This is my OC, Grass Toucher. Her hobbies include going outside and spending time with her friends in person. She doesn't know what a meme is and only uses the ponynet to look up recipes and directions sometimes. I wish I was more like her.

>>42316910 (OP)
>blank flank
LMAO

Green and brown mares are love, green and brown mares are life.

>>42316910 (OP)
I'm not going to >rape, I'm going to befriend her and take her on dates and help her find her cutie mark and then lovingly and passionately plap her for hours and hours and make her a mother and raise our kids to be upstanding members of ponyville

>>42316910 (OP)
Is this a fucking ponymaker? Based.
>>42316914
Too brown.

>>42316918
Lemme lighten that mare up a bit

>>42316925
A bit better. Would befriend, but still wouldn't plap.

>>42316910 (OP)
I don't like her, put her back in her house alone and then we'll talk.

>>42316927
She's made for frens and for me to plap. Anyway would also plap OPs pone. Gren and brown mares are life.

>>42316910 (OP)
rarity can eat shit, green manes are elite

>>42316914
I thought of Piney too

>>42316910 (OP)
>>42316925
>>42316914
Funfact: The more green a pony has in their colors the less snowpity they have

>>42316990
Objectively untrue

>>42316993
Lyra doesn't have a snowpity

>>42316997
Nice opinion, too bad it's wrong

>>42316990
Purple ponies actually have the least snowpity

>>42316990
Red and black are the most snowpitiful colors. Red and black ponies are pure SOVL

>>42316993
*Objectively true

>>42316997
She has an overactive snowpity. So much so that the city pays me to clean up after her. Pic for proof (me on the right).

>>42317027
>Green eyes
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you that your snowpitiful Lyra is a changeling.

>>42317035
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're color blind.

>>42317063
Take the L.

>>42316990
>Well I never.

>>42317002
>>42317027
Lyrat steals all my fucking oats, she has ZERO SNOWPITY

>>42317075
>>42316990

>>42317087
That mane color makes more sense for Carrot Top than her orange one since actual carrot tops are green

>>42316914
I thought that was the Serious Sam logo on her for a moment

>>42317073
Go back

>>42316910 (OP)
here, she's being raped:
https://twibooru.org/2623576

>>42316990
>t. liar

>>42316912
fpbp

>>42317473
You gotta spoiler that, man. I'm getting chest pain from how much it's warming my heart

>>42316918
No such thing as too brown mare!