You wont find it bizarre when ponies do this to you right?

Equines share their breath as a greeting, not this. Ponies are more likely to get on their hind legs and breathe in your face.

I'll get hard as fuck. Which would be very bad if I was in OP's pic situation since ponies can smell boners and Cadence would send me to the Crystal prisons but I'd break out since ponies are dumb and I'll trick them into letting me out. Than I'll take the train all the way to Ponyville where I'll first stop at the grocery store to buy some canned beans, cabbage, and sugar free gummy bears and than I'd take a trip to the flower trio to buy some potted flowers and than I'd hop on over to Fluttershy's to steal one of her small animals which is when i will than make my way into Twilight's Castle where I will than swooze on into Glimmy's room where I will feed her all the food I bought and rut her silly and worship her ponut as she rips diabolical flank that kills the potted flowers and small animals I placed around the room and makes me cum repeatedly.

>>42368446
Based planner. Not into the whole fart thing but you deserve it.

honestly, i've always seen foalfiddling as disgusting and borderline to pedos
that is, until, for whatever mysterious reason, i saw OP image

Crotch sniffing mares are dangerous because they are addicted to the scent.

>>42368410 (OP)
I find it bizarre. They're not dogs.

>Watch out they're gonna huff your crotch
Arrgggh no not that please

>>42368446
She lets it out with every plap?

>>42368410 (OP)
Ponies sniffing male crotch is hot, post more