The Kirin is trying to explain what Anon did to her last night.

>>42342846 (OP)
The kirin should just write it down on paper. It would be easier to understand.

>>42342846 (OP)
I'd assume >rape with all that head shaking.

>>42343129
Well, she held out her hooves real wide and her eyes bugged out. Together with all the other movements, I gather that they went fishing at midnight and caught a gigantic freshwater bass.

>>42343144
No, I think he just raped her.

>>42343147
Kirin fish, too.

>>42343147
>>42343514

Ehem, please allow me to interpret:

>Kirin points her hooves to the right
"Anon and I were over there by the pond last night."
>Kirin points her hooves at her mouth and opens her mouth.
"Because we were really hungry and looking for something to eat."
>Kirin shakes her head vigorously.
"And I just couldn't believe it! Wow!"
>Kirin spreads her hooves out and bugs out her eyes.
"This huge fish..."
>Kirin shakes her head vigorously.
"...and I just couldn't believe how big this fish was!..."
>Kirin raises her hoof to the sky and also raises her eyes to the sky.
"It just jumped up straight out of the pond sooooo high!"
>Kirin subtly raises other hoof.
"Then, Anon put out his arms to catch it!"
>Kirin wiggles forelegs.
"Then it fell into Anons arms and it was wiggling around...like this!"
>Kirin makes a concerned face with her hooves up.
"It looked scared, but we ate it anyway:"

>>42343575
That doesn't explain her newfound baby bump.

The Kirin is not happy about being on page 9.

>>42344121

>>42343579
Don't be silly, The Kirin is not married yet. The feesh was "xbox hueg", it's what The Kirin actually wanted to say. Resident anon's a bit rusty, it's pretty rare that he gets to talk using his voice nowadays, when he stays with Kirins.

Kirin breakfast?
Kirin..drink?
Kirin...j-juice?

>>42344878
They could make some good juice
Just look at all those fruit

>>42342846 (OP)
>Kirin points hooves to her left
I was over there
>Mouth opens wide
and I saw something shocking.
>Shakes head
I didn't believe my own eyes.
>Spreads hooves, eyes go wide
It was huge!
>Shakes head again
You wouldn't have believed it either!
>Holds hoof in the air
It was this big!
>Waves arms
And Anon wasn't even hard yet!
>Sad face
I'm going to be unhappy until he >rapes me.

The kirin is posing as her friend's sister.

>>42342846 (OP)
Why couldn't every other creature be cute like this

>>42346238
Kirins have pony skulls.