>"H-hey, Anon! So, let's say that somepony— TOTALLY NOT ME! Might have accidentally eaten an ice cube whole, and hasn't, y'know, 'passed it' after a few hours... S-should that pony maybe go see a doctor, or...?"

>>42334543 (OP)
Well, it was good knowing you Dash...

>>42334543 (OP)
Really, Dashie? Who did it? Was it Twilight again?

Let me take a look, Dash. I might have misplaced my keys too.

>>42334543 (OP)
That's crazy! OP just 10 minutes earlier ate a massive cum cube from the cum of every Anon who browses /mlp/. He's still fine and sucking the cocks of anons around the world like the fag he is so you're all good.

>>42334543 (OP)
I'm afraid that If it doesn't 'pass' by the next morning, it needs to be surgically removed.

>>42334543 (OP)
Depends on the transparency of the ice. If it was clear you should be alright in a week or two, but if it was cloudy… say Dash, when was the last time you called your parents?

>>42334543 (OP)
Chinese food is not for pony consumption.

>>42334543 (OP)
Ugh, you adorable little dummy. The ice cube will just melt in your stomach and turn into water. If this is another attempt at getting me to pick you up so I can carry you alllll the way to the medical center, its not your best attempt.

>>42334577
Rainbow Dash does NOT eat keys

>>42335646
Oh yeah? How would you know?

>>42334543 (OP)
How did they eat an ice cube whole, what were they doing?

>>42335949
ive put ice cubes in my ass its not hard to ingest whole ice cubes if you ignore the cold and dont crunch them

>>42335646
She in fact does, it is very nutritious!

>>42335938
I asked her and she said no.

>>42334543 (OP)
Rainbow, you know that your stomach's acids are just going to melt down the ice cube, right?

>>42335646
Bullshit, last week she ate my spare right out from under the doormat
Looked me right in the eye as she did it

>>42337197
That's just a party trick she learned from Pinkie.

>>42334543 (OP)
I'm afraid the only way to cancel it out is by drinking boiling water

>>42334543 (OP)
These are the kind of retarded questions that made your brown parents dump you on your grandparents, OP.

>>42335646
Imagine plapping her after she eats your car keys
Unf Dashie clink clink

>>42337437
Why are you being so mean to Dashie?