>I already told you, humans pay 2 bits for tomatoes. You don’t like it then go ahead and starve.

>>42351931 (OP)
I'll pay 1 >rape

>>42351931 (OP)
You want two bits? Fine.
>unzips balls

>>42351931 (OP)
you said humanS, not human

>>42351936
Kek

>>42351931 (OP)
If humans existed in Equestria all mares would be getting plaped daily

>>42351931 (OP)
>fine, I'll just ask a random mare to come buy them for the normal price.
>leaves
>doesn't ask a random mare to come buy them for the normal price

>>42351969
>Any mare that associates with you now has to pay 3 bits for tomatoes.

>>42351931 (OP)
Can we have an agreement, dearie?

>>42351973
>I swear, I don't know him.

>"Him?" Who said it was a "Him"?

>>42351931 (OP)
>ponies insist that humans have to pay additional bits for food
>stop buying food from ponies that charge you more
>eventually, every pony in ponyville is asking you to pay more than a pony would
>don't buy any food from anypony
>it's the principle of the matter
>start running low on food
>still visit every shop to see if they've changed their mind
>they haven't
>then, run out of food
>no dice on a good deal
>finally, start starving
>nothing, nada, zilch
>still don't buy any food out of spite
>twilight visits
>"Anon, I know you're hungry. Can you stop being so selfish and greedy and just pay your fair share for groceries? You'd think a grown adult wouldn't throw this kind of temper tantrum over a reasonable tax."
wat do?

>>42351995
>reasonable
>tax
fuck off, Twilight
live free or die

>>42351995
Foalnap a mare and eat her.

>>42351931 (OP)
But I don't like tomatoes.

>>42352022
...out.

>>42352043
That too, to make her meat more tender.

>>42351995
I'd just start eating the ponies.
They should learn to fear a predator.