>Be me
>Walk into a Denny's and see this
>Rainbow Dash turns to look at me as I walk in and says "What are you looking at?"
>Twilight Sparkle then looks around the restaurant and says to the group "Um girls? Don't you think we're drawing too much attention to ourselves?"
>The other ponies then turn around and all proceed to look around the restaurant.
>Literally everyone is staring at them.
>They then turn back to face Twilight and all collectively say "Nah"
>What do you do in this situation Anons? I'm sitting across from them at a table nearby.

>rape

Ask if I can sit with them

>>42343984
Not enough room at the table.

>>42343991
>sits with Ponko in his lap

>>42343991
I start flipping tables and throwing anything I can get my hands on.

>is a creepy asshole to random people at a denny's
This is why you're sitting alone at that denny's.

>>42343980 (OP)
ask for an autograph. say you're a big fan.
if they act confused, say you've watched their show.
then, they will be curious, and want more answers from you.

>be me
We know you're you. Dumdum.

where's rarity and applejack

>>42344062
The bathroom.

>>42343980 (OP)
>casually orders bacon
>realizes that Harshwhinny saw you blush at her.

>>42344062
Rarity would never be caught dead in such an establishment and Applejack doesn't like their apples.

>>42344072
What do they do? Burn the apples?

>>42344122
They're just clearly low-quality apples and Applejack knows her apples.

>>42344125
I wonder how the ponies would react to the thought of consuming meat.

>>42344127
I feel like Rainbow Dash would be chill about it given she was childhood friends with Gilda but as a whole ponies are probably pretty grossed out by the practice.

>>42344132
Damn, seems like everyone except Rainbow Dash is missing out.

>>42344125
if it can't fit in her ass, then it's a low quality apple. that's how she decides

>>42344132
Imagine

>>42344125
Why would Applejack even want to order apple related dishes when going out? Clearly she would get a large stack of flapjacks and bacon.

>>42344157
Heh, nice.

but how did they end up in the real world

>>42344233
Dimension skid. Happens a lot this time of year. One minute you're fine, the next... ZOOM "ooh where am I?" You're in a new dimension. Gotta be so careful!

>>42344050
I'm not him though. Can I still go to Denny's?

Yeah, formatting threads is real big brain work, you'll get it eventually.
>At least I hope you do.

>>42344127
>OM NOM NOM

>>42345062
We can go together bud.

>>42345612
Wouldn't the pinbones hurt its throat? That doesn't look healthy.