Thread 42320901 - /mlp/ [Archived: 995 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:16:54 PM No.42320901
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How many stars does your wanted level have to be in Equestria for them to turn you to stone?
Replies: >>42320903 >>42320905 >>42320906
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:18:02 PM No.42320903
>>42320901 (OP)
69 stars, get on my level skrub. everypony is after me after I committed the worst crime in the world: publicly masturbating
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:18:49 PM No.42320905
>>42320901 (OP)
this is so forced and unfunny that it's starting to circle back to being funny. im imagining some autist fat nerd chuckling at his keyboard in mommys basement spamming it with his gta strip club on the telly.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:19:05 PM No.42320906
>>42320901 (OP)
If you rape a mare, you will get turned into stone