(You) will respect the ponice!

>>42353607 (OP)
>cropped dog cookie
You just know

>>42353607 (OP)
>“Princess Celestia, under the authority provided to me by the Endangered Species Act of 957, you are hereby ordered to release Philomena and allow her passage to her natural habitat in the Everfree Forest.”
>“Failure to comply will result in your arrest.”

>entire thread will be full of deranged furfag comments

>>42353610
what are you even talking about

>>42353619
>he doesn't know
You. Just. Know.

>>42353607 (OP)
Kek.
>>42353617
Well, non-furfag rage baiters will bait Anons, and the responders will ruin the thread by autistically responding to the trolls making the cycle infinite. This effect, at least in my observation, always predominates over actual furfags posting their garbage.

>>42353607 (OP)
>dogfucker thread
based OP

>>42353625
where is it cropped you drooling retard

>>42353651
the one with the knowledge just knows

>>42353658
if found the source
https://derpibooru.org/images/3639831
zero cropping

>>42353667
>he STILL doesn't know
You
Just
Know

>>42353678
>still missing the point this badly
you are braindead. bye.

>>42353684
>He will never find out
YJK

"Oh, cool, another Copper Top thread!"
>LOL NOPE
>Furfag ragebait thread.
"Fuck this, I'm out."
>>42353617
>>42353617
>>42353617

>>42353614
>trying to arrest the chief of ponice
Not the brightest is she?

>>42353966
But it isn’t like the chief would have anyone to support her if her agents are sworn to uphold the law rather than serve her directly. Otherwise, it would essentially be a glorified mafia regime.

>>42354004
You ever watch boardwalk empire? It was pretty much like that during prohibition

>>42354004
>it would essentially be a glorified mafia regime
And Big C likes it that way, so you better keep your mouth shut, got it?

>>42353607 (OP)
Knew it was gonna be ESL just looking at the thumbnail. That joke doesn’t really work with proper English. I can dig it tho.

>>42355813
I would've gone with "is petting okay?" but it's really not bad as far as ESLisms go.

>>42355813
The joke still works except the original was an asian petting a nigger police.

>>42355817
Another ESL.
What's so hard to add "it" at the end of "May I pet it?" did you guys never watch English movies & English cartoons? Pajeets have an obsession with using "is" instead of "it's/it is"

>>42355813
>Knew it was gonna be ESL just looking at the thumbnail
Pretty amazing ESL radar.

>>42356095
>"it"
And here I thought
>you might
Was the ESL.

>>42353607 (OP)
Was anon ever seen again? What is the sentence for this?
>return to earth
Nooo I'll do anything!! Just send me to the dungeon!

>>42356111
dude's french I believe

>>42356095
SEA languages don't really use the word it like that. Alot of southeast Asian languages instead use genders for the objects. AFAIK these classically have a three fold system of
Male/female/neuter.
Objects are given a male or female status, even if they are not biologically male/female, depending on how they manifest in the situation. Trees and fruits for example are often given a feminine pronoun, not a masculine one. A dog will typically be called by it's actual sex, but may wind up acquiring an opposing pronoun depending on how it behaves or appears.
The neuter pronoun is used normally to refer to groups and collections of things, but this isn't used the same way classically that the word "it" is used. Nouns are almost like a combination of the words: the + [object] + [gender]
So for example they wouldn't say ("may I pet it") they would instead say ("The dog [neutral] , may I pet?")
Or (the dog [female/male] , can I pet?)

>>42356193
No one cares. Speak English. English is the language going into the future.

>>42356193
This is all to say, a gender almost always accompany a noun. The three genders are again, male/female/neutral.
SEA languages are like this due to their religious systems & culture having a concept of subtle energy flowing and shaping the world in those three ways. Being largely animist, everything has an associated gender. It's either male (active) female (passive) or neuter (neither/both/unsure/). But objects don't get given a noun like (it) which in a language like English, is typically a noun acting as preposition to an object. Referring to a kind of gendered and non living thing.
"What?" You say, like some big fag.
Again, SEA are largely influenced by animism. They don't have a concept of an object which does not have a sense of "being"-Ness.
However, European languages either use male and female genders, the third noun either refers to a singular person of unsure gender (they or them are the classical ones in english) or you have a word like it, which refers to something as an object.
Classical euro languages have male, male [neutral], female, female [neutral], with the last two [they/them] & [it]. Though, typically, male [neutral] is typically used in euro languages to refer to objects/ambiguous gendered objects.
The reason for word "it" or words similar existing in euro languages is due to christianity, which has a concept of living and non living objects. The word "it" gets used in languages like English for animals due to classical Christian thinking that animals are not ensouled.
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Again, very different for the Saar crowd, who's cultures have a concept of everything having a kind of "being" or "soul".

>>42356245
Now, being a world building fag, it would be interesting if pony language noun system focused on relationship status *before* gender. We could see Equestrians developing something like this due to their cultural focus on relationships/harmony.
Example; friend/enemy/neutral.
This wouldn't mean that ponies have no genders grammatically, but it would make sense for their nouns to refer to relationship status.
>>42356202
I do what I want.

fuck the ponice!

>>42356095
>What's so hard to add "it"
Retarded ESL calling other ESLs.
>May I pet it?
The joke wouldn't work you retard because you don't address people as 'it'.
Adding it to the sentence specifies the subject discussed to be the dog.
'Is petting ok?' works because it doesn't specify the subject.

I don't get what's with all this talk about it being ESL. It seemed fine to me since the target was kept ambiguous while still being proper english. Only thing I can think is that I would've said a more casual "Can I pet?" instead of that more polite "May".
>>42356313
this

>all this chat
Isn't "you might" a bigger problem?

I've never heard that as a permissory statement. Ever. And I'm old.

>>42356607
It sounds unnatural but I can easily imagine a prissy Victorian lady talking like that to her children. How old are we talking?

>>42356663
Old enough to be your dad I'm sure.

You autistic retards took a nice pony comic and instead started babbling on about ESL. Get a fucking grip faggots

>>42356675
I did enjoy the comic but i can also shittalk. DYEKWYA?

>>42355813
>>42356202
ESLs are the overwhelming majority in this planet
Cope, American

>>42356697
>brown and proud

>>42356607
Yeah, that's the real ESL part. "You might" is a passive aggressive way of giving permission, a normal person would say "You can/may" or simply "Sure".

>>42356701
Bro forgot bout Europe.

>>42355805
Then why should I go through the effort of pleasing her if the could simply move the goalposts for me? I think I might just try seeing about chemo or radiation clinics.
>>42355743
And maybe the ponice need to stop gangs from poaching phoenixes for their feathers.

>>42356752
I don't see how that statement changes ^:)
Shit, that's sad too.

>>42356768
It really is.

t. (Soon to be) Third worlder

>>42353607 (OP)
Respect the ponice my ass. Now it's time to go do some crimes.

English is spoken all over the world. Even in the ESL countries.
This thread is about language and not cute ponies so it kinda blows.

Fuck the police. Tenderly and lovingly with snuggles afterwards.

Reminder (it’s not really unique though)
https://oldponish.netlify.app/