Thread 42352044

>Hey Tone y'ever notice how dat Fluttershy broad talks real soft like?
>It's like... she gets me yknow? Like Ma but if Ma had wings n was drawn by a gook
>Anyway I think I'm in love Tone, Is dat weird?

>>42352044 (OP)
>"Paulie you fuckin' kiddin' me? You know who's a good pony to fall in love wit'?"
>"Applejack. Fuckin' Applejack, strong, there fer her friends... Dat's a man's mare, none of dis fuckin' 'Oh.. I'm so shy! Boohoohoo' shit... Get sum fuckin' taste next time you wanna talk ponies, Paulie."

>>42352397
>Applejack? Ohhh get the fuck outta here Tone >What? You like mares that smell like dirt and rotten appuls?!
>Shes got the body of a gym teacher and the voice of a truck stop waitress and that’s your type? A fuckin' country broad?

>They deleted the Tony hors thread
Dumb unpaid crossdressers, buncha' finooks.

>>42352412
>"Gym teachah?--Gym Teachah? That's funny Paulie.. That's really funny..."
>"Listen to me here, Paulie, I'm only gonna fuckin' say this once, you disrespect Applejack in my presence again, I'm gonna fuckin' end you, ya fuckin' horse, and make sure Princess Celestia can't recognize ya when I'm tru wit' you."

>>42352429
>My kid brother, Filly...
>..That ANIMAL, Blundetto...

>>42352429
>Woah woah hey T it's just banter come on take it easy

>>42352424
You didnt make generic EQG garbage or Tamers trash or dogspam. So it got deleted.

>>42352412
>picrel
both of these men are now dead and that makes me sad

>>42352460
The world you grew up in no longer exists anon

This pony wants to tell you a couple three things

>>42352044 (OP)
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>>42352437
Lol! This was really good, thanks.

“She discovered the magic of friendship is what she did. She was a brave Equestria princess. And in the house Twilight Sparkle is a hero - end of story”

>"..So, Vito was....getting-"
>'No..V-Vito was..'
>'..Vito was doing the blowing.'

MmmmBOY are you FAT!

>>42353273
I heard Whoa Nelly is gettin a 95 pound mole removed from her ass

>>42353618
1000 years on the moon. Never talked

Cazzata, Malanga!

>Hey Sil', Paulie told me you hired a new girl at The Bada Bing.
>"You're gonna LOVE her, Tone'..She DJ's AND dances."

>We're with The Buggabears, asshole.
>"Oh, what's that? Your fillyscout troop?"

>one of his best earners kills Tony’s mare
>Tony strangles him to death

Is he an honorary horsefucker?

>..Alright, deal him in.
>Give em' 5 boxes of zitti.

>>42353753
Oh! That's some guys waifu common...!