Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:26:12 AM No.42369607
>you are sitting at the kinoplex
>Crab legs ready, enough pop corn and sauce carefully mixed, your brony bros sitting by your side
>The entire room is filled with men your age and 1 mother with her daughter in the middle of you all
>Room goes dark
>Bronies start going "oooooh" like retarded children
>"Hey! It is too dark in here, turn on the lights"
>suddenly—BAM—screen explodes in hyper-saturated Hasbro™ colors
>Pinkies face fills the entire screen
>"Ah, much better" - says Pinkie Pinkie voiced by Margot Robbie
>You and all the other bronies start going ooga booga wooooow
>"Darling, come back! We need to cross the portal!" Shouts Rarity - voiced by Zendaya
>"Just a sec, what kinda movie doesn't start with narration?" - Pinkie retorts
>"Just hurry up Pinkie" says Dash voiced by Awkwafina
>"Let me tell you a story nonny" - Pinkie continues
>Crowd starts cheering like the little girls trapped in old men's bodies they are - "She said nonnyyyyy!"
>"A story about how anyone can be brave and rise up to the occasion, even if you are..."
>Cut to Ryan Gosling holding a Pinkie toy
>"My little pony!"
>Pink pony club starts playing
>Ryan Gosling's character is shown to be a manchild playing with his official Hasbro™ Pony toys
>Crowd goes fucking wild they start throwing pop corn everywhere, even the little girl is thrown around like a beach ball
Honestly, the movie might just be awesome
>Crab legs ready, enough pop corn and sauce carefully mixed, your brony bros sitting by your side
>The entire room is filled with men your age and 1 mother with her daughter in the middle of you all
>Room goes dark
>Bronies start going "oooooh" like retarded children
>"Hey! It is too dark in here, turn on the lights"
>suddenly—BAM—screen explodes in hyper-saturated Hasbro™ colors
>Pinkies face fills the entire screen
>"Ah, much better" - says Pinkie Pinkie voiced by Margot Robbie
>You and all the other bronies start going ooga booga wooooow
>"Darling, come back! We need to cross the portal!" Shouts Rarity - voiced by Zendaya
>"Just a sec, what kinda movie doesn't start with narration?" - Pinkie retorts
>"Just hurry up Pinkie" says Dash voiced by Awkwafina
>"Let me tell you a story nonny" - Pinkie continues
>Crowd starts cheering like the little girls trapped in old men's bodies they are - "She said nonnyyyyy!"
>"A story about how anyone can be brave and rise up to the occasion, even if you are..."
>Cut to Ryan Gosling holding a Pinkie toy
>"My little pony!"
>Pink pony club starts playing
>Ryan Gosling's character is shown to be a manchild playing with his official Hasbro™ Pony toys
>Crowd goes fucking wild they start throwing pop corn everywhere, even the little girl is thrown around like a beach ball
Honestly, the movie might just be awesome
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