Thread 42356753

The M6 wanna know how good you are at cooking. Preferably meals that equines would like, dishes with hay or flowers or even baked goods. And they want you to cook them something…now.

>>42356753 (OP)
I make them a vegetable soup with homemade french bread, and for dessert a lemon pudding pie with whipped cream.

I dont know how you would even cook grass or flowers. I’ll just bake them some double-chocolate chip cookies, a chocolate cake with buttercream frosting and lemon bars, all homemade.

>>42356753 (OP)
I'm not an experienced cook but I can make some mean cakes.

>>42356753 (OP)
Just go outside, grab a clump of grass, and come back inside. Tell them that you sunbathed them or something to make them dryer, thus crunchier.

>>42356753 (OP)
I can make a bomb ass chili and that's literally it.

a bowl of eggs

>>42356753 (OP)
They can sample my grandmother’s New York cheesecake recipe, but it’ll take about two and a half hours to cook and eight hours to cool.

>cooking meals for 6 excitable little ponies like a proud father
Heaven.

>>42356753 (OP)
I lather myself in olive oil and spices, turn on the oven, crawl inside, and truss myself up like a turkey

>>42356753 (OP)
I like to bake desserts so I would get along well with Pinkie, I would make desserts to reward Rarity for her hard work and prepare sweets for tea parties with my pony friends
baking with and for friends is magical

>>42356874
Dangerously based

>>42356753 (OP)
I think I'm fairly good with meat and meat accessories but I've been sorta postponing learning to bake properly for decades. Well, fuck. In theory, a cake is a piece of short pastry plus anything you can shove into it. They have apples, right? Apple pie it is. Expect lots of trials and errors.

You could bake them anything from this

>>42357504
more like dangerously baste

When I visited Switzerland, we went to an "American cuisine" restaurant. Its the first and only time I've ever eaten Horse steak. For whatever reason, beef is way more expensive there than horse, so I ate a big ass horse steak. Fucking Europeans.

Don’t need to cook. I consume the nutrients of the future

>be Restaurant Owner Anon
>Mane Six have come to your restaurant
>again
>they order 200 hayburgers amongst themselves
>as an appetizer

>>42356753 (OP)
I can make oatmeal with strawberries and bananas

>>42356753 (OP)
I don't know how to cook anything.

>>42358056
>the civvies ordered a plate of raw hay again

>>42356753 (OP)
Rice, take it or leave it.

>>42356753 (OP)
I will make them this.

>>42356753 (OP)
Carrot, banana and orange cake with frosting.
Salad with cheese.
Tofu.
Yogurt.
Tikka Masala Rice.
Maram Garam.
Milkshakes.
Smoothies.
Cookies.
Sweets.
Jellies.
Chocolates.
And more.