>"So... is there anything I can get for you Anon?"

>>42346730 (OP)
some oats would be good

>>42346730 (OP)
Three fingers of single malt scotch. Neat.

>>42346730 (OP)
Do ponies even have alcohol?

>>42346730 (OP)
>rape

>>42346730 (OP)
Can you get me an additional two fingers of blended whisky? On the rocks, please, I'm trying to ease off of the alcohol.

>>42346746
>asking a pony for fingers of alcohol
I guess it's true that booze makes you lose braincells.

>>42346730 (OP)
>the leotard has breast cups
>for a pony
why

>>42347631
Many elements of pony society are based on human elements that make no sense for ponies to emphasize. Nopony's quite sure why.

>>42347622
>>42347639
It's traditional to use the term "fingers" as a measurement for alcohol, as the minotaurs discovered/invented the substance in ancient history.

>>42346730 (OP)
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS

>>42347639
Tirek enslaved ponies in the past and used mares as his personal sex toys. So they had to dress properly to please him.

>>42347639
It's because they used to be human, but their minds were wiped and now they don't even remember their past lives. Just like we used to be ponies.

>>42346730 (OP)
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large...

>>42347622
>>42346746
>>42347641
>ponies don't quite understand and measure 'fingers' using their entire hoof
>she just hands you a whole bottle of Sweet Apple Acres Applejack
>it's still priced like a normal shot
Partying in Equestria would be wild

>>42346730 (OP)
100 trillion beers please