Thread 42356333 - /mlp/ [Archived: 498 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:06 PM No.42356333
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>welcome Anon number 68452, welcome to Equestria and congratulations!
>cum inside Rainbow Dash? great first time destination. the current waiting time is... 3 days and 7 hours. and watch yourself, the floors are a bit slippery from other anons
wyd?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:15 PM No.42356338
>>42356333 (OP)
>floors are a bit slippery
I'll slide my way in
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:43:21 PM No.42356340
>>42356333 (OP)
I didn’t ask that
I asked if sex offender registries still apply here
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:55 PM No.42356343
>>42356340
Only for ESLs.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:46:22 PM No.42356349
>>42356333 (OP)
I will not cum inside Rainbow Dash
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:16:18 PM No.42356432
>>42356333 (OP)
I wanted to post a similar thread, actually. My idea was: you enter the portal to equestria, and claim your mares. But days, weeks, or months later, anons will also enter the portal one after the other. You'll have to fight and kill to protect your throne
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:28:27 PM No.42356457
>>42356432
writefags, take notice!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:44:22 PM No.42356495
>>42356333 (OP)
Which way to the adventures? Fighting dragons and bandits, saving princesses, the stuff?
Or are you saying that other anons already solved all problems in Equestria before me and there's now a long line to any opportunity for a heroic deed? In this case I'd hijack the portal and try my luck in some other world.
>>42356432
I hoped we can all be friends and support one another, as travelers far away from their homes are supposed to do. But it's your funeral. No, scratch that. No funeral. If you want to play dominance, we'll do it right: I'll eat your corpse.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:14:39 PM No.42357180
>>42356333 (OP)
I've been in the queue for ten years already. What's a few more days?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:42:05 PM No.42357403
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>>42356333 (OP)
>She leans forward, squinting.

"Watch yourself—the floors are a bit slippery from other Anons’... enthusiasm. Ahem. Papers, please."

>Hands over a crumpled passport with a glittery pony sticker on it.

"State your purpose in Equestria, Anon 68452."
>I, uh, want to study friendship... and cum inside Rainbow Dash?

"Cum inside Rainbow Dash, huh? Every Anon says that."
>You smile nervously

"Did you complete the Friendship Aptitude Test?"

>I curated a Discord server with 500 members, does that count?
"Discord? That’s a restricted name here, Anon. You’re not affiliated with him, are you?"
>No, no! Just a server name! I swear!
"Glory to Equestria!"
Stamps “DENIED” on the visa.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:08:13 PM No.42357457
>>42357403
Overworked mares are the cutest thing ever, it's a miracle I didn't spill the spaghetti yet. A-alright, what's the freindship aptitute test and where can I give it a try?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:10:15 AM No.42357813
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>>42357457
>Rolls her eyes but softens slightly.
"Since you’re on a temporary visa, head to the School of Friendship in Ponyville. Ask for Starlight Glimmer—she runs the testing center. It’s a big sparkly building, can’t miss it."

>Scribbles a note and slides it over.
"Test’s tomorrow morning, 8 AM sharp. Don’t be late
."
>Leans forward, stern.
"Illegal immigrants like you will be deported you know."
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:25:17 AM No.42357857
>>42357813
>School of Friendship
Ah, so Equestria mirroring an oppressive government is perfectly in character here, since this is the fallen world timeline.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:54:37 AM No.42357913
>>42356333 (OP)
KMS. There are no anons in my Equestria. So this isn't it. We all get our own and no ones invited to mine yet. Not sure where this is, but it isn't Equestria.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:56:20 AM No.42357917
>>42356432
There can be only one.
This fits with my Equestria being mine and mine alone. If I have to kill and die my way past other anons' Equestrias to get to my own, that's fine.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:57:21 AM No.42357921
>>42356495
>I'll eat your corpse.
I'll shit myself when I die. Enjoy eating my shit.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:04:23 AM No.42357938
>>42357813
Will I see you there? And/or during my deportation? It may seem out of nowhere but what kind of food do you like?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:11:41 AM No.42357951
>>42357917
It's Dark Souls rules. Every anon gets their own Equestria, but they can jump into other Equestrias for both benevolent and nefarious purposes.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:37:09 AM No.42357975
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>>42357938
>She snaps her head up, glasses nearly flying off.

"Are you serious, Anon 68452?"

>Snorts, her hoof slams the desk
"You think I’ve got time to trot over to the School of Friendship? I’m buried in paperwork up to my ears!"
>Leans closer, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"But since you’re so curious, I like daisy sandwiches with extra petals, and no dandelions."
>Jabs a hoof at you, smirking

"Fail that test, and you’ll be the Royal Guards headache, not mine. Next!"
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:29:30 AM No.42358059
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>>42356432
Okay, okay, but can I also have a donkey kong country style platforming adventure during it?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:34 AM No.42358144
>>42357975
>>42357813
I KNOW THAT MARE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:30:57 AM No.42358779
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doomslayer
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sharing? no. if anons are to share one, equestria will be for the last man standing
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:09:09 PM No.42358823
>>42358779
All the anons dream of going to equestria, but no one really considers if they all go to the same Equestria, together. "Share your Mare" is the new slogan
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:31 PM No.42358833
>>42356432
>You think you will have a peaceful life in Equestria but in reality it's just a never ending game of last anon standing; it is impossible for us to coexist, our lust for mares always succumbs to war among anons.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:22:31 PM No.42358846
>>42358833
Pfft, not everyone's a retard. I'd go to some town the show never explored, find an unknown mare and spend the rest of my days with her while the others have their chimpouts over show mares.

Here's something different for once: Anons can go to Equestria. Upon entry, though, your skin turns green and you lose your facial features. Whenever you address other anons, you can use names, nicknames, or numbers for them, or just call them "anon". Each anon will know which one you're addressing right now, but ponies won't.
Also, every anon gains a telepathic link with all the other anons. It's not mind reading, hivemind, or thought sharing, though - it's just the /mlp/ board, existing in the back of your head all the time. You don't have to read or post on it, but it's always there.
Have fun!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:24:11 PM No.42358848
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>>42358823
>"Share your Mare"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:31:24 PM No.42358857
>>42358846
>thread watcher inside my head pops up
>"oh boy, a (you)!"
>another anon is telling me to kill himself because he went through sloppy seconds with Applejack because of me
>"oooh :("
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:37:10 PM No.42358861
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>Equestria with the rest of you autists
>Some of whom are actual niggers
No.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:41:41 PM No.42358865
>>42356333 (OP)
>Going to Equestria with hundreds of other anons
No way fag. I am not going to that sausage fest full of fags.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:03:36 PM No.42359293
>>42358846
>I'd go to some town the show never explored, find an unknown mare and spend the rest of my days with her
You won't, I will find you and kill you because the existence of any other anon in MY Equestria is an imminent threat to the purity of the pony race. How do I know you won't try to breed with a mare, or try to fuck a mare that I eventually want to fuck. At least this shared mind shit will make it easy to find (you).
I've shared the human world with enough people and I'll be damned I'll let them fuck up Equestria too.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:11 PM No.42359314
>>42356333 (OP)
How long is the wait to cum inside YOU?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:25 PM No.42359324
Will I still be me or will I turn green and gain a question mark on my face when I enter Equestria?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:13:35 PM No.42359602
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>>42357975
>You clutch your temporary visa, terrified of being deported like the illegal you are.
>Your heart races with anticipation for your test, you want to stay in Equestria so badly.
>Also, so you can see that cute mare again.
>You want to see her smile, and her laugh.\
>Maybe she was leading you on, but you had to find out.
"Okay, daisy sandwiches, I'll bring one back to her when I'm done and get her to go on a date with me."
>As if a border pony would want to date an immigrant.
>You step inside the testing hall, the halls bustling with creatures of all kinds, and approach the testing center.
>You look around.
"Where’s this Starlight Glimmer pony?"
>A lavender unicorn with a sleek mane and a no-nonsense expression, trots up.
"You must be Anon 68452, I was sent your file. Quite the impression you made at the border."
>She smirks
>You blush and scratch your neck.
"Uh, yeah, that was… a thing."
>She didn't say I was hitting on her did she?
"I’m not late, am I?"
>Starlight raises an eyebrow
"You’re here early, but you’re here. I guess you don't have anything else to do, being an Anon after all."
>You nod
"So, uh, what’s the test like? And… any chance you know the border pony well?
>Blushes faintly.
"She, uh, mentioned daisy sandwiches…"
>Starlight arches her brow, smirking
"Oh, sweet Celestia, you’re smitten with Quillfeather?"
>She arches her back and laughs.
"She’s a workaholic, but yeah, we go way back."
>She points to the door
"Grab a seat inside. Test starts in five minutes."
>Rolls her eyes, but grins.
"And no flirting your way out of it."
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:19:37 PM No.42360413
>>42356333 (OP)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:39:47 AM No.42362238
>>42356432
NonM6fags are eating good.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:26 PM No.42363087
>>42359602
(You)