You are Celestia for 48 hours
What are you doing

I'm freaking out and trying to figure out how to raise the sun because I don't know how to do that.

>>42328757 (OP)
>Eat ALL the cake
>Every last one
>Force everypony to use up every cake ingredient in Equestria to bake every possible cake
>Eat ALL of them
>Swap back
>Now Celestia has NO cake

>>42328757 (OP)
Setting up an Earth-Equestria portal in a location known only to me.
The moment I turn into human I'll immediately go back in.

>>42328778
>Celestia remembers what you did
>the moment you go through the portal she's there waiting for you
Deary dear.

>>42328788
What if I bring cake with me?

Calling my daughter and telling her I'm sorry.

I'm spending exactly 48 hours admiring my own fine ass in the mirror.

>>42328757 (OP)
Step 1: Tell Luna that I need to leave on personal duties for a couple days and ask her to take over the kingdom until I return.
Step 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuNy1Ibdk_Y

>>42328757 (OP)
scaring the shit out of random poines in TP in their homes chillin' with them like baking with reading an book or talking over tea

>>42328822
>"Luna, does my butt look too fat"

>>42328757 (OP)
What if I find a way to summon my human body and/or turn it into my pony OC’s so I have the option of remaining in Equestria after the 48 hours end?

>>42328788
So you're implying that we have separate conciousnesses during that? That makes it even easier.
>Right after i'm done setting up the portal I use the control over her body to repeatedly bash her head against a castle wall
>Celestia now has a trauma-induced amnesia and can't remember a thing
>Come back to my body in a perfectly fine condition
>Return to Equestria with now-retarded ruler and live there happily ever after

>>42328858
You are free to do what you want; however, your body is just that, a body. You can use magic to turn it into a pony if you like, it will also be asleep during the 48 hours

>>42328868
>>Right after i'm done setting up the portal I use the control over her body to repeatedly bash her head against a castle wall
>>Celestia now has a trauma-induced amnesia and can't remember a thing
Doesn't that mean you have amnesia as well anon?

>>42328838
If Rumplestiltskin was urging Shrek to finish signing, does that mean that the contract would have been null and void if he didn't finish signing it?

>>42328868
I have a better idea
>Right after I'm done setting up the portal I step through
>I find my human body
>Use my control over her body to rape myself, but not before casting a fertility spell on Celestia's womb to ensure insemination
>Celestia now has my foal growing inside her
>Return to Equestria with now-pregnant ruler-wife and live there happily ever after

>>42328900
Would a theoretical spirit possesing your body get amnesia from forcing you to bash your skull against a wall? Exactly, it wouldn't, because he's a completely separate entity from you.
It's her brains getting ruined in this scenario, not mine. And I could just swap the portal entrance to my room to counteract any possible memoryloss issues.

>>42328757 (OP)
this >>42328822 but not for 48 hours, i need enough time to finally check if marepussy is coat colored or not

>>42328757 (OP)
So much sex with all the hot stallions and mares I see.
Stuff my face with cake and fancy food.
Declare war on some neighboring nation so I can incinerate enemies of my empire with unrestrained magic power.

>>42328873
Would everything undo itself after these 48 hours? Or would I stay in Equestria as a pony?

>>42328937
I doubt she would take kindly to such act, and horses have an ability to cancel their own pregnancy. I could probably achieve better results by making her retarded first.
Knowing how gullible ponies are, and using the confusion from them seeing their leader going dumb, I could likely bullshit a story about being some interdimensional caretaker, heeding the call of a powerful being in need.

>>42328979
Whatever you do during the 48 hours will stay in effect. Once the time reset, she has to deal with whatever you did

>>42328757 (OP)
start a PMC for non-poines with a high buy-in to deal with their bullshit in wars
and rape luna with an futa cock
WHO GONNA STOP ME

get pregnant

>>42328757 (OP)
Business as usual to show her that I am capable and a great potential asset to her kingdom.

>>42328757 (OP)
>raise the sun
>ask retainers for a detailed report of where I am in the FIM timeline
>if possible, become a literal deus ex machina and win everyone over before they even know me
>or
>summon Bulk Biceps
>make him honorary princess for a day
>go to ponyville
>prank Pinkie with my mere presence, perhaps >>42328767
>eventually explain the situation to the pink (she's everyone's best friend, she'll vouch for me AND keep a secret)
>find Twiglet
>get to work bringing back the real celly
>become friends with everyone in the process
>hopefully get the Avatar treatment before my time's up (send another back to my human body, like Tirek or some evil, giga-magical being. Lyra might be into it too.)
gain friends, ditch clown world
>>42328838
based

>>42328757 (OP)
I'd just study magic for 42 hours. One break in the middle to sleep.
While I wouldn't be able to use any magic after the 48 hours are up and ultimately whatever I could do with it would be pointless, magic is still interesting as fuck, and I don't think I could resist messing around with it as much as possible.

>>42328757 (OP)
>find Twiglet
> Ask her if she wanted to fly with me a bit
>sing https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1JxVvHk9YF8&si=YAESU1oekk2YEXuy
>Ask her if she would like to join me in my bedroom for a sleepover
>Order Luna to deal with today's duty as a reward, I'll bake a cake myself, no staff
>Tell Twi to chill with me for the rest day and sleep in the same bed
>Have a nice time with the two of us playing games, drinking tea, and unwinding, reading a scary story
> By the time we are about to sleep, I tell her about something to keep her up all night
>about a future event that never comes true
>about Something Sweet To Bite

>>42329041
So what if I ended up turning my body into that of my alicorn OC and/or made him some form of royalty (if the people of Equestria don’t see him as such)? He is far from a Martin Stu, but he can still pack a punch.

Guys
>> 42269583
New sperg just dropped. I think I'll name him "Bob."

>>42328757 (OP)
enact total zigger death