Thread 42348874 - /mlp/ [Archived: 614 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:52:11 AM No.42348874
i need an adult, I AM AN ADULT
i need an adult, I AM AN ADULT
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>Glimmer is an infantile that talks like an infantile to infants & manchildren which is why she succeeds in convincing little fillies & colts to stop fighting.
>Twilight Sparkle is an inexperienced social intellect that gets straight to the point, talks facts & figures and her last resort is approaching you like an adult flirting with you and touching you like a beerbuddy because she's a goddamn adult.
Truly Twilight is the thinking man's horse. Poochie is for kids.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:20:42 PM No.42348922
>>42348874 (OP)
>you will never be a little colt all alone with the pedo twilight
we lost.....
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:59 PM No.42348928
grape1
grape1
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>When FillyDash acts like a dom and cums clouds on you.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:27:47 PM No.42348931
grap2
grap2
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>When Dash gets cold feet the moment she doesn't feel in control anymore and her crippling autism/anxiety/insecurity kicks in.
C'MON ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOMINANT
>Grown-up Dash: Please, just leave me alone ;_; I don't want this game anymore.
Some kind of fucking dom you are, Dash ;_; you're no better than Fluttershy, I bet Twilight even as a child would blackmail me, rape me, force me to buy her candy or else she calls the pony police on my ass. You don't even know your rights, Rainbow.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:29:27 PM No.42348932
>>42348931
Dash is a sociopath. Twilight is a psychopath. Dash knows when she's met her superiors. The only thing that scares sociopaths is a pyscho.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:31:42 PM No.42348938
welost
welost
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>>42348922
say that again
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:36:30 PM No.42348943
Do I look like a give shit
Do I look like a give shit
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>>42348938
>Gives Twilight what she asked for
>Spits it in my face.
CLEAN IT UP, JANNIE.
I asked for 100% mascarpone tiramisu, do I look like I care if all the confectionaries in your world use cheap ass wet cream instead of genuine italian mascarpone cheese cream? Get it done or else I won't even spit in your mouth. Now lick the cake off the floor.
This won't do, Anon. This won't do at all. I'm very disappointed in you and when tiny Sparkle gets disappointed PEOPLE DIEEE. Now clean up that sorry excuse of a dessert and come back before my threshold for bullshit spills the proverbial chocolate milk. Also bring me some chocolate milk and none of that Nesquik garbage.