>Anon we need to have a talk. Over the years I have invited other humans into Equestria yet a day or two later they go mysteriously missing. Once I brought you a human female companion, placed her in your home and she was gone the very next day. Are you being unfriendly to these other humans and driving them away to other parts of Equestria? What if I brought a newborn human infant to you, would they go missing too!? Tell me the truth right now.

>>42344611 (OP)
I want a marewife you dumb horse

>>42344611 (OP)
needs more Skibidi Toilet

>>42344611 (OP)
Would a tummy rub get you off my case?

>>42344611 (OP)
Yes, I have been very unfriendly. So unfriendly that my unfriendliness made them disappear in the forest.

>>42344611 (OP)
I ate them you silly horse.

Didn't you know hoomins are cannibals?

>>42344638
Is that a titty?

>>42344644
Shit, didn't notice that.
It'll probably get zapped; enjoy the cannibalism while you can.

>>42344611 (OP)
hold that thought my mare I gotta go take a fat shit

>>42344611 (OP)
Humans don't get along with each other. That is Human 101.

>>42344611 (OP)
Me no likey other 'umies