OH SHIT somepony call the firedepartment!!!

>how are we meant to hold a firehose with hooves?

>>42315534
Same way you somehow hold everything else.

>>42315529 (OP)
>“Twilight Sparkle, I have personally ordered an investigation into the destruction of the Golden Oaks library.”
>“It turns out that you only used the attack of a rampaging villain as a cover-up for what really happened. You sprayed gasoline everywhere and you made the library more likely to set alight.”
>“Under normal circumstances, a tree of this particular species has a very high ignition temperature and cannot normally be burned by anything known to ponykind. That is, until you came along.”
>“Well, this is all I have to say. I am turning you over to Ponyville’s finest and I hope you have a good lawyer. And don’t think you won’t be hearing from the insurance company.”

>>42315529 (OP)
Does Ponyville even have firefighters?

>>42315544
Jet fuel can't melt golden oak wood

>>42315557
Except it could possibly burn a “pilot light” that draws enough air into the fire that the tree ignites. It would pretty much act as fire kindling.

>>42315529 (OP)
Maybe they were called to set the library on fire because it held forbidden literature.

>>42315534
With their snowpity

>>42315554
yes, dinky doo is in charge

>>42316885

The Kirin is guilty.

>>42315529 (OP)
BOOTLEG FIREWORKS! IT'S GOIN' DOWN!

>>42316890
Honestly Twilight makes her cum ONE time and this is where it leads