THIS SUMMER

>>42363522 (OP)
Buy an ad

>>42363532
Do you not love pomies or what you autist? This is gonna be the MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE, literally everything we have ever dreamed of as a fanbase, fuck you

>>42363939
your bait is so bad you should feel bad, how long have you been here? like really? a downie could do better

>Hasbro finally announces a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie to be released in theaters
>Bronies around the world scream in delight
>Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
>Her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
>To her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards
>One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
>Disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater
>She is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move
>She and her daughter are encased in a prison of lard
>The movie starts
>Sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over
>When an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears
>When the man sitting next to her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor
>The film continues, and there is a brief scene where Fluttershy's butt is front and center
>Suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying
>Not for long
>Everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed
>The mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
>suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony seed
>no easy task to clear the ground
>plant our tiny seeds

>>42363963
It's funny that this happened with the 2017 movie and the guy was doing nothing and normalfags turned on the mom

>>42363965
I heard there was a movie in 2017, I wasn't caring too much about the show at the time. I think if they released the movie just three years earlier you could have really had some ugliness and mayhem on national news. I haven't seen the 2017 movie either, I think there's a cat in it, I doubt it's very good at all.

>>42363975
I remember when it was announced back in 2014 after the only movies we got were EQG and thinking 2017 was so far away. By the time it released, I've lost my interest in the franchise and was more into other shows and reviewers I've started discovering thanks to it.

IN A WORLD

>elements of harmony

>>42364213
SCOOTALOO JOCKEY

>>42364243
kek wtf, scootaloo jockey

>>42363965
where can i find this

>>42363963
Where does the fat greasy brony stereotype come from? None of the bronies I saw back in high school looked anything like that.

>>42365595
Just general lookism culture, trying to shame people and calling their opinions invalid based on their looks. This is why psychopaths run the country and big corporations. The majority of people are absolutely fucking stupid.

Concept art I generated for a movie poster. The Mane 6 don't look rivht, but that can be fixed later.

>>42365656
This, psycopaths have even pushed into modern culture that "ugly people have ugly souls, pretty people have good souls because a someone with a good soul cannot be ugly ;)". And it absolutely brainwashes retards even on 4chan, I hate when I see that pic or idea reposted. Like you mention, it is clear evidence of why psychopaths run the world and are leading it to a dystopia.

Anyone have the Brendan Fraser pony movie pasta?

>>42363939
I'm kind of concerned because we all know it's just gonna be yet another 'zomg [marketable characters] are suddenly in New York' but also that's a good portion of the early kino fanfics when the fandom was blazing with life

>>42364213
>Honesty

>>42363522 (OP)
So does anyone have the full text of the InSneider article yet?

>>42365708
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/

Thank God Sunset Shimmer won't be included. My favorite character getting massacred would kill me.

>>42365743
I hope they put her in the movie now just to spite you.

>>42365743
That’s what you think.

>>42363522 (OP)
HASBRO IS MAKING THE SNOWPONY EXPEDITION THREAD INTO A MOVIE

pic related with mane 6 except the guy on the right is Weird Al
Would you watch?

>>42365672
>but also that's a good portion of the early kino fanfics when the fandom was blazing with life
This is a great point. We may finally get Anon in Equestria.

>Starring Ryan Gosling

>>42365662
Wdym? Most elites are ugly and overweight. Which directly contradicts your point.
Good looking people usually find a mate easier, and are less prone to becoming an incel that hates the world.
Did the wittle flaggot get triggered?

>>42365816
You people are honest to God the stupidest motherfuckers alive.

>>42365800
>picrel
Why do they keep doing that?

>>42365800
>pinkie keeps hitting on Al
>he weirded out at first but gets more into it by the end
The Minecraft movie has the weird villager dating a real woman subplot let us have this

>>42365800
>>42365831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86nLB5iNDnM
>Al upon meeting Cheese

>>42365828
Not a film student but my assumption is driving scenes are easy to make and are good for filling in some needed dialogue without having the scene feel like filler- they're in the car, they're doing shit, they're not just at the Seinfeld diner.

>>42365831
There'll be a mid-credit scene with Pinkie Pie and Weird Al having their wedding.
Anon will be crying and Twilight will ask him "Do you always get emotional in weddings?" and he'll say "No. It should've been me, not him!"

>>42365800
>opens with 2D scene, ambiguous point pre-twilicorn (netflix only has early seasons anyway), in twi's library as she excitedly shows off her new "going into books" spell to the girls
>accidentally sucks them into the wrong novel without warning
>they end up coming out of the TV of [generic human guy who eventually goes on a road trip with them???] like literally every other cartoon-to-life movie, except it's weird al playing himself (obligatory pinkie joke somewhere in there)
>they're both equally convinced that THEY'RE the real ones and the other's world is the fictional one and try to hide that fact from the other to protect them psychologically from the shocking revelation, running gag (Al hides any merch or ad for the cartoon, twi stops the girls from mentioning the book spell that brought them here)

>main plot is that the two worlds are influencing each other and things in the real world are slowly becoming like the show (and vice-versa, gag with a pony back in equestria suddenly becoming a non-talking photorealistic horse)
>the reason is because there's not enough friendship in the human world or something, so while the two worlds are connected they're trying to reach an equilibrium state and equestrian sunshine and rainbows friendship magic is flooding in
>the only way they can stop it is by convincing the people of earth to stop being so hostile to each other (if even just for a little bit) and increase the friendship levels to match equestria long enough for them to close the portal or whatever
>weird al is like "but this is awesome why would I want to stop it?" until he goes to bite into a hamburger and it changes into a cartoony hay burger right before his mouth makes contact
>he immediately decides "nevermind, we need to end this NOW!"

>they set off on a road trip with some silly endgoal that could only exist in a kids movie like "crash the internationally-televised Pointless Argument Convention (which is really just a "politics are dumb amirite" joke but through the politically neutral lens of "isn't adult stuff stupid, fellow kids?") with some music number about the magic of friendship", solving people's silly disputes along the way
>multiple music numbers, featuring a weird al parody of a pop song with horse-related lyrics, and a polka version of one of the show's songs

>ponies-in-real-world antics like rainbow getting a speeding ticket while flying, rarity seeing a fashion show near where they stopped only for it to be one of those experimental artsy concept ones where they wear trashbags or sideways christmas trees or whatever and she comes out with a thousand yard stare
>twilight discovers the internet and becomes obsessed, eventually when she types her name in out of curiosity the first result is a fanfiction site and it zooms in on her cursor slowly moving towards it as ominous tension-building horror music plays only for the laptop to run out of power right before she clicks

>>42365984
>once they save the day and say their goodbyes twilight pulls him aside saying "I don't really know how to tell you this, but if I was in your situation I'd want to know... your world isn't real. You're just a character in a book in my library. But after everything we've been through, you're real to me, and I'll never forget our friendship. I hope you still know that your life truly does still matter, even if it isn't 'real' like ours, and that this revelation doesn't freak you out."
>weird al narrows his eyes, almost opening his mouth to speak but pausing as the camera pans from the cartoon unicorn in front of him, to her friends going through the portal (which is literally just the TV), to some DVD cover or merch or other obvious evidence that they're just cartoon characters, and he poorly pretends to be shocked and responds "Wow, that's crazy... but I guess I'll manage..."

>credits theme is just the unaltered FiM theme, post-credits scene something something lyra hands (it writes itself)
need it or keep it?

>>42365800
Its gonna be Ryan Reynolds.

>>42365993
Didn't he get canceled?

>>42365800
Only if Al is a co-writer. Hasbro sure as hell wouldn't do him justice.
>>42366003
>canceled
Anon, do you really care about retarded celebrity drama?

>>42365675
someone should /kill this motherfucker while >raping Agnes on camera

>>42365984
>>they're both equally convinced that THEY'RE the real ones and the other's world is the fictional one and try to hide that fact from the other to protect them psychologically from the shocking revelation, running gag (Al hides any merch or ad for the cartoon, twi stops the girls from mentioning the book spell that brought them here)
should be more like that Futurama episode desu

>movie gets canceled because INVESTORS get reminded about le toxic brony fandom and pull the finance plug

Do we really need eqg with real people and vfx horse ears?

>>42366582
Just print some posts from these threads and mail them to the MGM office, maybe it'll scare them off.

>>42363522 (OP)
Maybe we can gaslight Hasbro to hire Ryan gosling. Just tell them that barbie only works because the goose was in it.

>>42365743
She will be put at the post credit as a mysterious red headed human girl that says something ambiguous about the mane 6 before the movie finally ends.

>>42365595
Classic Brony meetup photos were filled with Airplane Allens and "Brony of Happiness"

>>42365800

>>42363522 (OP)
I doubt it'd be FiM-related.

>>42367082
Hasbro is an American company aka China's slave. Chinks are going crazy over FiM lately (mostly card collecting femoids but still) so it will be for sure.

Did I get into MLP right before a renaissance?

>>42363522 (OP)
>live action
Jesus just kill me already

>>42363963
A classic. Thank you anon.

>>42366582
Best outcome. Please let g4 alone

>>42363963
Lost at the last two lines.
>>42367463
It's not original? I wanted to thank the author.

>>42366582
PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE

>>42366582
If that didn't happen with the FIM movie and G5 what makes you think it's gonna happen now? Plus most people are aware the MLP fandom is irrelevant nowadays.

>>42367234
>mlp
>renaissance

I'd wait until g7 for it to even have a chance.

>>42366582
What can we do to expedite this process?

>>42363522 (OP)
>ONE >RAPE
>ONE MISSION
>ONE ANONYMOUS POSTER...

>>42367038
Aren't all fandom meetups like that?

>>42368349
Then why do 4chan mods admins freak out and ban it whenever they see it outside of /mlp/?

>>42369477
I hope I can live long enough to see MLP allowed sitewide again

>>42363522 (OP)
MEEGAN!!!

>it's finally happening
Kek.