Hey Surprise. You could not refrain. Me to summarise what it meant when you threw me that partay. Surprise. You were creatively and artfully made. If the world doesn't want you in it to stay just listen to these words I'll say:
Through the changelings and the smooze, when Cerberus is on the loose, the ones who raise the sun and moon, will be your guide. When zombie ponies cause a fright, in the darkness of nightmare night:
You belong, just as well as Pinkie Pie, I'll be by your side.

I was actually just testing to see if this IP was banned yet. But you know I also wrote a Puff the Magic dragon parody I really like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6f-a8yuXL0
Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.
And egghead Twilight Sparkle, knew Spike did enough,
So got an owl to help out, when nightly reading stuff

O' Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.
Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.

Everypony should sing it, it's an old pony song.
And if you do not know the words... you'd better learn them.

Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library. (Sing it with us!)
Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.

They would write about friendship, words sent by Spike's magic mail.
Twilight had her best friends, then write of their epic tales.
Equestrian ponies, had faith whene'er they came;
Appleloosa to Canterlot, solved problems all the same.

O' Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.
Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.

A dragon lives a while, but not so unicorns:
Royal deeds began to call, to lands that were foreign.
Before long it happened, Twilight Sparkle was no more.
Spike the grown up dragon felt, friendship's magic no more.

All the land was in sorrow, Spike held the most pain,
Remembering those old days, holding her purple mane.
Without his lifelong friend, Spike could not be brave.
So Spike the grown up dragon, ate gems alone in a cave.

O' Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.
Spike the baby dragon, aide to Twily:
Sent letters to Celestia, from the gold oak library.