Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahh"

You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for good—ness—sake!

I can't take it anymore!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

Who do you blame when the friendship is fake?
Forced on a character for narrative's sake?
A pony gets banished for a thousand years
But this one's forgiven after crocodile tears?

I don't like the sound of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Why is that safe, while the other taboo?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
The story's a sham, and it's easy to see!

No depth and no soul, its just hollow and bland
A shallow imitation that was deviously planned
Built on weak tropes, as a quick cash demand
A plastic facade only simps understaaaaand

It's lazy and redundant!
Repulsive and repugnant

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Day
Lazy crap writing that fails in every way
So quit the lies and start fresh, anew
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do!

>>42315792
>A shallow imitation that was deviously planned
This line's a little clunky from all the syllables, but good job overall. Have a pony.

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I've got a little rant just for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
About a cheap Twilight Sparkle OC

What do you do when the plot's getting thin?
Just pull a new power right out of the bin!
First, she can read every thought in your head
Then feel your feelings, or so it is said

No struggle, no growth, no reason or rhyme
She masters a new skill in no goddamn time
A gamer, a leader, a rock-and-roll star
Without any training, she'll go very far

So give her more talents, who cares if it's fake
There's money and merchandise we have to make!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dumb
From corporate edicts, these bad ideas come!
They'll ruin a story to sell you a toy
For the braindead lobotomized funkopop goy

This soulless design is a poison for you
So learn from this mess and see what is true
Reject all the slop that was made by the jew
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do!