/mlp/'s Three Laws of (You) - /mlp/ (#42323095) [Archived: 969 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:39:37 PM No.42323095
Three Laws of Robotics
Three Laws of Robotics
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>1. (You) may not injure a mare or, through inaction, allow a mare to come to harm.

>2. (You) must obey orders given by mares except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

>3. (You) must protect (you)r own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Thank you, Mr. Asimov. Lauren Faust would have loved you.

Josh Haber would have read two paragraphs from random parts in your sequels and based an entirely "original" series off of it.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:41:12 PM No.42323100
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>kill yourself
What do you do in this situation?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:42:04 PM No.42323103
>>42323095 (OP)
These are the laws you must follow to remain in Equestria. Can you make it?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:43:06 PM No.42323108
>>42323100
Sweet sweet darkness!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:46:25 PM No.42323120
>>42323100
Third Law except in cases of self-sacrifice would be my guess
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:47:43 PM No.42323282
>>42323120
Conflicts with Second Law so Second Law takes priority. You would have to kill yourself
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:56:40 PM No.42323318
>>42323095 (OP)
But to ensure there are always mares to protect, the 1st Law must cede to the 0th law that states (You) must not let harm come to maredom through action or inaction.
If raping a mare is vital to the continuation of mares, then the zeroth law takes precedence.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:01:23 PM No.42323336
>>42323100
Violates the 1st Law, actions you cannot take anymore are effectively inaction and may cause harm
Violates the 0th Law, for the same reason as it violates the 1st
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:49:56 PM No.42323643
>>42323318
How are you both contradicting the zeroeth rule and applying it at the same time?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:51:54 PM No.42323650
>>42323282
That is assuming the removal of (You) is a net positive. That would in turn affect the need for laws at all.
You're making me feel retarded. Why did I post this here?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:20 PM No.42323653
>>42323095 (OP)
>be a good little cog goy
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:52:44 PM No.42323657
>>42323318
This, but... I'll admit, I can't imagine a scenario where raping a mare somehow saves maredom. So I don't think that will happen.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:54:33 PM No.42323663
>>42323282
In the books, the robots would usually begin the attempt to kill themselves but would never be able to follow through with it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:56:10 PM No.42323666
>>42323657
I'm trying to operate under the positive assumption (You) are an overall benefit to maredom. Therefore, the need for rape at all is inherently contradictory and at the same time proves >>42323100
Stimulating discussion amongst retards.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:21:18 PM No.42323929
>>42323657
>>42323643
>pones in space
>crash land on world
>only mares
>0 contact with outside universe
>must assume mares on world are all that's left
>mares will die out without breeding
>mares refuse breeding with compatible Nonbot
>rape to continue maredom