Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:37:23 PM No.42347180
Ok I laughed HARD.
‘I’m… I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye,’ Mia said. ‘You’ve all been so lovely! But I want to be friends with horses. That’s all I want. That’s the only thing I want.’
‘Is that not why We brought you here? You were in need of friends, so We came to the rescue!’
Mia shook her head. ‘I want to be friends with wild horses. Wild, wild, wild, wild, WILD! You ponies are nice, but you eat off plates! You sleep in beds! You have supper at playtime, and bed after suppertime. Mum didn’t understand and neither do you. You’re not wild enough.’
Anon if you ever went to Equestria and instead of Ponyville or even Canterlot, Cloudsdale, etc. you were forced to live an extremely sanitized comfy life in an utopia where there's no danger and no lore and YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED TWICE A DAY, would you accept it or would you go insane from the boredom and the equivalent of staying in a kindergarten?
‘I’m… I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye,’ Mia said. ‘You’ve all been so lovely! But I want to be friends with horses. That’s all I want. That’s the only thing I want.’
‘Is that not why We brought you here? You were in need of friends, so We came to the rescue!’
Mia shook her head. ‘I want to be friends with wild horses. Wild, wild, wild, wild, WILD! You ponies are nice, but you eat off plates! You sleep in beds! You have supper at playtime, and bed after suppertime. Mum didn’t understand and neither do you. You’re not wild enough.’
Anon if you ever went to Equestria and instead of Ponyville or even Canterlot, Cloudsdale, etc. you were forced to live an extremely sanitized comfy life in an utopia where there's no danger and no lore and YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED TWICE A DAY, would you accept it or would you go insane from the boredom and the equivalent of staying in a kindergarten?