>So Mr. Time Traveler if I do this with you then my oldest daughter wont grow up to become a mare-kisser and my son wont marry a weak little unicorn?

>>42332397 (OP)
Yes that's right now come over here and let me give you some love from your luscious lips and give your flanks the bucking in a lifetime.

>>42332397 (OP)
>So OP, you time travelled to the past so you could suck the cock of every Anon on this board all in one day? Fucking creepy bastard.

>>42332397 (OP)
>there was no sex
>only mare petting

>>42332397 (OP)
>Anon plaps Apple Butter
>Goes back to the present
>Apple parents still dead
>But now the Apple siblings are all some shade of green
>And annoying faggots

>>42332397 (OP)
>Give me the secret formula and the world's your oyster!

>>42332458
>”My “Apple Butter” who knew the recipes to every apple related food in existence. I returned to Ponyville to see her three times and I knew if I returned a fourth I would never leave. Creaturequestria, Poochie my reasons for trying to fix the timeline would be over, so I did what I had to do. But…it broke my heart to lead her into that timberwolf infested forest.”

>>42332959
>What?

>>42333013

>>42332397 (OP)
How big are her crotchboobs?

>>42332454
>anon didn't know that petting ponies makes you ejaculate and ruined his pants

>>42332959
>>42333735
Kek

>>42333751
The biggest in Equestria. That's why Celestia had her assassinated, she was jealous.

>>42332397 (OP)
Yes
>"well....alright," she blushes, presenting both holes, "do whatcha gotta do, um, I guess!"
>I nod grimly, I put my finger on the ring of her asshole, she moans a little.
>my other hand joins, soon both massaging and prepping.
>"oh..oh equestria..."
>Then, much like a sewer clown in a shower drain, I stick both my hands in at once and stretch her anus out about to about feet in length. My little mare groans like a wildebeest.
>with quickness I take my dominant hand, replacing it and the other with forceps go keep the anal cavity now stretched to a decent 9.5 feet wide. Leaving the mare looking like a looney tunes tunnel at the end of her ass.
>I shove three rotisserie chickens in her ass.
You'll be such a proud mother....
>I take away the forceps, shrlrrrp goes her donut as it attends to retracting itself pitifully. Her stomach distended from the chickens, which were quite oily and fragrant scented of rosemary.
>"are we almos' done yet?" She whimpers, getting the meat in your hole sweats. Quite thickly and foam like.
No, no not yet- just a little more patience.
>I stick my leg up, grabbing my foot by the penny loafer, stretching my limb ballerina style.
>I then proceed to send it down like the lightning of Zeus poops, straight into her vagina.
>she moans, juices fly about, my foot is submerged within.
>I proceed to stick my other foot inside.
>slowly then, I crawl into the cunt, her giney winey, until only my head is sticking out.
Thus, the dark deed begins....
>"whuh-hugh?" She moans, dazed and confused.
>from within, I grab at her inner walls, squeezing and tickling and poking or proding
>she is a mess of retarded pleasure, not realizing my dark art, as my gesticulations of genitalia cause her to stand up on all fours.
>her will has become subordinate to my own.
>I pilot my mare suit down to canterlot.
It all begins here....now... in this place....

>>42334229
Just came to this, thanks bro

>>42334229
>into the canterlot castle I break, using my butter mare as the means to end.
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO!
>"what in the-" says a guard pony, maybe several, "you can't be here!"
>"isn't she the mare with the farm from ponyville...?"
>but my mare Eva unit is too lost in the pleasure to hear what is said.
>With a jab from within, her powerful back legs jut out, sending the guards flying.
>Unicorns and Pegasus guards all try to stop me, but all are not immune to the brilliant articulation of warfare art I exercise as we trollop through the castle, up to the topmost spire.
Alright, finally! FINALLY IVE MADE IT.
>I laugh, my head wobbling about the outside of the pussy turtleneck with glee.
Alright, girl, here's where it begins...
>I twist vagina flesh, she groans like a warthog and turns, ass to the air. My head can see down to the courtyard, confused ponies canter and whinny, looking up at what would soon be the harbinger of a new day.
AIM!
>Apple Butter, does not know what I speak of, she only aims her rump higher yet, face to the ground of the spire, due to the way I flooble about with the insides of her genitals.
FIRE!
>I deliver a swift punch to the inside of her cunt, aiming towards around her g spot. a torrent of fluids shoots out, hitting disgusted passerby.
>but something else soon happens- with an invaluable speed, the first rotisserie chickens shoots out of her asshole, flying at about Mach 1 speed, grease and seasoning flittering about. It then begins to fall after reaching some several feet in the air, falling like icarus, until it meets the same end with the ground. Grease and chicken carcass scattering about.
Damn...didn't leave the atmosphere...gotta recalibrate my mare..

>>42334260
>someone, is banging on the door to the spire.
>it's a good thing I blocked the door with a paper mache bust of George Bush.
>they won't get in for a while, he's too precious, too beautiful to destroy.
Alright, come on, come on.
>both hands pull on either side of the inner vaginally canal, causing her to turn left, right, left, then a half angle and quarter right.
>Her ass aims slightly higher, I have a better view now.
FIRE!
>this time I kick her hard like a Charlie brown football. Juices and a second rotisserie chicken shoots out from her asshole, at about Mach 21 speed. Up higher and higher the chicken delight does go, obliterating several birds in the process.
>I can see, just barely, it begin to touch the outer edges of the equestrian world, nearly it leaves the atmosphere, staying in orbit for a brief time...until it begins to saunter down, then rapidly fall somewhere off in the far.
>falling. Falling, rocketing down, a comet of savory nature, until it would crash land into a little blue unicorn mares father. Crushing his skull into nothing. Spectators at his magic show scream, crying.
Alright. That's a little better...this next one will be it, this WILL be the one!
>the door thumps harder, and harder, until it catches my attention, I see in the glass window a tall, white mare, her eyes pin prick, her nostrils flaring and steaming up the window.
AWH SHIT OH FUCK!
>I turn back, and deliver a flurry of blows from my feet and hands to the insides of apple butter. Her legs quiver, and her asshole makes a sound like a wet fire cracker as her donut contracts, winks, and explodes out the final chicken with such harsh speed that little bits of skin get caught on the folds of her anus, leaving them to hang slimely on the outside of it.
This will be it!
>the door slams harder and harder.
It has to be...
> I watch My final rotisserie chicken turd turret, bullet out at Mach 34. So fast hardly can see it. But it goes, higher and higher, piercing the veil of atmosphere and going out of orbit, tears go down my face, I close my eyes, apple butterfalls to the ground.
>the door to the spire explodes open, killing George W Bush.
>"Aw, man," says a young unicorn guard, "I kinda liked that thing.."
I did it...
>"Did. WHAT."
>The princess of Equestria looks down at me, her shadow cast over me and my mare-mecha.
You can't touch me I'm an equestrian citizen!
>a fire of yellow glow zips out of her horn, apple butter is vaporized. I am left nakedness.
Oh.
>Celestia glowers at me.
>I look up to the sky, my mare juice soaked hand reaches up to nothing,
For you, my sweet...for you...
>I am escorted to a dungeon thereafter for torture.

>>42334291
>hours pass. I am buck naked, lathered up, and chained to a wall.
>"talk!" Screams Celestia, slapping Me around like a little ferret.
>"I DEMAND you tell me what you were doing, Anonymous!"
Heh...
>I spit out blood and a few corn kernels, I like eating unpopped corn.
It's too late for that....now...
>my eyes are heavy, cast down, looking to the stone slabs that make up the floor of My cruel home.
>"too late for what...for....no....no you couldn't have," Celestia's brows knit together, corners of her mouth tugging down, "could you...?"
Too...late...
>"no...no no no! You fool!"
>meanwhile...
>a young princess, stranded on a desolate space rock, cries bitter tears.
>"I just.." she whimpers, curling in on herself.
>"I just want to be loved too."
>heavy, invisible chains hurt at her hind leg.
>"Maybe i deserve this...it's so cold..maybe I'm really just...just bad..."
>her eyelashes flutter away freezing tears.
>"I'm no good for anypony at all..."
>suddenly, like a soccer ball, the long deceased remains of a slow cooked chicken collide with the magic chain around her back leg, shattering it into a million pieces.
>Princess Luna stands up, eyes wide, watching as the would-be dinner that destroyed her bondage, slowly now floats up into environment in pieces.
>"i..what..huh..?"
>the major piece of chicken spins slowly as it floats off and away.
>"I'm...I'm free...?"
>she blinks.
>then begins to plan her revenge.
>I am a hero.

Post moar Apple Butter unbirthing

>>42334347
I can't, she died

>>42334350
Necrophilic unbirthing then

>>42334366
She was VAPORIZED you IDIOT

>>42334376
Then rematerialize her and post moar Apple Butter unbirthing. Preferably a story Anon gets unbirthed and rebirthed as Anoncolt and Applebloom's fraternal twin

>>42334387
No. I CANT. She's DEAD. it is OVER.
just for that, how about write a story where ANON IS A BIG OILY BLACK MAN who has to WEAR THE KIRINS on his HANDS and FEET to stay WARM OUTSIDE OF THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE TUNDRA.
how about I make him then get BRUTALLY RAPED by KING SOMBRA and DISCORD who both give him MAGIC HERPES.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCK.
Apple butter is DEAD. move ON

>>42334229
>>42334260
>>42334291
>>42334334
Now this is cinema.

>>42334414
Why would he need to stay warm if he's outside of the tundra? Just admit you can't write the Apple Butter unbirth-rebirth story.

>>42332397 (OP)
none of that was canon anyway
I pick and choose what's canon, pear butter

Pear Butter is not for sex and youre all sick depraved monsters.

>>42335055
Then how did Applejack exist huh?

>>42334234
>>42334467
Here, forgot to mention I'm a shitskin

>>42335055
She was used for sex canonically three times

>>42335814
>Implying any red-blooded Equestrian stallion would be able to lay with Apple Butter only three times

>>42335055
Mares like sex, and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>42335055
>Three kids, all different ages
Clearly you haven't seen the show, nigger.

>>42335814
Ponies reproduce by budding like sponges or amoebas.

>>42332397 (OP)
This was a test and you failed, floozy! Now I curse your bloodline with DISGUSTING UNICORN GENES!