>ANON!
>I'm tired of hearing your lies about human world!
>Lack of magic? "Spaceships" that landed on the Moon? "Interweb"?
>Describe your world accurately before I ask Celestia for the truth potion!

>>42321143 (OP)
OP is a cock sucking faggot

>>42321143 (OP)
It's a polluted rock of shit and piss floating in space full of retards constantly at war for everything. You're not losing much.

>>42321143 (OP)
Basically it's a place with really good burgers

>Hey, Anon... so, remember years ago when I told you I didn't believe you about Earth?
>So... I think I went there. And I'm sorry for doubting you.
>Though I didn't see any of those 'black people' you warned me about, there were blue and green and purple people but no black people.

>>42321181
Twilight, I told you, you ate a bunch of Pinkies special mushrooms. You never travelled between planets.

>>42321143 (OP)
“Truth potion”? Are you seriously going to get a potion that rips open a hole to my old world just to see it for yourself? What other truths are you able to see with this potion? Whether you’ll eventually cure cancer or ever actually start sending astronauts back to the moon?

>>42321159
fpbp

>>42321143 (OP)
hey look another waste of a thread

>>42321143 (OP)
Twilight, the last time she gave some of that stuff you accidentally drank it and ended up telling everyone about the time you saw your brother's dick.

>>42321426
Kek
Seethe

>>42321426
Hey look another post that's about to be deleted

>Well it's basically a world ruled by violence and lies where evil always seems to win, but there was this one dude who said it's all gonna be redeemed one day. This pissed a lot of people off so we killed him, though him getting better is the most popular rumor in history.

>Also, we have trains way cooler than yours, you primitive belly to the ground prey animal.

>>42321482
see you in your next thread tranjan

>>42321500
Kek

>>42321143 (OP)
It's true! And we have these black ones called niggers.

>>42321143 (OP)
Alright, alright, you got me. I was just kidding about the moon thing, that’s all made up.

On a related note, how can we humans verify anything that aliens tell us about their home worlds?
"We achieved peace back home by just being nice to each other, not by one ruthless faction enslaving everybody else or anything silly like that haha"
"We're on good terms with the rest of the galaxy and can get anything we need simply by asking for it"
I mean, they're going to say those things whether they're true or not...

>>42322693
No need for interplanetary travel, how can we even know if best Korea is shitty slave camp/ workers paradise?

>>42322727
>No need for interplanetary travel, how can we even know if best Korea is shitty slave camp/ workers paradise?
Anon, we can safely observe their country's situation

>>42321143 (OP)
My world is awesome and full of wonders and miracles. Magic? You name it, we have it: from witchcraft to synchronicity, from alchemy to channeling space aliens. Spaceships on the Moon? Old news, bitch: we have a ship outside our solar system now! Some say it won't be outside of it until it leaves the Oort cloud but fuck them. Interweb? You must mean the holy independent cyberspace, the man-made realm of infinite knowledge, the true final frontier where brave and bold men seek adventures. It's currently besieged by glowniggers who are damaging its spirit and purpose it by futilely trying to subject it to IRL laws and regulations, but I know the truth will prevail.
>truth potion
Bring it. My mom taught me to never say no to free drugs.

Ponies have a cult of personality. Ours makes magic disappear because we thinks all magic is demons.

>>42321481
>>42321482

>>42325007

>>42321500
Believe it's real and >>42324621 happens.