Thread 42318003 - /mlp/ [Archived: 1006 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:19:45 PM No.42318003
its over
its over
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>Oh no! Anon defeated Discord with a single blow. If hes that strong then Equestria is doomed. Doomed!
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:20:29 PM No.42318004
>>42318003 (OP)
>non defeated Discord with a single blow
that's the gayest shit I've ever heard, OP sucked discord so hard he collapsed
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:22:48 PM No.42318008
peace of mind
peace of mind
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>>42318003 (OP)
>Anon after no diffing Discord
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:23:30 PM No.42318010
>>42318003 (OP)
Arinos also dies in one hit.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:25:43 PM No.42318197
>>42318003 (OP)
>rape
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:09:25 PM No.42318275
>>42318003 (OP)
He just slipped on a banana peel I threw on the ground
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:12:07 PM No.42318283
Yep, not even friendship magic can defeat me!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:21:28 PM No.42318316
>>42318003 (OP)
Stop joking, I just farted...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:03:40 PM No.42318390
>>42318003 (OP)
>Thunder strikes like a malaise of dragons.
>You are now Twilight Sparkle.
>Former Alicorn.
>Former princess.
>Former....Equestrian.
>It is many years into the future since Emperor Anonymous, the cruel, defeated Discord, the last hope of the once proud Equestrian nation.
>The Princesses were slain, the elements shattered and you...
>You were hurt the worst of all.
>"Slave,"
>You cringe everytime he calls you that.
Y..yes my lord?
>"It's today, you know."
>No...
Please, Lord, can we wait just a little longer?
>Anon smiles warmly down at you.
>And you just cry.
>But Anon's will is indominatable.
>Trotting, you follow him out into the court yard.
>You learned a long time ago to keep quiet when you cried.
>There is a raised, wooden platform.
>There is a crowd.
>Two dragons, neither of them Spike, are standing beside an orange pony on that platform.
>That orange pony has a rope around her neck.
>You know exactly who that pony is.
>"My subjects," Anon raises his hand out into the air, to the spectating ponies and creatures, "Today is a glorious day for our empire!"
>Heart thumps in your chest like an angry wildebeast trying to escape as the two of you step onto the platform.
>Your gaze goes down, doing whatever you can to avoid the gaze of the orange pony.
>"Today..we purge evil from our kingdom!"
>"I ain't no kinda evil y'darn liar!"
>"Oh but you are," Anon tsks down to her like she's a foal, "a terrible evil! An element of harmony!"
>The crowd boos horribly at this.
>"And worse yet, a traitor!"
>"I never betrayed nopony! I served my darn country, my Princess- unlike you, you murderin' scumbag!"
>The orange pony looks back to the crowd, desperate.
>"Can't y'all see? See what he's doing?"
>The dragon guards hold her tight, but you don't think they need to do this.
>The orange pony was too weak to fight back anymore.
>Anon's prison is a horrible place to be.
>"He don't care about any of you! He ain't no one y'all can trust! He-"
>"The Emperor is our friend! Liar!"
>Screams a mint green unicorn, throwing a rotting apple at her, earning a groan from the orange pony.
>Emperor Anonymous chuckles.
>"Hurt?"
>"...Nawh..not worse than what y'did to the Princesses...and my friends.."
>She glares at you.
I'm sorry...
>"Sure y'are, sugar-cube."
>"Now now, is that any way to treat your friends? I know you're a criminal, but surely you hold some compassion for your fellow element do you not?"
>"I don't know her!" She screams out.
>Anon shakes his head in mock pity.
>"I don't know anypony anymore! You done went and turned the whole world topsy turvy!"
>"And..and these ponies....the critters too, you brainwashed 'em until they couldn't notice anymore. "
>"Deranged ravings of a lunatic," Anonymous sighs, "Any last words then?"
>"Praise the sun!"
>FWIP!
>She struggles a long time, swinging on that rope, her face turning a terrible shade of red, eyes watering.
>Until finally it's quiet.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:04:29 PM No.42318393
>>42318390
shit writing, faggot.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:05:32 PM No.42318398
>>42318390
kino writing, chad.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:23:56 PM No.42318461
>>42318390
>The element of honesty hangs dead.
>She stays up there in the gallows for months, as a reminder of Anonymous's total power.
>Rotting away in that hot summer sun.
>You're the one who has to take her down when the time comes. When it's dark, when nopony can watch and see.
>When she's naught but some bones and cartilage.
>Gently.
>Delicately.
>Crying the whole time.
I..I..Iiuhh...I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
>Tears stream, warm on your cheeks.
I'm so sorry Applejack! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm...I'm sorry...
>You cradle her for an hour.
I'm sorry..
>You keep apologizing as you take her to the terrible machine.
>The Flim-Flam brothers made it custom order for him.
>You put her remains inside of it, where she will be ground down, the collagen in her bones turned into glue.
>Feeling like you're in a dream you walk away from the machine.
>Blotting out the terrible noises, trying to make it all go away.
>The world feels like it's collapsing in on you, everything seems like it's coming in closer and closer. Your heart is pounding, you're sweating. Hot, cold all at once and and and
>And you're screaming.
>You're collapsing to the ground, screaming, screaming into nothing, curling on yourself like a roly-poly.
>Roly-polies?
>Fluttershy liked those.
>Fluttershy..
>He made her into glue too.
>Oh, Oh Celestia help!
>But Celestia is gone too.
>Oh no no no.
>No, Twilight, you're all alone.
>Your body convulses, eyes going up into your skull, breathing ragged as..
>As your magic begins to manifest wildly, sparks of purple lights and-
>"Twilight?"
>Drooling, so much lights but-
>"Twilight!"
>It's getting dark.
>You can't see.
>Can't hear.
>Is somepony touching you?
>You can't..
>You..
>It's so dark..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:14:34 AM No.42318555
Oh come on hes a filthy traitor and a terrible friend. Besides I only have one demand. I take Princess Celestia as my personal broodmare and we both get to leave Equestria.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:23:08 AM No.42318572
>>42318555 checked
The fact that you picked only one broodmare makes me think that you might actually be into stallions, anon
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:30:10 AM No.42318762
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>>42318003 (OP)
>tfw you just one-shotted Chaos with little more than a black pudding and the element of surprise
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:49 AM No.42319484
>>42318572
Its called self-control not endless degeneracy.