>>42334860 (OP)I need to tell you something,
>mmm, what? I'm...
>yeah, baby? I'm retarded. I'm a level 3 retard according to ponyville clinic. As you can see hrr ein these papers iconveniently had hidden between my thighs, im fully diagnosed and registered. What we just did- you and I- legally it counts as statutory rape under Equestrian law, since the state considers all mentally disabled as being children.
Not only that, but because I am not a pony and am the only human here, this also counts as bestiality. You legally have raped a retarded animal.