what will be the movie's theme song? - /mlp/ (#42369607) [Archived: 247 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:26:12 AM No.42369607
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>you are sitting at the kinoplex
>Crab legs ready, enough pop corn and sauce carefully mixed, your brony bros sitting by your side
>The entire room is filled with men your age and 1 mother with her daughter in the middle of you all
>Room goes dark
>Bronies start going "oooooh" like retarded children
>"Hey! It is too dark in here, turn on the lights"
>suddenly—BAM—screen explodes in hyper-saturated Hasbro™ colors
>Pinkies face fills the entire screen
>"Ah, much better" - says Pinkie Pinkie voiced by Margot Robbie
>You and all the other bronies start going ooga booga wooooow
>"Darling, come back! We need to cross the portal!" Shouts Rarity - voiced by Zendaya
>"Just a sec, what kinda movie doesn't start with narration?" - Pinkie retorts
>"Just hurry up Pinkie" says Dash voiced by Awkwafina
>"Let me tell you a story nonny" - Pinkie continues
>Crowd starts cheering like the little girls trapped in old men's bodies they are - "She said nonnyyyyy!"
>"A story about how anyone can be brave and rise up to the occasion, even if you are..."
>Cut to Ryan Gosling holding a Pinkie toy
>"My little pony!"

>Pink pony club starts playing
>Ryan Gosling's character is shown to be a manchild playing with his official Hasbro™ Pony toys
>Crowd goes fucking wild they start throwing pop corn everywhere, even the little girl is thrown around like a beach ball
Honestly, the movie might just be awesome
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:27:44 AM No.42369609
>>42369607 (OP)
"You Are What You Is" by Frank Zappa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKz2YK7DTX8
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:08:43 AM No.42369696
I wonder what the MLP movie's equivalent of the "Chicken Jockey" meme will be.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:09:42 AM No.42369698
>>42369696
20% cooler is going to make a comeback as an ironic meme amongst normies.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:26:21 AM No.42369719
>>42369607 (OP)
nice AI post, retard.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:01 PM No.42370175
>>42369719
Fuck you anon, though in all honesty I didn't use ai and this is my first green ever. I am a newfaggot and came because of the news regarding the movie
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:06:14 PM No.42370178
>>42370175
Newbros.. can we even compete?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:12:12 PM No.42370182
>>42370175
newGODs can't stop winning!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:32:04 PM No.42370196
>>42369607 (OP)
Tamers got me addicted to hearing this song in trailers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BByMzI1YjKA
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:37:11 PM No.42370374
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>>42370196
>newfags are discovering nightcore
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:04:58 PM No.42370419
>>42369607 (OP)
>montage of friendless Ryan Gosling going to his soul-sucking office job set to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o76umu3oa8
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:29:10 PM No.42370477
nightcore for zoomers
nightcore for zoomers
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>>42370196
>Tamers
>Tamers
>Tamers
Nightcore is a staple in internet culture. You have had to hear Nightcore at least once when you discovered YouTube.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:58 PM No.42371173
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>>42369698
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:01:53 PM No.42371182
>>42370477
The average tamers fan wasn't even alive when nightcore was a trend.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:09:49 PM No.42371202
>>42369698
What's an "ironic meme"?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:34:00 AM No.42372054
>>42371182
This is true.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:24:15 AM No.42373159
>>42369696
Nothing.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:15:58 AM No.42374141
>>42369607 (OP)
'I'll Slice Your Fuckin' Throat' by GG Allin
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:16:58 AM No.42374144
>>42369607 (OP)
'I Snuck a Retard in a Sperm Bank' by Anal Cunt.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:18:48 AM No.42374150
robert kinoplex
robert kinoplex
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>I'm at the kinoplex
MY NIGGA ROBERT IS IN EQUESTRIA?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:20:07 AM No.42374154
>>42369607 (OP)
I will probably chimp out with fellow anons if given the chance