>You disgust me private. Everyday I have to look at you feels like I just ate an entire plate of moldy cupcakes. Thinking about you makes me want to grab you by the arms, fly up to the stratosphere and drop you. Then see how much of a splat you made. But I made a promise to Rainbow Dash to get you in shape. Thats the only reason you’re still breathing. So lets go over the rules one more time: no sweets, no fraternizing with the mares, in bed by 8. You also owe me 100 pull ups, 275 pushups and 10 laps around Ponyville….as a warmup.

>>42353904 (OP)
>fagisthenics
>cardio
I think I'll keep my gains, thank you very much

>>42347233

>>42353904 (OP)
Love you too hun.

>>42353904 (OP)
“With all due respect, ma’am, I’m disgusted at the fact that you’re addressing me directly when I have nothing to do with your unit other than the fact that we have to travel together. You are addressing me as a ‘private’ rather than an ‘airpony’, which thankfully means you respect my decision to join the Marines as opposed to the Navy, yet you treat me like I’m a part of your chain of command somehow. If you have any problems with my behavior, please talk to my CO instead of me.”

>>42353912
I think you missed the mark this time, fren

>>42353904 (OP)
>rape

>>42353949
congrats on transitioning to be a woman, don't forget to dilate your wound

>>42354006
What is TF about this thread? Anon is explicitly a human.

>>42354019
Congrats xister for being a woman now, make sure to use your dilator on your wound when it gets smelly.

>>42353904 (OP)
>no fraternizing with the mares
i think i'll take you up on that stratosphere offer

>>42353904 (OP)

>>42354019
he thinks that pretending to be a fanatic antiptfgfag will make the general more popular

>>42353904 (OP)
I wish spitfire would look at me like that

>>42353904 (OP)
Hmm... nah.
I think I'll just go home, be lazy and crank one out to Fleetfoot instead.

>>42354019
It's either a bot or someone who's so brainrotten he posts like a bot.