight, i managed to escape from them unscathed

>>42311329 (OP)
>Anon, I swear that I will dedicate all my magical research to restoring your foreskin!

>>42311361
>Anon rants to Twilight about ‘circumsision’ and how it’s all the ‘Joos’ and ‘isreals’ fault
>Twilight writes a letter to princess Celestia detailing all that Anon has told her and demanding that the elements of Harmony be sent earth to liberate all humans from the barbaric ‘Joos’
>Celestia ends up invading Isreal and accidentally exposes numerous other crimes against humanity in a single day
>Turns out (You) were right