>Twilight said you were a good man. She said “oh that Mr. Anon hes such a kidder, but he will always have your back, even in the worst of times.” And what do you do to me? Try to push me down two flights of stairs and start cackling to yourself saying “watch your step Poochie.” Then you copy my penmanship and write a scathing letter to Trixie saying I hate her and never want to see her again. You put my plant Phyllis in the hot sun to die, you call me more names and to top it off you start touching me in inappropriate places! While I’m teaching a class no less. So let me ask you a question Mr. Anonymous. If I disassemble you on the atomic level do you think Twilight and our friends will be able to find them all and put you back together?

>>42331277 (OP)
I never did any of that. I love you.

>>42331277 (OP)
>rape

you're a bad mare
you're a VERY bad mare
and I'm wishing you to cartoon hell now

>>42331277 (OP)
*BRAAAP* oh my goodness gracious starlight glimmer keep on farting oh my the smells like pure magic farts haha *BRAAAAAAAP* oooohh yess *BRAAAAAAP* OH SO GOOOD SMEELS LIKE GASSY APPLES *BRAAAAAPP* UUUUUOOOOHHHH

>>42331277 (OP)

>>42331277 (OP)
It was all in good fun Pudgelight. And the ponut groping? Thats how humans show affection.

>>42331277 (OP)
*toot* ahaha oh starlight glimmer you farty a small one :DDD do a big one *BRAAAAAAP* oh LORDIE LORD that smells good like fresh pineapples mmm *BRAAAAAP* oh my god ur overloarding my smell senses *BRAAAAAAP* oh my goodness!

>>42331329
>that smells good like fresh pineapples
>>42331314
>OH SO GOOOD SMEELS LIKE GASSY APPLES

>nice smelling farts
Gross.

>>42331277 (OP)
>Implying Starlight would waste her time ranting and not dust or brainwash Anon at the slightest inconvenience
DYEWTS?

>>42331277 (OP)

>>42331277 (OP)
*BRAAAAAAP* ohhh my I love the fresh smell of pizza farts *brap brap BRAAAAAP* wow! a triple fart banana cruisine so goood sniiffff *BRRAAAAAAAAP* oh my good so good unf

>>42331314
>>42331329
>>42331576
There is only one place for fartfags.

>>42331870
Face first in Glimmy's ploota with our nose wedged in her ponut.

>>42331870
god imagine Starlight Glimmer unleashing a fart so powerful that you can its smelly egg farts through the computer like *BRAAAAAAAP* oh my that is so goood *BRAAAAAPPPP* oooh so good

>>42331277 (OP)
Just tell Anon that you were in Equestria before him, thus making him Super Poochie, and he'll autistically screech his chords to nonfunctional. This will give you peace for a few days, then you just repeat the process. This kills the Anon (Super Poochie).

>>42332177
Okay, that would be fucking funny.

>>42331277 (OP)
Anon was terrorizing all the mares in town too, you'll be doing everypony a big favor.

>>42332177
Anon doesnt make the show bend over backwards to suit his power or narrative. Poochies like Starlight, Randy from Thats 70s Show, Lucky from KOTH, Ahsoka Tano or Sunset do that.

>>42333000
That doesn't happen with Starlight. Take your meds.

>>42331569
this is a very good pone pic, shame the artist is retarded.